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founding tenets:
- beware the moving image
- all actors should be burned at the stake
I followed you because of the hrœrekr post and I've been loving all the cynical posting since. never change
hrœrekr was my finest hour….
super important question for you: if Shane and Ilya were in a circus (old, travelling, etc.) what would their roles have been?
shane is a strongman and ilya is a bear tamer (anya is a grizzly bear in this scenario)
this is what i wake up to. like what is this creature. where is your head.
is your dog gnc
as fuck
snapshot from one of Oscar’s memorial paintings i did last year!
Chrysanthemum at Shinjuku Gyoen Park, Tokyo, 2005
i followed you for the thoroughly entertaining hr posting and the sentient dandelion
in the month and a half since i got this fluff, her hair has not stopped growing. i thought like a maltese it would just be a certain length but now i am concerned she is part shih-tzu and this hair will grow and grow and grow until she is a mop.... she has so much hair....... im going to have to start styling her.....
to the author of this year's wine. hello. i finally read bright as ever and you gave yourself away as oomf.... a clyhead if you will..... anyways the last of the wine final chapter was SO FUCKING GOOD damn like this is probably my fav heatriv fic ever???? god. you are so skilled with words and making little pockets of reality and with creating these little side characters that live forever in my head. i would read a lot more about marlow and nina which is crazy for me to say about los angeles heterosexuals. everyone go read it!!!!!
hello all good evening. anonymously or nonanonymously tell me what made you follow me... why are you all here........
i know it's sexism and i know it's gender essentialism and i know it is many other bad things. but i do love the part of the fanfiction when things get so messy that one of the guys finally goes "okay, it's time to phone a woman"
I'm having a real ilya day and your posts are not helping he's the shiniest loudest biggest firetruck in the worldddd !!! I'm gna cry
every day is ilya day.... but he really is the biggest firetruck in all the world.
if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"
what instances have randomly set Ilya off crying in public?
if he's anything like me he cries in public all the time but the circumstances rarely influence it, i just start thinking sad things. just a lot of aimless wandering and aimless crying. however in the spirit of the question:
dead pigeon
dead rat
baby being carried while asleep
teenagers holding hands and kissing in coffee shop line
child walking between parents doing the hang swinging thing
department store sound system playing rachmaninoff
air smelled like onions and cigarettes in a way like moscow
very old woman walking very old dog in a raincoat
can i just say, going by how Rose and Shane were both before they broke up and maybe even more after when she was asking him about jerking off at his parents' house...i have a feeling that Rose is still extremely like intimate with Shane whenever they interact?? idk if i can explain it well but like, asking him super personal stuff that he always answers, and then when they do get together there is a lot of touching and stuff. and Shane initiates it too, it's not just like one sided on her part. i think Shane genuinely likes and gets along with her and i think this drives Ilya absolutely INSANE even tho he has Svet. cause like Shane hasn't known Rose their whole lives and Ilya never seriously dated her, it's not the same thing. and like he doesn't HATE Rose but sometimes he hates how easily Shane tells her stuff, or how she will drape herself over Shane and hold his hand etc, like it genuinely makes his eye twitch sometimes but he feels like he can't say anything bc again, Svetlana exists and Ilya still hands out with her so...
i feel like the difference is that ilya is definitely not talking to svetlana about his and shane's sex life because 1) ilya thinks their sex is Sacred to a degree that's embarrassing 2) he's experienced enough that there's not a lot svetlana is going to be able to offer or add 3) that's hisshane and nobody else should be thinking about him.
and then shane is out here being like rooooose does that throat numbing spray stuff actually work. roooooose is it weird if i want him to pee on me. roooooose should i be worried if sometimes after coming he starts crying. rooooooose do you know how to fix anti-depressant related erectile dysfunction. rooooooooose have you ever tried shibari. like rose is simply too in the loop. rose is the yuna for questions that shane cannot ask yuna. and ilya is like "ROSE LANDRY does NOT need to know about my TICKLISH EAR!!" and shane is like 🥺 "but she's my friend...."
How much does little dog weigh? Is she comfortable to bjourn?
she is 11lbs/5kg so moderately. as long as i'm seated or reclining it's fine, and that's mostly what i do anyways, he doesn't love being in the bjorn while i'm like cooking or doing more physical tasks. what he really loves is the squanshing. she loves compression. so i just bundle it up and then they take a nap on my chest and it calms her down so much when she's in an anxious yappy mood.