emma vanity

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3, 14, 27, 36, 44, 50, 62, 73, 88, 92

How many tattoos I have and what they are:

I have no tattoos because my parents would absolutely murder me. That being said, I’ve considered getting something small, but it would have to be where I could hide it. Maybe on the inside of my arm or by my ankle.

Piercings I want:

My ears are already pierced twice; I’ve considered getting my nose pierced, but it seems like it just wouldn’t be worth it.

First celebrity I think of when someone says attractive:

God... Rudolf Brand, back in his prime? Incredible. But that just might be his masterful play against the Harpies that’s getting to me. I love a good Quidditch captain.

Have I ever had a crush?

I’m human. It happens. We get crushes on people. For a bit, I fancied Rosier... but it turns out things just didn’t work out the way I wanted them to. But he’s not the only one.

Have I ever made out with a stranger?

I have... it’s called having fun at a party. Who hasn’t? Merlin, do you all think I’m really that stiff?

Have I ever seen someone die?

Thank Merlin, I haven’t. That’s absolutely horrid! I don’t envy anyone who’s had to see someone die, either through a tragedy or through their work.

Have I ever felt an earthquake?

No. I didn’t realize this was a common experience in this part of the world.

Have I ever felt like dying?

Heartbreak certainly can feel like dying, so I’ll go ahead and say yes. I’ve been ill a few times in my life, but heartbreak by far hurt more than any illness I’ve ever had.

Have I ever brushed my teeth?

What kind of gross monster do you think I am? I brush my teeth twice a day. Every day. Sometimes more.

Have I ever been told I’m hot by a complete stranger?

What a sad existence I’d have if the answer was no. Yes, yes I have.

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who are you rooting for in the first match?

Seeing as Elodie’s the Ravenclaw captain, I have to root for Ravenclaw against Hufflepuff. That being said, I don’t really care who wins, because I’m not playing.

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if you could change one thing in each of your friends want would you change?

Each of my friends? You’re asking for a lot. I’ll start with three, and if you want more specifics, ask for a specific name.

Elodie Allaire: I wish that she would, for once in her godforsaken life, would put herself first and value her own safety. @allaircss

Rita Skeeter: I would have her slow down a little bit; she’s always got somewhere to be and someone to be with. It all just seems a bit much for me. @itsritaabitch

Kieren Avery: Actually? I’m not sure what I’d change about him. @averykieren

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how is a catch like you still single?

That’s a question I’ve been asking myself a lot lately. I know that I have a temper, and I tend to speak my mind on certain things, but... at least people know where I stand. If this is your way of asking me out... show yourself, and maybe I’ll consider.

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fmk: emma vanity, elodie allaire, amelia bones

“Really? Are we honestly doing this? Ugh, if I must.”

“I’d fuck Emma. That’s a given, I mean have you seen that body?! You’d be a fool to say no. I guess I would marry Amelia, keep that blonde gene running. Would be a very vanilla marriage but I’m sure we could arrange an open one. And Elodie who? No, I’m joking. But I’d kill her. Sorry boo.” 

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At least I know who to go to if I want a boost in confidence.

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15, 40, 68

Relationship status:

Already answered. I’m single. Stop rubbing it in.

Have you ever been in a fist fight? 

More than once, but let me promise you that the other person deserved each and every punch.

Have you ever hated the way you look?

We all get insecure, don’t we? So what? I’ve gotten over it.

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2, 12, 13, 15

A picture of you:

Ideas of a perfect date:

Ideally, a date would be with someone I already know quite well, and someone I can fully be myself around. We’d have time to simply be ourselves, maybe go to a pub, or even sit down in a park and talk. The perfect date is a time for me to truly get to know the other person, and as long as the setting is decent, it doesn’t fully matter to me.

Life goal:

I want to have a family; a husband and at least two kids. In the perfect world, I’d also be able to play professional quidditch, but… I’m willing to sacrifice that for a happy, healthy family.

Relationship status:

Single. Not necessarily by choice.

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7, 21, 25, 95, 97

Biggest turn offs:

Bad hygiene, someone who is constantly a mess, someone who talks without knowing what they’re talking about…

Are you a virgin?

I don’t see how this is anybody’s business. Absolutely nobody needs to know if I’ve had sex. But yes, I have.

Someone you miss: 

While I’m at school, surprisingly, I miss my father the most.

Have you ever laughed so hard that you cried?

Not in the longest time… but it’s happened. Maybe the last time was when I was with Elodie? When we were talking about visiting France together?

