This is calm, and it's doctor.

[cmmemess]

Morgan: I have no fear 

Hotch: What if you woke up one day and Reid was buffer than you?

Morgan: I have one fear 

[cmmemess]

ASMR

Pronounced A - S - M - R BAU: Assmer

[cmmemess]

Whenever I see a new picture of Matthew Gray Gubler:

[cmmemess]

I personally think these two characters actually have a lot in common. Both are:

extremely intelligent

extremely kind and selfless

extremely attractive and adorable

extremely lovable characters

save people

have been dealt nothing but pain and loss

face demons in their lives

face death tOO MANY TIMES

[cmmemess]

Season 12

Matthew: Hey guys, I was thinking, maybe we could make Reid happy this season. Yeah?

CM Writers: Or.... you know what.... this is great you'll love this.... what if.... instead.... we get Reid kidnapped for drugs.... put him in prison where he gets attacked and threatened multiple times.... and then have his mom get kidnapped too?

Matthew: thAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID AT ALL!

[cmmemess]

No one:

Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

David Rossi:

[cmmemess]

No one:

Not a single soul:

Literally no one at all:

Strauss:

[cmmemess]

*spencer struggles with dilaudid*

*elle gets shot and then kills a suspect*

*hotch and hailey's marriage falls apart*

*morgan gets arrested for murder*

Gideon: Y'all hear somethin?

[cmmemess]

Halloween

*everyone arguing about the case*

Spencer:

[thecriminalmindsdespot]

Let’s start a chain of the most glorious pictures of MGG (and/or Spencer Reid I guess)

I’ll start

[666mistyday]

That outfit is 👌

[thecriminalmindsdespot]

Agreed. But also. Tux? Kid? Cute.

Eyes? Hair? Perfection.

[thecriminalmindsdespot]

God bless cheekbones

[drreid187]

[thecriminalmindsdespot]

Tux + glasses

Sassiness

[thecriminalmindsdespot]

We love power poses

ring ring babe speaking

[thecriminalmindsdespot]

💞

[thecriminalmindsdespot]

Hello it’s 2am and this man makes me w e e p

[cmmemess]

Can he get any cuter? I think not

[cmmemess]

Everyone when Rossi said "zukzwang" to the Replicator before locking him in the room:

[cmmemess]

*everyone after watching Spencer suffer through so much just to watch him suffer more*

[cmmemess]

Spencer to JJ after he found out Emily was alive:

[cmmemess]

*when the unsub thinks they are smarter than the BAU but still end up getting caught*

[cmmemess]

Spencer: I'm doing really well. Things are going great and I feel fantastic.

Dilaudid:

I'm so sorry

[cmmemess]

*hotch goes to the bathroom*

*team continues being briefed*

Hotch from the bathroom: DAVID STOP WRITING HOTCH SUCKS ON THE STALL WALLS!

[cmmemess]

When you see someone from Supernatural on Criminal Minds: