assthrax

×prion enjoyer ×dandruff survivor ×faget ❤️×

[leviathan-the-boy]

[sacred-portal]

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[sandmandaddy69]

Xavier Ortiz

[sandmandaddy69]

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[stupidpetface]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

roast beast is a feast i can’t stand in the least

[charl0ttan]

*otherkin zeppelin crash* ojhhh the huma- i mean oohh the something else

[faustfish]

[ificouldlookoutyoureyesiwould]

[miiilowo]

You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude

I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one

[janmisali]

legalize copyright infringement

[janmisali]

to be clear this is a fully sincere political belief that I have. I am pro copyright infringement and in fact anti "asking for permission to make derivative art"

[elierlick]

Imagine doing this and still calling yourself a feminist.

[miraclemaya]

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

[android1000]

me butt ass naked choosing a song before i step in the shower

[grosezero]

Holy SHIT do not do this. Do NOT actually listen to music when in the shower. The water and moisture in the air will be electrified by the audio waves and it kills your brain like snake venom 

[grosezero]

Sorry for my image 

[little-robin-h00d]

I love hearing completely wrong information on tumblr dot com.

[grosezero]

Hey its me. Im under attack by fucking SJW cringelords on tumblr. Take care of this for me.

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

I,m on the way

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

already kicking the hornet’s nest by criticizing Tolkien today so I may as well praise Steven Universe lmao. I listened to a few of the better songs last night and man that show really grappled with a level of interpersonal emotional complexity that even adult shows rarely handle. at the time all valid criticisms of the show really got lost in the deluge of arguments that boiled down to “it’s bad to depict toxic dynamics between humanized characters who care about each other” which lol.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

obviously it was groundbreaking for depicting lesbian relationships and genderfluid characters but it was really quite a nuanced depiction of like. the parentified child forced to bear the burden of emotional intelligence because no one else will or can. Rose as a benevolent antagonist who’s avoidant and inconsiderate to the point of profound cruelty and the frustration of not really being able to have the catharsis of properly hating your mother. everthing going on with pearl lmao. genuinely a very ambitious exploration of what it means to hurt and be hurt by the people you love and the kind of toxic baggage literally everyone carries into their relationships without intending to. didn’t always hit the mark of course but imho it was usually a smarter show than tumblr gives it credit for.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

framing @yellowstonewolves-main’s comment because it made me laugh so hard I farted

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

not to move on from the worthy subject of gollumfucking but. a lot of the criticism about Steven Universe was about how well it functioned as a critique of empire and colonialism which. it didn’t really. imho it was at its weakest when it dabbled in that because it was fundamentally a show about toxic family dynamics and intergenerational trauma. “rainbow-colored anthropomorphic lesbian space rocks” are about as abstracted from real-world imperialism as you can get and so, while it is an inherently politically fraught metaphor, I think it’s still worth evaluating it as a metaphor. Steven doesn’t destroy the diamonds not because genocidal dictators deserve mercy, but because you can’t kill your shitty family who doesn’t understand your values or your identity or why you can’t just be the version of you they’ve built up in their heads. I think the resolution of “we can’t ever be close but we can learn to stop actively harming each other” is pretty satisfying. of course the limitations of like, “valuing human life” as a metaphor for independence and rejecting the viewpoints and traditions of your family are really obvious in stuff like the people zoo that sometimes hit too close to reality.

anyway. imagine if frodo died giving birth to gollum’s son and sam had to raise him. that’s something that’s really something.