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#FIRST HUNDRED ON THIS BLOG #( OOC. )#( tbd. )

A BUSINESSMAN, A HOUSEWIFE, & A SON IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. DOESN’T IT STRIKE YOU AS A PICTURE PERFECT FAMILY?

THE FATHER. THE SON. THE MOTHER.

#IM FUCKING SHITTING I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR ADDING ME #aAAAAAAAAAA #also follow my deadbeat hubby and my son :^)#( PROMOS. )#self promo

"M-Miss, if y' need a break, I can drive us down an' get us both ice cream an' have a chill day?"

“ A girls day out would do me some good, yeah. That’s very nice of you to offer. “

#i'll call a babysitter for my son....#chlxrokiinetic #( IC. )

"I know you're like, super bitter and a hag but I have pictures of your worthless husband with his dick in the fax machine he's cheating on you with. Here you go."

“ I don’t want to see it, I don’t CARE. “

#devouryouwhole #( IC. )#LISTEN YOU BITCH DON'T MAKE MY LIFE EVEN MORE INSUFFERABLE THAN IT IS #/nsfw ment

mudoro replied to your post:mudoro replied to your post:jokes on all the...

im so sorry for your loss

i am too. believe me.

#BECAUSE HE KNOCKED ME UP WE HAD TO TIE THE KNOT AND NOW I'M STUCK WITH HIS BORING SELF #mudoro #( IC. )

mudoro replied to your post:jokes on all the homewreckers who wanna fuck my...

you had a child with him

well how else would I know he’s bad at sex?

#it was a long time ago.... i thought i was in love.#mudoro #( IC. )#/nsfw ment

jokes on all the homewreckers who wanna fuck my husband, he’s very, VERY bad at sex. js. :^)

#( CRACK. )#/nsfw ment #iM ASDHFGJNMK<L

Versace: fuck me on your wife's bed

Kosaku: I can't leave shinobu and the kid for a white boy

#FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#( SAVED. )

as long as you’re good with kids, I’d love to go on a date with anybody. :^)

#since kosaku is cheating on me; i don't see why i can't do the same.#( IC. )

shinobu’s thought process: no wtf i can’t give you all of Kosaku’s money.

*remembers that kosaku said he was going to shove divorce papers up her small ass*

shinobu: yeah nvm take all of it.

#( OOC. )#SFGVBDHNJGMK<L #lessertruth

lessertruth

no. i just want the money. give me the money, then we date.

...

all of it?

#lessertruth #( IC. )

devouryouwhole replied to your post:pridemasked What about a Lady that’ll treat u...

Implying I’m not a girl are you blind-

you’re a bitch though.

#devouryouwhole #( IC. )

pridemasked

What about a Lady that'll treat u right :3

i’m into ladies too.

#pridemasked #( IC. )

devouryouwhole

only to make him feel like shit then im dumping your ass since you cant cook

townterror

i'd kill you.

townterror

i wouldn't even keep the corpse, i'd probably just dump it somewhere.

feeling the love tonight. thanks you two :^)

#DAMN LOL #devouryouwhole #townterror #( IC. )

064 replied to your post:like this post if you’d take me on a date and...

WIFEY :’^(((

YOU WEREN’T CALLING ME WIFEY WHEN YOU WERE SITTING IN YOUR UNDERWEAR ON THE COUCH AT 2 AM AFTER IGNORING ME ALL DAY, WATCHING ADAM SANDLER MOVIES WHILE YOU SHOVED DORITOS IN YOUR MOUTH, ASKING FOR A BLOWJOB BEFORE YOU WENT TO BED. YOU WERE CALLING ME ‘BITCH’, SO YOU CAN’T COME UP TO ME NOW AND PRETEND TO BE UPSET WHEN EVERY DAY IT FEELS LIKE I’M MARRIED TO A GODDAMN PIECE OF CARDBOARD.

#064 #( CRACK. )#/nsfw ment #IM FUCKING LOSIGN MY SHIT

lessertruth

how much is in that safe tho

you looking for a sugar mama? if so, I’m not your girl.

#my husband works #i'm a stay at home mom.#lessertruth #( IC. )

heavenadorned replied to your post:like this post if you’d take me on a date and...

define treat right.

mmmm not do shitty things like talk shit about me behind my back and try to cheat on me, um be nice to me, romantic, and give me a kiss or two once in a while?

#kosaku will breathe once in my direction then go off by himself #( IC. )#heavenadorned

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