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tropicalscream

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

catgirl-kaiju

Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat

annori

Evelyn Waugh, from Brideshead Revisited (1945)

catchymemes

leightum

konoko

just-shower-thoughts

Someone’s mom probably has used you as a bad example.

quotemadness

“Some of the most poisonous people come disguised as family and friends.”

— Unknown

tibby

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

blackphoenixincorporated

Tubi is where I found this gem:

adhd-vibes

The thing about adhd is like if you hit any sort of roadblock while doing a task, no matter how small an obstacle, it’s gonna throw you completely off track.

adhd-vibes

like for example:

I’m hungry and I want to eat. But when I get to the kitchen I realize I have to cook something. It’s not that hard but it’s something in the middle of where I am now and me eating. So I end up not eating.

I’m cleaning my room. There are dirty clothes all over the floor. But my laundry basket is full and so I can’t put my dirty clothes where they are supposed to go. Now my momentum for cleaning is shut down and I go back to something I know how to do, like change playlists.

and that’s on executive dysfunction