Sparkles and Daggers

Cobie, actress, mother, Canucks fan, yes lets go to the mall. [part of Vancity All-Stars RP. No affiliations to the real Cobie]

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@AdeleAdkins: @CobieSmulders Adele Laurie Blue Adkins- Konecki doesn't fit either. 😜😜

@CobieSmulders: @AdeleAdkins lets petition for bigger licenses.

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@AdeleAdkins: I have the longest bloody name EVER! As many times I had to sign my name today it made my hand hurt.

@CobieSmulders: @AdeleAdkins try to make Jacoba Francisca Maria Killam-Smulders fit on a a driver's license...

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vancitykristinkreuk:

I’m sorry Cobie.. I dont have those problems yet.. But thanks for the nightmares..

Originally posted by coffeeandatlantis

It’s all a big mess. But a nice mess full of love.

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vancitykristinkreuk:

Well I guess the best thing to do is be honest with her if she asks questions. I don’t know I mean I shouldn’t be giving parental advice. 

Originally posted by vincatgifs

I’m just... she’s still my baby. I don’t want to have those discussions yet...

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vancitykristinkreuk:

Well I guess you can tell her she can’t be friends with them anymore. I’m sure things will turn out alright. 

Originally posted by baadsuns

I can’t do that! Poor baby, it’s her only friend here now.

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vancitykristinkreuk:

Oh Cobie don’t get paranoid.. I’m sure it’s not has bad as you think… I don’t have the bail money to bail you out for murder.

Originally posted by annciabvl

I’m not paranoid, this kid showed my kid a video of me talking about... stuff... and explained what ‘making the pants drop’ meant. This kid is the devil incarnate!

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vancitykristinkreuk:

Hmm well I’m sure I could arrange that.. haha just kidding!!

Originally posted by captain-dorktron-rps

Don’t you fucking dare! I can sense it happening already. She needs another friend, I don’t like this friend.

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vancitykristinkreuk:

Well it could be worse..

Originally posted by kktwluver

Like her learning Two Beavers Are Better Than One?

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vancityarnett:

That is, in fact, my new biggest fear.

All the shit I don’t remember saying that I now have to explain... 

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vancitykristinkreuk:

Uh oh.. hey we all have stuff we wish had never been posted. I’m sure it’s gonna be okay.

Originally posted by beastlypadynlecki

You don’t understand... she’s already started going around singing Lets Go To The Mall...

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thedaniellepanabaker:

Oh god I’m just dreading the day my kid decides to look me or her dad up on the net…scary stuff…

That’s my conundrum... My husband has way more embarrassing stuff to be discovered but I don’t think she knows he’s also in the business. But if I throw him under the bus, then we both lose credibility.

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xhello-adelex:

Oh I wonder what my son would find once he figures out youtube on me. That actually scares me. What did you kid find.

You’re not embarrassing. I’m sure he’ll be fine. Oh boy... everything. Mostly Robin stuff.

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Until today, it has never occurred to my child to put my name in youtube. Then her annoying new friend dared her to. I believe all parental credibility I ever had has just gone out through the window.

[emmas-killian]

“If he (husband Taran Killam) does a certain kind of accent, you find it very attractive?”

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Come Round Soon || Smullam

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taran-vancity:

Taran was never really fussed about his own birthday, however when it came to others he liked to go all out. There was little people could do to stop him throwing the biggest party that he could. So, the fact that this year he didn’t get to do that for Cobie hurt him more than he cared to admit. He still loved his wife, he still wanted to be there for her but he couldn’t force her into anything, not if she wasn’t feeling the same. He got to spend his day with their daughter which was at least something. He kept it low key and spent most of his day watching Frozen and eating pizza and the only thing he wanted to change was to have their family back. 

Of course, this didn’t stop Taran sending a text to Cobie on her day and sending a bunch of flowers her way. When he got her message he felt a little worried. What did she need to talk about? Was it about finalising their seperation? He had a feeling in his stomach that it was coming but he didn’t want to think about it. He was a hopeless romantic and no one ever got to him in the way that Cobie did. He got the place tidied up - not that it was a mess but he needed to focus on something rather than what she would want while he waited - and then poured himself a glass of water and waited for Cobie to show up to his place. 

The traffic was lighter than expected and by some sort of miracle, Cobie found a parking spot right up front. Some slightly irrational part of her brain told her maybe those were signs. Of what, that wasn’t exactly clear. She quickly grabbed the scattered papers and shoved them in her bag hung loosely around her arm. If she was being honest, though, maybe she’d admit most of it was just a pretext to show up. She knew he wouldn’t have minded her just showing up for no reasons, and maybe that was truly what she wanted to do, but a part of the Canadian still needed some sort of pretence to hide behind.

She was surprised to find the door unlocked but didn’t think twice before just letting herself in. “Guys?” she announced herself. She barely had time to shrug her coat off before getting jumped by a much smaller brunette clinging to her neck. “Oof, you’re getting to big for that, sweetie.” Cobie laughed as she balanced the child on her hip, much heavier than in her smaller days. It all suddenly so familiar, so normal, and it twisted the woman’s stomach into knots. Of course she missed it all, it was getting harder and harder to remember why they were still stuck. She was quickly reaching her breaking point. “Where’s dad? You were nice to him this week, eh?” They kept talking a little, both holding to the other tight, as they heading further into the house.

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fck-danielle:

Sometimes all a girl wants to do is curl up and watch the Jungle Book and have a milkshake. But not having any milkshake ingredients in the house and not wanting to leave is putting a damper on my plans. 

You could try to wish one to appear, maybe you’ll discover yourself some magic powers.

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Come Round Soon || Smullam

Sliding in the driver’s seat, Cobie let out a massive breath of relief. The week hadn’t turned out how she wanted and it was only halfway done. Truly all she wanted was to get home and kick off her shoes and lay down in front of a movie, but there was still so much to deal with. She already had a lot on her plate when her sister had called needing her help with various legal proceedings concerning her will she apparently needed to change right not and couldn’t deal with without the actress, who in return was too nice to say no. It took them all day to finally get halfway there and Cobie was more than happy to finally get a minute to herself.

The peace was shortlived, interrupted as soon as she turned her phone back on. 5 new messages. Two from her agent, 1 from Taran and one from her mom telling her he called home. Well, so much for getting a break, the brunette thought as her eyes fell on the pile of paper unceremoniously dumped on her seat three days ago. This wasn’t like her, Cobie was usually on top of everything, but the week had been such continuous madness she managed to even forget her own birthday (and by extension his birthday too). *We have to talk. I’m on my way over, okay?* she texted one handed as she buckled her seatbelt, unaware of how alarming her message seemed. Her brain just assumed he’d understand she only meant to discuss the fact a place had opened up at a nearby school and they needed to decide by Friday. 

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