Shrek the Musical Sentence Starters
froggedmouth:
“Listen ____, you’re growing up so quickly!” “Although we want you here, the rules are very clear.” “So it’s time to go away!” “You’re gonna make us proud, no backing up allowed!” “Just keep walking and then you’ll find somewhere to go.” “It’s a big, bright, beautiful world with happiness all around.” “It’s peaches and cream, and every dream comes true… but not for you!” “Just around the bend there’s a friend or two.” “You’re ugly, ____, which means that life is harder.” “People hate the things they cannot understand.” “When they look at us, they tend to make a fuss!” “It’s important that you find a cozy cesspit, a place no one would ever dare to tread.” “And if they happen by, make sure to terrify them.” “If you don’t, you’ll surely wind up dead!” “Watch out for men with pitchforks.” “Take your fluffy fun and take it where the sun don’t shine!” “I prefer a life like this.” “It’s not all that complicated.” “I’m fated to be lonely and I’m destined to be hated.” “Being liked is grossly overrated!” “There’s a princess in a tower!” “That’s just like me.” “Poor ____ needs a haircut.” “The witch won’t set her free.” “She passes time by singing like someone else I know.” “As years go by, she sits and waits. Years go by? Uh-oh!” “A torturous existence–” “–I don’t remember this part!” “She wishes she were dead?!” “Skip ahead, skip ahead!” “In the end, _______ finds a millionaire.” “The prince is good at climbing, and braiding golden hair.” “I know he’ll appear ‘cause there are rules and there are strictures.” “I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight.” “My white knight and his steed will look just like these pictures!” “It won’t be long now, I guarantee.” “I know it’s today!” “There’s a princess in a coma.” “Glad it’s her instead of me!” “How, I wonder, does she pee?” “Blah, blah, blah, blah. Poison apple, boring boring, evil queen.” “Filler filler, been there, read that. Seven shorties on the scene.” “In the end the princess wakes up with a start!” “The prince is good at kissing and melting Snow White’s heart!” “I know he’ll appear and his armour will be blinding!” “He’ll propose on one knee, and our prenup will be binding.” “About time we set a wedding date.” “They’re all like me.” “I’m still waiting.” “They’re out living happily.” “Ever after better get here, I want love in seconds flat.” “Cut the villains, cut the vamping. Cut this fairytale!” “I may seem a bit bipolar.” “Am I a vandal now as well? Hope he won’t mind.” “I’m a find! I’m a catch. And a very gifted bowler!” “I guess I’d be a hero, with sword and armour clashing.” “And looking semi dashing, a shield within my grip.” “Or else I’d be a viking and live a life of daring, smelling like a herring upon a viking ship.” “I’d sail away, I’d see the world, I’d reach the farthest reaches.” “I’d feel the wind, I’d taste the salt and sea and maybe storm some beaches!” “That’s who I’d be.” “I could be a poet and write a different story. One that tells of glory and wipes away the lies.” “To the skies I’d throw it, the stars would do the telling.” “The moon would help with spelling, and night would dot the ‘I’s.” “I’d write a verse, recite a joke, with wit and perfect timing.” “I’d share my heart, confess the things I yearn, and do it all while rhyming.” “I’d be a hero, and if my wish was granted life would be enchanted, or so the stories say.” “Of course I’d be a hero, and I would scale a tower to save a hot-house flower and carry her away.” “Standing guard would be a beast, I’d somehow over whelm it,” “I’d get the girl, I’d take my breath, and I’d remove my helmet.” “We’d stand and stare, we’d speak of love, we’d feel the stars ascending!” “We’d share a kiss, I’d find my destiny.” “I’d have a hero’s ending, a perfect happy ending…” “That’s how it would be.”
