Taken from all three seasons of the Netflix series, Cobra Kai! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! Most of these are from the latest season so be weary of spoilers!
“We’re all gonna die, kid! We’re all gonna die!”
“But I respect the safety in numbers aspect of joining a gang.”
“This is a man that faked his own death. Twice, apparently. That is the sort of guy we’re dealing with.”
“I kind of dig the abandoned playground vibes. It looks like an awesome place to… fight off a zombie apocalypse.”
“Never say no to free marshmallows.”
“My mom’s therapist always said, ‘you should always go with your heart.’”
“There’s nothing more romantic than free hot dogs and chicken nugs.”
“So your boyfriend turned out to be a jerk. And your boyfriend turned out to be the son of your mortal enemy.”
“I thought karate died in the eighties.”
“Actually, it was more of a no cops situation. You do realize that neither of you are cops, right?”
“I got into a fight with the paper towel dispenser.”
“Everybody’s got a sob story. It doesn’t give you the right to be a bully.”
“I’m a sex-positive feminist! Our bodies are our expression.”
“Defense takes on different forms.”
“Put good out into the world and good will come back to you.”
“Look, she put a smiley face! It’s even got little red cheeks!”
“They give you bionic legs or some shit?”
“I’ve ruined every meaningfully relationship I’ve ever had. Starting with you, actually.”
“I do remember punching you in the face, though. That was fun!”
“We’ve been here five minutes and i already see ten people I hate.”
“Did that make sense or was it the wine talking?”
“One good things to come out of our time apart, I got to fall in love with you… Twice in one lifetime.”
“I know you refuse to answer my calls and I refuse to text or email.”
“Oh, yeah? Wanna step into the parking lot and see whose leg can go higher?”
“It’s too late, (name). There are no do overs.”
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