Im da joekr bby

another fuc k eup edea from ym twisted psykiss 

[cocknballtormented]

my firstist rapped inspeered by iconk posted twitter post tip 2008-2022

[muppetshow2026]

consensually ran over an emo boy and his studded belt slashed my tires fml

[depsidase]

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[slender-woman-returns]

What did I watch

[sata-cable]

[sunfortune]

[anneemay]

If you're a celebrity, would you date or fuck fans

Yes but strictly dating only

Yes but casual sex only

Yes to both

NO

Voting ended onAug 29, 2024

[humanpeoplefanblog]

saw this amazing post but rbs got turned off so. get funged idiot

[feraligatr]

do it drunk. do it high

[feraligatr]

do it with another guy.

[computationalcalculator]

[paulgadzikowski]

[firstnameskibidi]

[firstnameskibidi]

happy 1 year of smoking butt nacked and scrum so fucking loud

[psychotickenesis-deactivated202]

Life, it never die

Women are my favorite guy

Sex, I'm wanting more

Tell the world, Stop the war

[cocknballtormented]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

[greelin]

in my documence. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say. Words certainly

[greelin]

hey.

[neenarchive]

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

[cocknballtormented]

[cocknballtormented]

Uh uh uh 

Gotta huge cock 

Holy shit its spock 

Eyeing up my shmeat 

Oh fuck its time to beat

Aw its Minecraft Steve

Leave me so breathless I can’t even breathe

With me around no need for beaves 

With that I fuck and take my leave 

Oh that beefy is that doomguy

That I spy

Ass so soft and abs so hard 

Gonna buy doom maxed out credit card

Killing demons left and right

They killed his bunny outta spite

Cock out, clock out, doomguy’s glock’s out

Hes got interdimensional clout

Broke back mountain more like

Broke ass im poundin

Rip thotimus your ass was well rounded. 

My friends didn like the way that sounded

Back to my cock,

See you eyeing it up like a hawk.

Men jelly they look and they gawk

All at this mother fucking big rock

Wishing they were me

Im not gonna end my rhyming spree

Pants hug me tighter than a small tee

Your mom said I’m bigger than your oak tree. 

All the while men horny grabbin at my shoulder

I’m shaped just like a boulder

Men cant resist my sexy fucking smoulder

I’m getting bolder 

And this is for you monster fuckers all out there 

In your head you know its not fair

Venom drooling over my dare 

He knows about the fat cock I bare. 

Also before I go fuck off Freud

Homoerotic latent content

Drooling over my dick in the polaroid

I really hate you is what I meant.

Let the insult simmer and stew

Because its time to duel

I ain’t no fool 

I take my cards and know them well

You’ll be mesmerized by my moves for a spell

Ring the bell boys 

Cuz I just won

And look at the time its fuck o clock 

Little dick men know i am a jock