Coarse & Uncouth

Sometimes I'm so full of shit that even I have to remind myself to keep my mouth shut.

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Fuck You

I am not someone you text because you're bored, I am someone you text because you miss me.

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Shout out to a place I'd like to call home. 3/- Mueller Hut, New Zealand

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Shout out to a place I'd like to call home. 2/- New Zealand

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Shout out to a place I’d like to call home. 1/-

Mount Cook, New Zealand

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I'll smell you and remember how good it was to be wild

Paris

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I'm waiting for my ferry to dock and watching us pull closer and closer to land. A moth is desperately trying to fly through the window and out towards green but he doesn't understand that barreling through invisible obstacles is nearly impossible, especially for his size and considerable lack of strength. That window is not gonna budge bud! If only he knew that there was a door. That he had to fly away from his goal in order to actually reach it.

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So I said to him, don't worry about her! Look at her smile. She knows exactly what she's doing and she's got everything she needs!

George to Sergio, Franz Josef Glacier. Thanks guys, I know you'll have a wonderful life too.

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All I know for sure right now is that I'm jumping out of a plane in 5 days.

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Feeling: Cozy as fuck

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I don't think you understand that a room of people fall in love with you as soon as you walk in. I wish you could have heard the conversation they were having about you after you left.

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Philip

So I was making a warm Peanut Butter & Chocolate Cadburrypieces Sandwich and I was thinking about how nice my roommate, Philip, was for letting me have some. He is good-looking, kind, funny, nice, and genuinely a good person. He’s a gentleman, he shares his food, he loves talking about the future, science,technology philosophy, and worldstar hiphop! He raps and loves hiphop, but not just any hiphop, jazz and brass hiphop. He is from an island country in the Caribbean and his body shows it. And as these thoughts rattled in my head another set merged in. I wonder how his parents raised him to be like that! He really is such a nice boy. They must have really been good people. I wonder if they consciously raised him like that or if they just happened to be the best people in the world and by association, so is he. Orif they did mean for him to be so awesome then…how? They’ve done such a wonderful job of raising their son! What a good kid.

Jarring.

The commentary in my head of the running script stopped cold. What was going on? I thought he was so cool? Why… are you now praising his parents like an estranged relative who’s finally met their great great uncle’s cousins son?! How suburbia of me. How..motherly.

I looked down at my hands and smiled. I was crumbling little pieces of Cadburry Chocolates onto a a toasted peanut butter sandwich. To share with him and our friends. Stoned as fuck in the living room.

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The Sea and Me

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Oh! I see a guy on the phone that is mostly You shaped.

Classical Music Concert Attendee

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I OWN A LAPTOP NOW MOTHERFUCKERSS

$270AUD. Wassup.

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I know we're friends because she answers my questions when we eat together and then goes back to her phone. 'Yo. Are you pooping regularly with our diet?' "SO regularly yo."