[cockandballtorture]

looks like my account was hacked & a bot posted a bunch of shit while I was gone. I think I deleted most of it, but I’m not gonna check every single sideblog I have. apologies if anyone had to interact with that.

[inqilabi]

I am glad everybody's resident do-gooder and world-saving philanthropist, Bill Gates, is getting dragged cos he thinks having 6 billion leftover after getting taxed is too little for him.

Let's pie him in the face like we did back in the 90s.

You know he changed his demeanor. He was hated. He was cocky, and it showed. I think it was a PR thing for him to become this 'beloved do-gooder sweater wearing dad' thing he does now

[inqilabi]

[officialsolluxcaptor]

THIS OFFICE HAD ITS BLINDS UP AND THIS IS WHAT I SAW

[officialsolluxcaptor]

i’m losing my mind. this is a high rise office building on the upper east side of manhattan. and the only piece of art on the wall in this office is a bikini clad anime girl with humongous bazookas that are bouncing out of sync. this can’t be real someone wake me up

[the-four-humors]

I know this print, it’s actually considered a fine art piece! It’s clearly based on Takashi Murakami’s live-sized statue ‘Hiropon’:

Which, yes, she’s skipping rope with milk that she’s lactating from her bazongas. It’s actually part of a set, the other one being titled ‘Lonesome Cowboy’:

Which features a Cloud look-alike lassoing with his cum. 

Murakami is well known for taking ‘low art’ subject matter (anime, hentai, penises) and placing them in ‘high art’ contexts. I actually saw Hiropon in personal with my own two eyes at the Denver Museum of Art back in 2009. A lot of what he does is satirical, and it’s honestly pretty funny to see pictures of his artwork in American museums, surrounded by confused white baby boomers. 

That said, without the context, it DEFINITELY slaps you in the face and makes you question what the fuck is going on. Had I not found out who he was in college, Hiropon would still haunt me as the most confusing thing I’ve ever seen in a museum. 

[officialsolluxcaptor]

god thank you for explaining this but also i’m still being slapped in the face as i type

[lightresist]

plaguesmith | Warsaw, Poland | szavvave | guerrilla group

[screamingbug]

nerd men are the worst breed of men because theyre just as shitty as other kinds of men except they think theyre oppressed for knowig sonic the hedgehog facts

[byjove]

what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it

[byjove]

if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person

[goweninsane]

And NOT find a fae husband? No thanks

[byjove]

that’s not your man out there that’s a fucking banshee

[mittenfoot]

[fadensonnen]

[gold-5tandard27]

[valtsv]

[videofame]

[postmodernjpg]

[corporatetwits]

[hyakuningiri]

[phillip-bankss]

woo woo wag wah *enters the stratosphere*

[succulentbud]

if you punch a minecraft bee you’re immediately sent to real life jail

[succulentbud]

and if you swing a sword at them you go to hell before you die

[jinkxtheroo]

Killing a Minecraft bee is listed in the Geneva Conventions as a war crime and death penalty worthy.

[cabybapa]

If you harm a Minecraft bee I will teleport to your house and stab you

[kosher-bimbo-deactivated2019060]

*WHEEEEEEEEEZE* don pepperoni nipples comin tru

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

Tito Tortellini was an enforcer for the Mozzarella crime family. He is thought to be responsible for more than three dozen hits. Most notably, he is believed to have killed Vinny “The Meatball” Alfredo, whom he believed had turned on the family. Vinny was found bludgeoned to death with a cured sausage.