always, worlds within worlds

Cly 31 nb lesbian they/them pls no minors don't post my shit to twitter this is my ao3

[calamitysong]

founding tenets:

- beware the moving image

- all actors should be burned at the stake

[clytemnestraaa]

xe loves to sleep on the tiddies…

[clytemnestraaa]

if you're an actor shooting a sex scene do you HAVE to wear the genital sock? like is it human resources mandated? because i think being naked except for a genital sock sounds waaaaaaay worse and more uncomfortable than just being naked

[clytemnestraaa]

i was gonna say not to be too grim but except who am i kidding this is My Blog. anyways there's a lot of fic and backstory and speculation and that's all well and good and interesting and fun. but i think the most plausible canon explanation for why ilya is so consent-oriented and physically gentle/sexually tender is just that's he's acting in conscious direct opposition to what he saw/inferred between his parents growing up.

[clytemnestraaa]

can i be honest without judgement for a moment. i’ve been locked out of my credit card app for like a year now because it’s linked to an old email and old phone number and old address and i would have to call them to fix it and i have been putting it off and so for a year now i’ve just been charging things blindly and paying off a random arbitrary monthly amount at whim. i have no idea what my current balance is. i also have not checked my credit score in at least a year so i have no way of knowing if this is damaging my credit score or not.

[weepingwidar]

Sahana Ramakrishnan (Indian, 1993) - Jackal Brings a New Era (2024)

[clytemnestraaa]

ilya would love to go excuse me he asked for no pickles while shane goes no wait ilya you took mine. ilya this one is yours with the pickles. you took the one without pickles, YOU wanted pickles—

[clytemnestraaa]

wait lol nothing i posted today was about heated rivalry discourse i didn’t know that was happening. don’t include me in this. i have all discourse blocked and i don’t read tumblr posts longer than a paragraph as a pretty hard rule…. i will come clean i was vagueing about amc’s the terror yaoi

[clytemnestraaa]

i’m too old for new pop star divas if they weren’t making music by 2012 then i can’t find it in me to care but i am glad to see the ecosystem is still flourishing

[clytemnestraaa]

animal by makemegentle is so good. lush prose + suicidal ilya + irina haunting the narrative. what more could you want

you are one of three people to rec this to me today. what a blessing to be so known.

[clytemnestraaa]

alright anon you’re getting blocked and you know damn well why

[womanguy]

Ilya is my hot pink bitch named breakfast

[clytemnestraaa]

how many turkey tendons can i give bean in a day do we think? he chews them so quickly… yea the internet says 1 a day but like that’s pointless it takes him maybe 5 minutes tops to go through one

[folklorespring]

Picture frame, mid-20th century, Ivano-Frankivsk region, Ukraine

[clytemnestraaa]

ok so if there was no plane almost-crash and no fanmail video. what happens. like how long do shane and ilya keep it going? what is the eventual implosion and the fallout? do not tell me until retirement that ain’t happening. and after retirement comes coaching and after coaching comes management or being a commentator or scouting, there is not an end point.

[segamascott]

[clytemnestraaa]

Do you know that tiktok trend right now that’s like “this is Eric, we’ve been together for 5 years. He brings me flowers when I’m sick and cooks for me every night. That’s my why❤️”

Now imagine Ilya doing this trend. “This is Shane. We’ve been together for basically ten years. He plays with my pp and buys me Ferraris. That’s my why😛”

this except it’s just ilya saying “this is shane” and then zooming in on shane’s compression outfit thighs and ass and his chest and shane scowling while he says “ilya what are you—” and then a clip of shane frowning and trying and failing to fix the keurig and then a clip of shane asleep on the couch wrapped in a blanket like a babushka and then a clip of shane from the other room saying ILYA! DID YOU STEAL MY GOOD SOCKS! I TOLD YOU— and then a clip of shane peeling a banana that cuts right before he bites it and then a very close upward angle up-the-nose ilya selfie with “that’s why” as the text. sorry i made this so much cuter and more wholesome. i liked yours a lot too it was very funny.