Have you ever cheated on a test?

Absolutely not. While I might do just about anything to get what I want, academic integrity is something I do not engage in.

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GET IN MY BUSINESS PLEASE:

The meaning behind my url:

A picture of me:

How many tattoos i have and what they are:

Last time i cried and why:

Piercings i have:

Favorite band:

Biggest turn offs:

Top 5 (insert subject):

Tattoos i want:

Biggest turn ons:

Age:

Ideas of a perfect date:

Life goal:

Piercings i want:

Relationship status:

Favorite movie:

A fact about my life:

Phobia:

Middle name:

Height:

Are you a virgin?

What’s your shoe size?

What’s your sexual orientation?

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?

Someone you miss:

What’s one thing you regret?

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive:

Favorite ice cream?

One insecurity:

What my last text message says:

Have you ever taken a picture naked?

Have you ever painted your room?

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?

Have you ever slept naked?

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror?

Have you ever had a crush?

Have you ever been dumped?

Have you ever stole money from a friend?

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?

Have you ever been in a fist fight?

Have you ever snuck out of your house?

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

Have you ever been arrested?

Have you ever made out with a stranger?

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents?

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor?

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?

Have you ever seen someone die?

Have you ever been on a plane?

Have you ever kissed a picture?

Have you ever slept in until 3?

Have you ever loved someone or miss someone right now?

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?

Have you ever made a snow angel?

Have you ever played dress up?

Have you ever cheated while playing a game?

Have you ever been lonely?

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school?

Have you ever been to a club?

Have you ever felt an earthquake?

Have you ever touched a snake?

Have you ever ran a red light?

Have you ever been suspended from school?

Have you ever had detention?

Have you ever been in a car accident?

Have you ever hated the way you look?

Have you ever witnessed a crime?

Have you ever pole danced?

Have you ever been lost?

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?

Have you ever felt like dying?

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?

Have you ever sang karaoke?

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger?

Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Have you ever sang in the shower?

Have you ever made out in a park?

Have you ever dream that you married someone?

Have you ever glued your hand to something?

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?

Have you ever gone to school partially naked?

Have you ever been a cheerleader?

Have you ever sat on a roof top?

Have you ever brushed your teeth?

Have you ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?

Have you ever played chicken?

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?

Have you ever broken a bone?

Have you ever been easily amused?

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone?

Have you ever cheated on a test?

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name?

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?

Give us one thing about you that no one knows.

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avgvstvs-rookwood‌:

He stepped back, holding out both hands - palms up - in a silent offer to pull her with him away from the wall, giving her a bright smile. “You….me…tequila.. that’s the whole schedule.” He nodded at her question, the frustration of sport delays no stranger to Augustus. “Ours is still on, though. Barring some sort of…incident, I suppose,” he added, realizing that his joke could be taken very literally, but he shrugged it off, unfazed. “You’ll play, though. There’s no match like that one, and you know it.”

Emma moved with him, glad that she’d found someone like Augustus to distract her from everything that had been going on in her head. “Thank Merlin. I don’t know what I’d do without you, Augustus. How is it that you can pretty much read my mind?” At the reminder that the Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff match was still going on, Emma fought every instinct to roll her eyes. “I know, and you’re going to kick their asses. It’s just unfortunate that Slytherin and Gryffindor are always the ones that get postponed. I know what happened was tragic, but wouldn’t you think that a game like that would give people something to root for?”

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ollivandriel‌:

“They also shouldn’t be using the death–” Ariel paused, correcting herself, “The murder of a teenager to fuel a political agenda. If they wanted him gone for other reasons they could’ve done it before.” Something in the other girl’s tone irritated Ariel. It was so easy to just say things like ‘oh they’re going through a hard time but politics is more important’ when it wasn’t you losing someone you cared about, “Would you say that to one of your parents if it was you?” Probably a low blow, but Ariel was sick of getting dismissed as foolish or naive for caring about her housemate’s death. 

“I hate to be the one to ask this, but where exactly have you been living? Things like this -- murders, deaths, crimes -- it’s all fair game to be politicized, these days. Again, they could have, sure. But sometimes things have horrible timing. I truly do think it could’ve been handled better, but I’m not going to read into it and try to make it into something it might not be.” She tried her best to remain calm, though she could feel herself starting to get visibly irritated. “If it was me, I’d be dead. I wouldn’t be saying much of anything to anyone, would I?”

