please Kill Me

Yuck

[golfgalaxy]

[cursedimagez]

[cinemascoped-deactivated2019012]

elon: this dinner is exquisite wouldnt you say claire

grimes: ëėêëheehhehhehehe….mmmmmmmm *opens her mouth and a baby alligator comes out*

elon: i feel the exact same way about being a member of the bourgeois

grimes: Elon I Have A Confession To Make

elon: anything claire

grimes: *begins to ever so slowly levitate* If You Love Me…..uuuuuuuuuuuuüùÿ I Need To Redistribute Your Wealth

elon: claire that is proposterous i will not let you do that

grimes: ………eueueu i See *lights elon on fire with her psychic powers* AAAEEEE

waiter: how is everything going over here folks

grimes: its great we’ll take the çheck :)

[spleenwheel]

[undomestication]

god i love the celestial seasonings sleepytime tea bear so fucking much

[undomestication]

i would die for her

[undomestication]

i changed my icon to her out of respect

[beyond-mogai-pride-flags]

Infidelity Flag

Infidelity: the action or state of being unfaithful to a spouse or other sexual partner

(obviously this isn’t really something to be prideful of, but it is technically a form of nonmonoamory so I guess it counts idk)

[yesyourstalker]

my dad is LGBT you guys 

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

[synqra]

[anyonebutalex-deactivated201306]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[super-norfair-deactivated202212]

[lovingrot]

[miicharacter-moved-deactivated2]

my son, lovingly named homeboy: hey dad, can i go buy it (2017) on dvd?

me: yeah, meet me at the cash register later

my husband walking up to me 5 minutes later: where’s our son?

me:

[madderhatter]

the level of orchestration & scriptation in this post is honestly virgo #goals tbh

[imperialslut-deactivated2018072]

In 2012, former child star Macaulay Culkin displayed some of his art in New York as part of the 3MB Collective. Among his paintings was one called “E.T., Waldo, and the Devil Attending a Korn Concert

[thrillevans]

hey this uhhhhhhhhhh goes hard

[teathattast]

[nutfuckem]

Astral Projection

[unclefather]

Reverse cowgirl

[deltasniper1000]