yogsmut 2025 revival

nsfw stuff I can't put on main. character and rpf | 18+ or I'll dissolve u with lasers | be considerate when reblogging

[cobaltplanet]

oh yeah super late intro post:

hi I'm cobalt (he/they) I think internet men are hot. rpf is literally fine, but don't put it in ccs faces.

if sending asks: for irl, first names are okay. character names or surnames need censoring if possible.

I still need to figure out some bootleg tags but I will!!! someday!!

[strifesolution]

rythian in the cuckchair 🔥

[cloneculture]

Intensive, extensive “specimen research” being noted on Xephos’ schedule causes at least 3 different betting pools in the break room

this is my oldest unanswered ask, for your patience, happy belated anniversary to This Thing, i got plastered off my melon one fateful january evening

[cobaltplanet]

jesus christ

[cobaltplanet]

A comp has reminded me that Duncan has been called the following in Orange Fac:

- a cheerleader

- a cowgirl

we're slowly collecting the pieces for a sexy calender

[cobaltplanet]

Maybe the real orange fsctory* was all a front for elaborate sexual roleplay from these four, they can only get off if there’s smog everywhere

they can only flirt in Minecraft because then it's not 'real'

[cobaltplanet]

"threeway corner? duncan likes the sound of that!" lewis is projecting again. just ask him bro

[cobaltplanet]

"I feel like Duncan's my little cheerleader. In the outfit and everything. Todger hanging out." "You did- You did buy me that outfit." "Well, y'know. It's a treat, because you've been a very good girl."

Okay. Sure!

[cobaltplanet]

“I want it (mob farm) to sound like a hundred dudes are being jacked off”

“That’s not the worst idea actually”

im glad duncan finally has an outlet

[cobaltplanet]

Literal canon(?) frog porn and handjob factory. What Is Wrong With Them

cant wait for the canon mpreg arc or something

[cobaltplanet]

"Milk out my spawn!"

like literally how am I mean to post in conditions like these.

[cobaltplanet]

“Handjob factory” has been said

a clip

this entire sequence is fucking great. i love simon

[cobaltplanet]

Something something frog porn, am I right chat?

where am i.... whats going on... why are they like this

cant believe the first fucklabs episode will be abt lewis finally mating with princess dave like he said he would

[cobaltplanet]

I swear to god they’re in like the horny machine arc this is madness

they're one layer away from just making a piston fucking machine that kills them

[cobaltplanet]

how dare they steal the script for this blog

ok so next up they're gonna make a "size matters" joke and Simon will moan 800 more times

[cobaltplanet]

oh ok!

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And to think he’s employee of the month 🧡

as he should be!!!!! lala is your back sore from carrying the series i can help-