always, worlds within worlds

Cly 31 nb lesbian they/them pls no minors don't post my shit to twitter this is my ao3

[calamitysong]

founding tenets:

- beware the moving image

- all actors should be burned at the stake

[clytemnestraaa]

the last time i got high was last year and i hadn't smoked for a decade because i hate smoking but i was like well what if i grew out of that? and then i got WAY WAY too high and had a panic attack. but i was too high to move and i wasn't sure if anything was real or not or if the world really existed or maybe it was just me alone forever and all of reality was a hallucination. and what saved me and anchored me to existence was remembering destiel. because i was like, there is no way i just whole-cloth invented destiel. i did not come up with that one by myself. there is simply no way that my mind alone conjured up that decades-long situation.

[clytemnestraaa]

when you get into something new and want to follow people on tumblr you gotta find the person who’s DEEP in it. you gotta find the person who’s insane about it. you gotta find someone who has dreams about the character every night but critically tears them apart because the dream version of the characters are out of character. and that’s why I started following you

you know, i never actually have fandom dreams.... won't deny that i am deep in the mines though

[clytemnestraaa]

can i be honest i don't think shane would like being high all that much i think he would be like oh my god They Know. what do they know? and who is they? that doesn't matter. They All Know. also all his socks feel wrong but his bare feet feel wrong too. he's locking himself in the linen closet in the fetal position.

[clytemnestraaa]

followed for jackie Le fey and tvm and stayed for character analysis + morgana. like what other blog is as dedicated to my two wildly different hyperfixations as you

it all goes back to morgana. she didnt even make it to the fandom misogyny tournament..... the injustice never ends........

[clytemnestraaa]

did you read the one where ilya takes a golf club to Shane’s car during landrygate i cannot remember if I found that through your bookmarks or not

NO can you link it..... my firetruck.....

[vintagewildlife]

California sea lions By: Cordell Hicks From: The Fascinating Secrets of Oceans & Islands 1972

[clytemnestraaa]

honestly to write good penis-related smut you do have to accept that ejaculation is an absolutely insane dr seuss type biological mechanism. proliferating via goo cannon.

[weepingchoir]

Has anyone written a queer romantasy retelling/homage of a classic piece of literature yet? You could advertise it on tumblr with a pull quote that remixes the most quotable line from the original work into something unbearably dumb. I don’t know why no one’s tried this, seems like free money.

[clytemnestraaa]

also toddler ilya had a stuffed bear or rabbit or dog that he was perpetually sucking on to self-soothe at bedtime and that thing was fully absolutely vile. completely soggy with spit 24/7. he kept it hidden somewhere for far longer than was socially acceptable to take out at night, until at 5-6 he started getting sick and throwing up frequently and alexei finally snitched on him and an adult found it and it was moldy as hell and they threw it away and ilya cried and his parents got in a fight about irina being a negligent mother.

[clytemnestraaa]

ilya was a gap-toothed child i feel it in my heart

[bitcrusherr]

[huliajelena]

how‘s the water?

you‘re in it

yeah, but i want to know how you like it

[siegfriedandroy]

He is the only mii that asks me these types of weird ass questions 😭

[clytemnestraaa]

dazzling personality and smartest most impressive person on here

do y'all hear that. i dazzle.

[clytemnestraaa]

Was getting ready to walk my dog and he looked at me wagging his tail so hard his whole body was wiggling with his leash in his mouth and i out loud said Ilya. Because I guess that's ilya. Just need to share in the neurosis with someone a level above me

love that i'm like one up in the ilya thetans or something lmaooo i've gone clear.... but yes

[clytemnestraaa]

You answer asks so often man I'd be so overwhelmed. Kudos to you you seem like you have your shit together!

don't be fooled