always, worlds within worlds

Cly 31 nb lesbian they/them pls no minors don't post my shit to twitter this is my ao3

[calamitysong]

founding tenets:

- beware the moving image

- all actors should be burned at the stake

[clytemnestraaa]

honestly to write good penis-related smut you do have to accept that ejaculation is an absolutely insane dr seuss type biological mechanism. proliferating via goo cannon.

[weepingchoir]

Has anyone written a queer romantasy retelling/homage of a classic piece of literature yet? You could advertise it on tumblr with a pull quote that remixes the most quotable line from the original work into something unbearably dumb. I don’t know why no one’s tried this, seems like free money.

[clytemnestraaa]

also toddler ilya had a stuffed bear or rabbit or dog that he was perpetually sucking on to self-soothe at bedtime and that thing was fully absolutely vile. completely soggy with spit 24/7. he kept it hidden somewhere for far longer than was socially acceptable to take out at night, until at 5-6 he started getting sick and throwing up frequently and alexei finally snitched on him and an adult found it and it was moldy as hell and they threw it away and ilya cried and his parents got in a fight about irina being a negligent mother.

[clytemnestraaa]

ilya was a gap-toothed child i feel it in my heart

[bitcrusherr]

[huliajelena]

how‘s the water?

you‘re in it

yeah, but i want to know how you like it

[siegfriedandroy]

He is the only mii that asks me these types of weird ass questions 😭

[clytemnestraaa]

dazzling personality and smartest most impressive person on here

do y'all hear that. i dazzle.

[clytemnestraaa]

Was getting ready to walk my dog and he looked at me wagging his tail so hard his whole body was wiggling with his leash in his mouth and i out loud said Ilya. Because I guess that's ilya. Just need to share in the neurosis with someone a level above me

love that i'm like one up in the ilya thetans or something lmaooo i've gone clear.... but yes

[clytemnestraaa]

You answer asks so often man I'd be so overwhelmed. Kudos to you you seem like you have your shit together!

don't be fooled

[breathtakingdestinations]

[manticoreimaginary]

It doesn’t look that exciting, but this linen is from the New Kingdom (ca. 1492–1473 B.C.)

Thinking about it for too long makes me feel absolutely insane.

[manticoreimaginary]

The description on The Met includes the line ‘The cloth was repaired and laundered in ancient times’ and that also makes me feel light-headed.

It’s so beautiful and so simple and so so old

[clytemnestraaa]

I followed you because of the hrœrekr post and I've been loving all the cynical posting since. never change

hrœrekr was my finest hour….

[clytemnestraaa]

super important question for you: if Shane and Ilya were in a circus (old, travelling, etc.) what would their roles have been?

shane is a strongman and ilya is a bear tamer (anya is a grizzly bear in this scenario)

[clytemnestraaa]

this is what i wake up to. like what is this creature. where is your head.

[clytemnestraaa]

is your dog gnc

as fuck