always, worlds within worlds

Cly 31 nb lesbian they/them pls no minors don't post my shit to twitter this is my ao3

[calamitysong]

founding tenets:

- beware the moving image

- all actors should be burned at the stake

[clytemnestraaa]

wait lol nothing i posted today was about heated rivalry discourse i didn’t know that was happening. don’t include me in this. i have all discourse blocked and i don’t read tumblr posts longer than a paragraph as a pretty hard rule…. i will come clean i was vagueing about amc’s the terror yaoi

[clytemnestraaa]

i’m too old for new pop star divas if they weren’t making music by 2012 then i can’t find it in me to care but i am glad to see the ecosystem is still flourishing

[clytemnestraaa]

animal by makemegentle is so good. lush prose + suicidal ilya + irina haunting the narrative. what more could you want

you are one of three people to rec this to me today. what a blessing to be so known.

[clytemnestraaa]

alright anon you’re getting blocked and you know damn well why

[womanguy]

Ilya is my hot pink bitch named breakfast

[clytemnestraaa]

how many turkey tendons can i give bean in a day do we think? he chews them so quickly… yea the internet says 1 a day but like that’s pointless it takes him maybe 5 minutes tops to go through one

[folklorespring]

Picture frame, mid-20th century, Ivano-Frankivsk region, Ukraine

[clytemnestraaa]

ok so if there was no plane almost-crash and no fanmail video. what happens. like how long do shane and ilya keep it going? what is the eventual implosion and the fallout? do not tell me until retirement that ain’t happening. and after retirement comes coaching and after coaching comes management or being a commentator or scouting, there is not an end point.

[segamascott]

[clytemnestraaa]

Do you know that tiktok trend right now that’s like “this is Eric, we’ve been together for 5 years. He brings me flowers when I’m sick and cooks for me every night. That’s my why❤️”

Now imagine Ilya doing this trend. “This is Shane. We’ve been together for basically ten years. He plays with my pp and buys me Ferraris. That’s my why😛”

this except it’s just ilya saying “this is shane” and then zooming in on shane’s compression outfit thighs and ass and his chest and shane scowling while he says “ilya what are you—” and then a clip of shane frowning and trying and failing to fix the keurig and then a clip of shane asleep on the couch wrapped in a blanket like a babushka and then a clip of shane from the other room saying ILYA! DID YOU STEAL MY GOOD SOCKS! I TOLD YOU— and then a clip of shane peeling a banana that cuts right before he bites it and then a very close upward angle up-the-nose ilya selfie with “that’s why” as the text. sorry i made this so much cuter and more wholesome. i liked yours a lot too it was very funny.

[clytemnestraaa]

the third or fourth worst thing about my menstrual cycle is that i am sooo sweaty and i smell SO bad to myself no matter what i do. not like regular smell bad. i smell like overwhelming nightmare stress fear sweat. the number of showers do not matter. and i’m greasy and breaking out the whole time. i do not LIKE IT

[expressions-of-nature]

Antelope Island State Park, Utah by Trent Davis

[clytemnestraaa]

I know Ilya LOVED the chubby bunny challenge

he almost chokes and marly has to pound him on the back really hard and then he throws up marshmallows all over the floor

[clytemnestraaa]

jellybean is so adorable its making me want to finally get a pet

please scroll back through the #dogsaga tag and reconsider….. no i love the bean and i’m so glad i have her but boy was it a doozy there for a while

[clytemnestraaa]

ilya would love to get absolutely wrecked trying to do the cinnamon challenge

[clytemnestraaa]

i need to get a ceiling mirror over my bed not for sex reasons because i’m not getting laid but so that i can take cuter photos of jellybean sleeping on top of me