This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for
I’ve watched this like ten times laughing my ass off, but its lead to a question. are scots unable to say wank with out making the motion?

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@coalroller24
This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for
I’ve watched this like ten times laughing my ass off, but its lead to a question. are scots unable to say wank with out making the motion?
Flip your phone upside down
worth it
I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy
If you don’t flip your phone upside down like it says, you are the problem.
(via SilviuMajor)
SOMEBODY SHARED THIS WITH ME & OUCH IM LAUGHING SO HARD BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM HURT
bruh…
Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.
SHUT UP.
13 years
Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash
I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him.
this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen
To the people in the comments saying the guy is doing this “just for show”
He’s not
With this kind of bird, they are VERY attached to their cages, so if you need to replace the cage, you need to the show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one. It’s upset bc the cage it liked is gone, but the cage was too small for it so it needs to be replaced. The bird is fine.
Thank you for explaining that! I’ve been wondering about this video.
That bird was livid!
that bird sound like a white frat boy who found out his momma cut off his xbox live subscription
this is the funniest shit i’ve seen all 2017
I am dying , sis is pissedt!
did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays
but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.
so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun
Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.
WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD
PETA Is A Joke
I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:
And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:
This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.
So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.
After Shrek was sheared:
HES SMILING
I legitimately teared up at this
UNMUTE THIS
THIS IS TOO PERFECT
just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were
White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.
LGBTQ people: Trump is.
Black people: Trump is.
Undocumented immigrants: Trump.
Muslims: It’s Trump.
Women: Trump duh.
White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…