"Malkavian", sex symbol and terrorist, they/them, I 🖤 putting hippies in trash compactors. Amateur stuntman by choice, symphorophiliac by the Grace of God. My alleged husband @technoromanticism 🖤🖤. (VTM RP Blog, friends only until further notice)
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Edit by ... me :)
In character WOD/VTM RP blog. 18+ only!!
Just find me on @velvet500 instead if you wanna RP.
If you're a normal person who has stumbled upon this blog, I'm so sorry.
Coyote is a 33 year old 10th generation Malkavian (They/Them ONLY). Anarch Baron of London + New Orleans + Sweeper of San Francisco as we're juggling timelines because I think it's funny (there are three Coyotes sharing one account). Full character information here and here (for mobile users)! The rules on this account are more relaxed than they are on the main since this account's mostly for silliness.
Some rules below the cut!
Mun is Rosario, all pronouns, 21+.
V5-based with sprinklings of V20.
We don't gotta be mutuals to interact! I'm sorta new to this form of RP so I'm just kinda goin with it.
Coyote's horny and might reblog pinups or have adult discussions. The tag to blacklist is NS/FW.
I'm not going to be on this blog 24/7. Please don't follow me expecting constant activity from me.
Coyote disliking your character doesn't mean I dislike you. Bleed happens sometimes but don't be weird about it, please.
Should go without saying but bigotry of any sort will not be tolerated. Coyote and I are both of the same ethnic/cultural background and genderqueer. I will take any offenses extremely seriously.
Do not argue with me about who is "the good/bad guy". WOD is not the setting for good vs. bad narratives. Coyote's not a good guy, not entirely evil, but not good. They're a backstabbing, sadistic, egotistical, conniving terrorist who firmly believes they're doing the right thing.
There is no DNI. I don't pay you and I'm not your dad. I'm not gonna police who you interact with. I just block and blacklist people I don't wanna see. But if I block you, that's not an invitation to TRY AGAIN WITH ANOTHER ACCOUNT OR FOLLOW ME ON ANY OF MY OTHER BLOGS. Moving forwards I report block evaders.
Coyote is addicted to being annoying and thinks they're funny (they are sometimes but that's besides the point). Be ready for them to spew outlandish shit they might not mean. Additionally, they play stupid as part of the act. I promise they're not an idiot.
WOD is full of all sorts of gross shit a lot of which I include in my writing. I can accept it and stomach it when handled correctly. My line in the sand is the sexualization of child/teen characters. I don't care if they're technically 18+, I don't care if they're literal Elders. Looks like a child, acts like a child, that's a child in my book.
Shit got really quiet over here and it's starting to unnerve me. Angel's back at my place even though I wanted his ass parked in Berkley with people he knows. Somebody snatched him off the fucking street and whooped his ass. Rest assured, some Temu Tony Soprano anal swab will have to answer for it.
Something feels really off. It's getting all blue again. Even when I'm with my man it all feels really wrong. You've watched the movie but it feels like it was such a long time ago. Like you know something's going to happen in the next scene and you've seen it before. But when you reach back into it, it's all a blue haze.
The fog has been fucking with me. It was a while before I saw the moon again.
