always, worlds within worlds

Cly 31 nb lesbian they/them pls no minors don't post my shit to twitter this is my ao3

[calamitysong]

founding tenets:

- beware the moving image

- all actors should be burned at the stake

[clytemnestraaa]

Do you know that tiktok trend right now that’s like “this is Eric, we’ve been together for 5 years. He brings me flowers when I’m sick and cooks for me every night. That’s my why❤️”

Now imagine Ilya doing this trend. “This is Shane. We’ve been together for basically ten years. He plays with my pp and buys me Ferraris. That’s my why😛”

this except it’s just ilya saying “this is shane” and then zooming in on shane’s compression outfit thighs and ass and his chest and shane scowling while he says “ilya what are you—” and then a clip of shane frowning and trying and failing to fix the keurig and then a clip of shane asleep on the couch wrapped in a blanket like a babushka and then a clip of shane from the other room saying ILYA! DID YOU STEAL MY GOOD SOCKS! I TOLD YOU— and then a clip of shane peeling a banana that cuts right before he bites it and then a very close upward angle up-the-nose ilya selfie with “that’s why” as the text. sorry i made this so much cuter and more wholesome. i liked yours a lot too it was very funny.

[clytemnestraaa]

the third or fourth worst thing about my menstrual cycle is that i am sooo sweaty and i smell SO bad to myself no matter what i do. not like regular smell bad. i smell like overwhelming nightmare stress fear sweat. the number of showers do not matter. and i’m greasy and breaking out the whole time. i do not LIKE IT

[clytemnestraaa]

this helped my wife https://bushbalm.com

thank you but scented products make me break out in rashes and i am allergic to tea tree oil… i am very very dermatologically annoying to treat

[expressions-of-nature]

Antelope Island State Park, Utah by Trent Davis

[clytemnestraaa]

I know Ilya LOVED the chubby bunny challenge

he almost chokes and marly has to pound him on the back really hard and then he throws up marshmallows all over the floor

[clytemnestraaa]

jellybean is so adorable its making me want to finally get a pet

please scroll back through the #dogsaga tag and reconsider….. no i love the bean and i’m so glad i have her but boy was it a doozy there for a while

[clytemnestraaa]

ilya would love to get absolutely wrecked trying to do the cinnamon challenge

[clytemnestraaa]

you can try sugaring instead of waxing if you have sensitive skin

thank you but been there tried that it was not noticeably different

[clytemnestraaa]

I use a trimmer too, but one with adjustable clippers or whatevertheyre called. I can leave the hair at length that doesn't feel prickly and stabby, but still short enough to be plenty contained and controlled. I've had it for a while, but I think I paid a bit more for a good quality trimmer. It was worth my money, though - I've used it a lot. (It also came with the option of epilating, which I tried once and then never again, because holy hell, what kind of slow, self-inflicted torture is that?)

i don’t like how it looks when i do that it’s like darker and more noticeable at least to me… but i am glad it works for you

[clytemnestraaa]

i need to get a ceiling mirror over my bed not for sex reasons because i’m not getting laid but so that i can take cuter photos of jellybean sleeping on top of me

[clytemnestraaa]

i have very sensitive skin and a lot of hairs and using a trimmer gives me a lot of freedom to control the look of the hair I have (which I actually like and enjoy) without getting crazy ingrowns. it's actually the only thing that has worked for me so far bc any kind of hair removal that takes the root out leaves my skin feeling like it needs to battle me to death

sadly when i use a trimmer which i have done i am left looking and feeling like a cactus or a wwi picture of no man’s land it’s soooo prickly and stubbly and unpleasant and somehow looks worse to me. i also tried an epilator but it was so painful i could only do like a square inch lol. honestly waxing and then deep exfoliation every day is probably the way to go but i am lazy….

[clytemnestraaa]

i dont know how common laser hair removal is in the US, but it changed my life!!!! it's painful and kinda expensive here, but as a very hairy woman i feel much better now!!!

maybe someday but that seems like a lot of effort and like. it isn’t that i want my legs to be hairless actually i like leg hair. i just want them to just be like 40% less hairy

[clytemnestraaa]

that last post was about real life but as a segue: fandom just isn’t a moral action one way or another i am sorry i know you want it to be but it is not. i know the hordes of right-wing restrictive fascist sex-negative pundits have caused a reactionary movement that actually sexuality is morally righteous, but unfortunately with that attitude you are still playing their game of ascribing to the framework of moral value. sexuality just is, like everything else. you need to abandon your desire for justification, because it places things in the position of needing to be justified. i am sorry. you will never be able to earn the right to exist or want things or do things or be alive. you will need to find that another way.

[clytemnestraaa]

i have the same issue but i usually just get it waxed every other month and it grows back finer and it keeps the length manageable

ugh i wish but my skin is SO sensitive… i use medical bodywash and one single lotion brand and that’s the only things i can use…. i’ve gotten waxed once or twice and had the worst ingrowns of my life

[clytemnestraaa]

the idea that kink is somehow safe from critique and prejudice or harm is so fucking funny. ah yes bodies, desire, and power, three things that have famously never been utilized in harmful ways. great news everyone yes we are all existing in complex systems of oppression and violence BUT!!!!!! it’s on pause when we are horny

[thisfeebleheart]

Ilya's fluttery hands when he's overwhelmed by Shane (insp by @gloryhollanovjah)