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itsritaabitch‌:

“Better be careful I don’t sleep with you then, Em’s.” she warned, eyes narrowing a little. But it was her playful glare. Anyone else had even dared say it to her, she no doubt would be going to Azkaban for murder. “And you must have been living under the rock the past few weeks, every time I walk into a room the entire place shuts up quicker than a nuns legs. MY father even got the family lawyer involved- even he seems to believe I could’ve murdered the guy. You willing to swear that in front of the Wizengamot because I am just counting the days it gets declared as foul play and the investigation reaches my doorstep.” 

“You’re not my type… even though you might wish I was,” Emma retorted, rolling her eyes. She didn’t care who Rita slept with, person or gender… as long as she didn’t expect Emma to completely keep up. “Listen, I have a lot of things to worry about other than how people react when you walk into a room. I’ve got Quidditch to worry about, and my grades, and… Merlin, Rita, how do you keep up with any sex life with everything that’s going on?” She laughed nervously. “Are you serious? That’s absolutely horrendous and unacceptable. You found his body. You’re a victim in this, too!”

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ollivandriel‌:

“That doesn’t make this less so,” Ariel snipped back. The fact that people in this school seemed to be moving on from the fact that yet another classmate had been murdered frustrated the Gryffindor to no end. She certainly wasn’t about to be condescended to by Emma Vanity, “It says Minchum was tired of inaction, but Aubrey’s been in that post for a while, and if they didn’t like the work he was doing they could’ve done it any other time before his son got killed. Seems like an awfully convenient, or inconvenient time to do it.” 

Emma wanted to say something snappy in return, but knew that it was better for her to hold back. Getting into a fight wasn’t going to make her understand Emma’s point any better. “But what if that’s the actual answer? It may be inconvenient, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t true. And it’s unfortunate, of course. The family must be going through so much. But someone shouldn’t keep their job simply because their son was killed.”

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averykieren‌:

“I don’t disagree, but we’ve had him as our Head of House for years and he’s not the most effective in this school,” Outside, he seemed to have somewhat more clout, but unfortunately in school he was more than slightly ineffectual, “Not going to set my expectations too high for him,” He shrugged, “Has she ever been? If she’s ever gone a single day without screeching her head off I’ll eat my broom.” 

“So they should make him be better. Hold him accountable. What good is a Head of House if they’re not keeping our best interests in mind? There’s absolutely no point,” Emma grumbled, a frown still on her face. “That’s not exactly fair. I’ve known Ellie a long time, and... in a different context. I just think she cares a bit too much about everything, honestly...”

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avgvstvs-rookwood‌:

“Mm,” he said, mentally adding, and four sometimes, depending on who’s listening. Raising an eyebrow as Emma continued speaking, he dropped his head a little, giving her a grin. “In that case, I’m suddenly all booked up. First come, first served.” It had been a long week, hadn’t it? He could definitely describe himself as being a little thirsty. “I think we can get you properly sorted, Miss Vanity, what do you say?”

“Hopefully with me on the schedule,” she laughed, suddenly feeling a bit less tired with someone like Augustus around. “I’d say I came to the right place. Please, lead the way. I can’t possibly make any more decisions for myself today. You heard about our game, right? If it keeps getting postponed, we’ll never play.”

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averykieren‌:

“One would think, but that might make things difficult for him and we cannot have that obviously. Not sure whether to admire his commitment to his own self interest, or be irritated because of my own,” There were reasons they were placed in these houses after all, and if Slughorn weren’t focused on himself more than them he wouldn’t truly be the appropriate choice now would he, “Hmm, Never thought I’d hear Elodie and ‘good natured’ in the same sentence. Doesn’t sound right… True. Doubt the Hufflepuff practice would be interesting any way even if we went.”

“Personally, I don’t care if things are difficult for him. That’s why he’s the Head of House. It’s his job to be put into difficult situations in order to advance the betterment of the students. Anything less than that is simply irresponsible.” She frowned, frustrated that Kieren didn’t see things the same way. “Only when it comes to Quidditch, I’m afraid. These days, she’s hardly good natured about anything else.”

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wiitchcrvft‌:

she turned quickly and sneezed into her elbow. it was a dainty sound and she felt color come to her cheeks and nose. “i better not be getting sick.” she said aloud to no one in particular, grumbling to herself mostly.

“Merlin -- if you haven’t gone and seen Pomfrey, you might want to,” Emma noted with a frown. “How long have you been sneezing like that?”