Coffee Talk with Cobra Commander.

Greatingssss, I'm Cobra Commander, Leader of the Cobra Forcessss. I'm trying to make communications between the JOES and Cobra Forcessss with a laptop and Chatroulette.com However my planssss keep getting foiled by bad radio transmissionssss and it's really hard to type with glovessss on. K if you want to contact me for some reason because you want a picture removed because like you're offended for someone being funny or you don't take humor very well, you have to contact Cobras Public Relations Department which most the time is busy shooting lasers, or well being replaced because they didn't survive a battle. Thanks for UNDERSTANDING. But we will get the problem solved as soon as we can! COBRRAAA! email: [email protected] AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE

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Happy Valentines from the Commander. I'll be back soon...

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THanks Rob for featuring me again. You sir Get a Raised Fist of awesome from the commander.

You people visit Topless Robot now...

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Hey Ding dongs New Vids up on The Takeover

Yea that's right, YOU people posting all your hippie banter and posting pictures like you're so sort of fashionistas. BEHOLD BEAUTIFUL VIDEOS OF AWESOMESAUCE.

COBRA COMMANDERS VALENTINE SPECIAL

Ol Little Terror of Bethlehem

or you can just go to the page and watch like a cool person.

OR watch here. the little terror video.

O Little Terror of Bethlehem from Cobra Commander on Vimeo.

well hell, here valentines special too

And if you have anything you'd like to ask the Commander You can do that

HERE.

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Cobra Commander Here, so a few years back, my buddy John (also a fine Cobra Commander and Skeletor) asked me to help him with a stop motion video. It included his massive GI JOE collection, lots of time, voice overs, and in the end, came this magical video. Well, Youtube being the nazi's they can be, decided to take down the video due to WMG. Then, the original production computer was lost in a forest fire and smokey didn't put it out. Then, the JAPS, yea you heard me, STOLE OUR VIDEO, and proclaimed it their own work. But as Cobra Commander, I find it fitting that I STOLE it back. TAKE THAT. Anywho, Enjoy....

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My Valentines Card to you:

As a commander, I do nice things every so often for people. And even though I have a cold heart I do spread my love for imported fine chocolates from the farthest regions of Egypt. Not to mention Patrick Swayze shows up on the Ouija board.

Reblog this to your friends as a VALENTINE!

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Spreading the love to couples near and far

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Cobra Commander gets all the pretty gals

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tomaxandxomat:

Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard You come talkin that trash we’ll pull your card Knowin nothin in life but to be legit Don’t quote me boy, cuz I ain’t sayin shit

if you would have sang any other song I would have put you on 24 hour guard duty...

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Dr. Dre and Ice Cube on some murderous shit. I never understood bandannas.

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Hey there Sailor.

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The first of the valentines series. I hope he understands me as I am a man and I have feelings like anyone else.

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Together we say

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tomaxandxomat:

SHIMMY SHIMMY YA SHIMMY YA

You morons, get back on the battle field and stop quoting Old Dirty Bastard!

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serpentor:

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS I COMMAND!!!

Hey Serpentor, Why don't you take your power sled and drive it off a cliff or into a moving train cause you're an asshole and none of us like you except Dr. Mindbender who I believe has some weirdo sexual fetish over you. Why don't you go cry in your throne room like the pussy you are proclaiming the same line you always say over and over like a broken record. Seriously, god you're a worse prick than I am.

PS I submitted you to burnbook because I'm a fucking Lumberjack with a beard and an axe.

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The Commander is in for questions. If you ask, you shall receive answers, except for stupid questions, then you'll get belittled and troops will be deployed to break into your home and steal objects of their liking.

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This snookishop stuff is way too easy. I think I'd hate to be a Joe being surrounded by the Snookinoks.

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My contribution to the Snooki Photoshop craze.