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stating the fucking obvious here but jesus fuckin christ old white men have the worst bar etiquette ever. standing at a bar for them involves shouting, waving money at people, barking orders at people that aren’t even serving them and doing everything they can to antagonise me. nice one pal, but i don’t even have to serve u! have a good night :-)

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Cake Boss in a nutshell...

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

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our sarah ringing me talking about how she wants to come round to ours and get stoned. that girl is funny as fuck.

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When the beat drops on the club..

*looks at clock*

Me: Crap. I have to be somewhere in six hours. Time to start psyching myself up.

#yep

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Make-up at Christian Dior Spring 2014

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I ALMOST FELL OFF MY CHAIR FCUK YOU

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#scrotes

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lads from work made a rape joke the other night and it just wasnt funny in the slightest and they were all laughing and i was the only girl there and it was just so awkward. they're not bad people. but i just wish i had the balls to speak up and educate their arses at that very moment.

i cant wait to finish uni, move back to liverpool, save loads of money, and then go travelling