Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

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Not today Justin
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trying on a metaphor
taylor price
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Origami Around
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
$LAYYYTER
Jules of Nature
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if i look back, i am lost
almost home

Love Begins
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you
The Hex Girls performing in Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost, 1999
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
isn’t this from the shake it off music video
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
I ain't getting shit but at least more people are seeing this
I think that we should take both states down with one hit
Math dance moves (Unmute !)
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
Got an interview tomorrow, potato help me 🙏
Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
Happy Pride Month!
Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did the last 2 years!
Between Two Tomes
Part 2 of my Lost in the Pages series~ Next will be space themed :D
I love you trans people I love you trans people who pass I love you trans people who don't pass I love you binary trans people I love you nonbinary trans people I love you multigender trans people I love you trans people who haven't figured out what exactly they are I love you trans people who can't or haven't come out I love you trans people who have come out I love you trans people who use neopronouns I love you gender conforming trans people I love you gnc trans people I love you transhet people I love you trans and queer people I love you trans people who take hormones I love you trans people who live in transphobic countries I love you trans people
here's to fat butches, fat femmes and every fat lesbian ever. there is a concept of all butches needing to be muscular and rugged, when many are soft and fat and just as good. there is a concept of all femmes needing to be thin and delicate, when many are big, fat, round, and tough. any lesbian can come in any size. all my love goes to fat dykes
it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.
why would you come to this club and just shoot Myers & Briggs like this
IMO, it’s healthier to conceptualize it this way. So instead of being like “why am I being so weird? I’m an introvert, I like being alone!” you say, “Ah, I must be supergluing googly eyes to my bathroom faucet because I haven’t met my minimum threshold of social interaction and I’m trying to fill that void with these tiny pieces of plastic. Maybe I should invite someone over for dinner. They sure will be surprised by all these eyes watching them while they poop.”
Unfriendly fucking reminder that TERFs, SWERFs, and really any other self identified “radical feminists,” “gender abolitionists,” “womyn-born-womyn,” or anyone whose feminism is “female centric” (ie excludes trans women) are not fucking welcome here. You are not welcome to this space, to my posts, or anywhere near me. Get lost.
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.
english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh
Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”
Lingible (adj): meant to be licked
Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked
Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick
Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer
Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear
and my personal favorite
Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish
This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.