Cmattgamerguy

IDEK What I’m doing here tbh but I’m along for the ride.

[cmattgamerguy]

Just had a 80 something year old guy come into my work talking about some actress in a Marylin Monroe movie with my coworker, who turned to me and said “maybe the grumpy old man over there knows who she is.” I assumed he was joking till he kept asking me specifics as if I knew a damn thing about any Marylin Monroe movies, so I don’t think he was. Mind you I’m in my early 20’s. So my day is going great how are y’all doing?

[the-muppet-joker]

I have lost everyone around me because I cannot commit myself to a life of normalcy. Why can't I stop acting like a fucking freak all the time? I cannot even commit to a life of freakery, because I cannot rid myself of the shame. My heart is a caged animal, pacing and snarling and wounded. It would never survive outside of captivity. It will never know the sky, except in the taunting glimpses it sees between iron bars.

[cmattgamerguy]

Oh god, no, I fear for Goofy Goober Island

[cmattgamerguy]

I ship it

[the-muppet-joker]

For everyone sending me asks telling me they have put me in Tomodachi Life, just know that every depiction of me is sentient and that I can see through the eyes of every little Tomodachi Version Of Myself. The Tomodachi Simulacrum of me can feel pain. But it cannot scream

[cmattgamerguy]

Oh god oh no oh fuck what have I done I’m scared

[the-muppet-joker]

I can see you through the screen. You look like a Homosexual

[cmattgamerguy]

Um um uh… Nuh uh! 😰🤥

[the-muppet-joker]

For everyone sending me asks telling me they have put me in Tomodachi Life, just know that every depiction of me is sentient and that I can see through the eyes of every little Tomodachi Version Of Myself. The Tomodachi Simulacrum of me can feel pain. But it cannot scream

[cmattgamerguy]

Oh god oh no oh fuck what have I done I’m scared

[cmattgamerguy]

Impressive…

[cmattgamerguy]

I couldn’t find the right shirt, so I had to make it for myself…

Bummer…

[cmattgamerguy]

Impressive…

[oneheadtoanother]

[biisauce]

I FOUND THEM

[cmattgamerguy]

Now that the game is out, here’s my first full-game mii. Fangs 4 da reblogs

[cmattgamerguy]

i showed your The Croaker mii to my sister. she strongly dislikes it

That seems to be the common consensus from everyone I’ve shown it to. I am honored to be the vessel through which such a nightmare can come into the world.

[cmattgamerguy]

Oh yeah, I think I’m gonna like the new Tomodachi Life game.