when all is said and done

RACHEL aka ray 9teen, actress/singer, momma @rachelpacini: YOU GUYS!!! vocal cords look like alien vaginas @rachelpacini: i slept 14 hours my family thought i died @rachelpacini: mom i'm taking a nap if i don't answer my phone pls don't call the police again bc u thought i was dead @rachelpacini: me: ophelia are you in my make up again? / ophelia: bitch i might be. #badparenting101 @rachelpacini: opehlia's cussing in italian now. she's learned the loophole

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 konrad-martin‌:

Konrad raised his eyebrow as he watched the interaction between his sister’s friend and her daughter. “I was going to clear my throat but that was too entertaining to interrupt,” He chuckled, running his fingers through his hair. 

“is auntie with you?” ophelia asked as she scrambled off the roof of her mother’s truck. “don’t you think if auntie was with him, she’d be standing here?” rachel said. “you don’t have to be a butthead.” rachel sprayed her daughter again, which only made the four-year-old burst into to tears. “stop!” ophelia whined. “oh good god, it’s just water, paige. stop crying.” rachel sighed and looked at konrad. “you know what would be funny? take her to alexa’s place, she’s driving me nuts.”

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@alexapaige: @rachelpacini I'm seeing no issue here

@rachelpacini: @alexapaige she's not supposed to behave if she gets a toy, she's supposed to behave because you say so.

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 addisonxbrooks‌:

“Maybe we’ll have you sign a wavier too.”  Addison teased, chuckling.

“honestly it’s not a bad idea.”

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@dylanbradford: @rachelpacini again an actual farm

@rachelpacini: @dylanbradford yeah it's great, i can use them as props during halloween

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 sienna-rivera‌:

Sienna jumped a bit as she heard Rachel’s voice, as she had been lost in her own daze.  “Sorry I just–”  Her head shook before landing in a position tiled slightly to the side.  “I’ve never seen a kid do something like that?  Or be sprayed with water like that?”  She sighed, but let out. nervous laugh.  “It was just strange to me, sorry.”

“oh, spraying her like she’s a cat clawing at my couch? she can run faster than me, there’s no way i would have caught her to bust her ass, and she hates being sprayed so i still pissed her off and got my way all at once,” rachel said as she turned the water off. “cause mommy’s savage,” ophelia said from the bed of the truck. “i’ll show you savage if i find you climbing on my truck like that again. it’s brand new, i’d like to go at least six months without any dents. you have trees you can climb instead, go be tarzan or go play with the snake or something.”

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 carsoncalloway‌:

Carson shook his head quickly.  “Oh yeah– sorry.  I just was walking by and I saw her up on the car and I got worried.  You know, she could fall or something– so I was gonna tell you, but then you sprayed her with a hose– so like you saw.”  His hand moved to rub the back of his neck.  “But yeah– disaster avoided hopefully.”

“nah, she’ll probably do it again cause she’s hardheaded like her father. get. down!” she said, spraying ophelia again before turning the nozzle off. “i am!” ophelia said. “not fast enough, you should’ve gotten down when i said to the first time. i’ll let toby snatch you up if you’re not down from there in five seconds,” she said, which got the four-year-old sliding off the roof to the bed of the truck, looking at her mother as she leaned against the back window, biting at her nails. “i don’t like toby...” “i don’t like it when you don’t listen,” rachel said before turning back to carson. “if you see her doing something stupid, just yell at her to knock it off, i’m not one of those moms that goes psycho when someone gets onto my kid. that’s the southwoods down the street.”

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“you’re gonna break your fucking neck --- get off of my car like that!” rachel called out to ophelia as she sprayed the water hose at the four-year-old that was on the roof of her truck. “mommy! stop!” ophelia whined. “get off my truck. i said you could play in the bed, not climb all over it like a cat.” as she turned the water hose back to the grass, she flinched when she saw the other standing there. “jesus christ, make some noise next time, would ya?”

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@dylanbradford: @rachelpacini your home is an actual farm

@rachelpacini: @dylanbradford literally dude, i have two goats, a great dane, a tarantula, a snake... now the pig. i want a bat too but i don't have a room dark enough for it to sleep in.

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 addisonxbrooks‌:

“Okay fair.”  Addison agreed after a moment.  “Maybe only supervised water trampolines and jet skis for you.”  She teased.

“i’d probably still break myself, but it’ll be so lit.”

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@alexapaige: @rachelpacini GIMME HER SHE LOVES ME AND WE'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME

@rachelpacini: @alexapaige she behaves for you because YOU BRIBE HER

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@rachelpacini: you guys... i got a pig.

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 addisonxbrooks‌:

“Not if they’re used correctly.”  Addison countered.  “C’mon doesn’t it sound fun though?  Who said we had to grow up.”

“it’s me we’re talking about though, even if i managed to do it the right way i’d break myself.”

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@alexapaige: @rachelpacini PLS DON'T TRAUMATIZE HER, SHE'S SMALL AND CUTE

@rachelpacini: @alexapaige SHE'S AN ASSHOLE if you think she's so cute then you take her for a few days

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@alexapaige: @rachelpacini my poor goddaughter, you better help her

@rachelpacini: @alexapaige i did after i made her suffer for doing stupid shit. do you know how many times BEFORE she got her head stuck in the lampshade, that i told her NOT to put the lampshade on her head? made her think the fire department would have to use the jaws of life to get her out