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canon-accurate ethubs petplay where bdubs agrees to try it out and etho goes through a whole scene of like bringing home his new pet and bdubs is embarrassed and super turned on bc no matter how self-conscious he is he likes when etho's bossy. and etho's like okay now Wait Here. implying if bdubs is good he'll get a reward, so like maybe bdubs is into this whole deal. except etho leaves to go to the shopping district real quick and then doc stops him to pick his brain and complain abt shenanigans happening and so he has to take the long way home and remembers he didn't get the logs he'd gone for so he just uses his own farm anyway instead of risking another detour and anyway like four hours in he realizes he has basically done the equivalent of leaving bdubs alone in a hot car & bdubs hasn't even messaged him so he runs back and bdubs has faked his death with a little note that says something like "BdoubleO was killed by NEGLECT!!!" and etho can't help pointing out over chat that that is not even how the death message would work and also you can't die of starvation in four hours bdubs. and then it devolves into a convoluted game where bdubs is now pretending to be the ghost of his pets come to haunt him and frankly their attempts to talk through are SO BAD, like just really badly acted porn dialogue, with bdubs sticking to the Role Play and etho trying to make up for genuinely fucking up by powering thru this game of pretend so they can at least get off bc he was kind of looking forward to making time for sex given how busy/absent they both can be. they give it two more shots of etho being a bad "pet" owner before they give up and try it the other way

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etho says oh fine let's see YOU do a better job, huh! and bdubs says what like you want me to treat you like... my parrot? (etho: you had a parrot?) no horses aren't the same etho, don't even pretend with me like that. unless you're wanting me to make you run laps. so i can die of dehydration, etho says, as revenge. oh my god do you want me to treat you like the little idiots downstairs, then? if you do this you can boss me around, etho says, super sly and not at all subtle. bdubs doesn't need a reason to but the thing is how is he supposed to pass it up when handed to him on a silver platter. it actually goes shockingly well for a while with bdubs giving simple commands wrapped in light praise/insults (maybe you can teach stupid!) but he has to make etho wait. as revenge you know. so he tells etho to sit or heel or lie down or something while he works and he does kind of get absorbed in it but he's good about checking and keeping etho in line of sight - because he is responsible unlike some people - and etho actually dozes off and starts snoring really really really softly and it is so unfathomably cute that bdubs can't even bring himself to wake etho up and he ends up falling asleep in his chair at his desk too. etho mocks him mercilessly when he wakes up first which completely ruins any chance at continuing the scene and they still don't have sex about it.

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sticking to the leather n shit

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frots your youtubers

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past life etho getting passed around like a blunt in the hot-tub hit send

oh absolutely. one thing id like to imagine is that they all think they have a special secret with him but at the end of the day he is just a tricky little fox whose got an alliance everywhere

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the grass is short or something

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Do you guys fuck with this guy too or should he stay private

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Okay here you go :)

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Fic: Pendulum

GeminiTay/EthosLab/BdoubleO100, NC-17, ~5k

Gem gives Bdubs a surprise gift (aka Etho).

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“I got you a gift,” Gem tells him from where she's perched on his hips, her curls cascading over her shoulders.

The only thing she's wearing is a pretty, little, barely-there bra that she said she'd bought for him. The matching panties are God knows where, and when she grinds her pussy against the underside of his cock, just below the tip, he can't think.

“Hmm,” Bdubs says, sliding his hands up her thighs.

“I had to pull a lot of strings.”

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Okay team, I need viagra fic!! It's getting dire!

Obviously, we need one of the AZ dads popping some to be able fuck the life out of Gem. And I would do a murder for Gem being a big pervert and slipping one of them something without them knowing.

But, my entire fucking kingdom for a Gemtho fic where Gem and Etho meet up for the first time and Etho is terrified that he won't be able to get hard for her. He's only had his own hand for so many years and he just works himself into a panic about it.

Anyway, he pops a viagra and then panics MORE when he gets so hard it hurts and they're only halfway through dinner. And then he realizes they never actually talked about sex, he just assumed it was on the table because she laughs at his jokes and makes fun of him and he wants it so bad he left his secret Canadian compound for her!!

But he gives himself away by being so twitchy and distracted, and when Gem clears away plates after supper and actually tries to touch him (maybe his thigh, maybe just his arm) he practically hits the roof.

When she figures it out (he admits it), she (obviously) laughs at him, but also knows she's going to spend the next 4 hours fucking the soul (and boner) right out of him.

I just want him to come and then be so whiny and desperate because he's still hard and she won't stop riding him and it hurts but he needs it. But also thinking about if he's whiny and desperate and begging her for mercy, but he's the one who has her flat on her back, pushing her leg out further so he can fuck her deeper, his thrusts so strong and steady she's already aching and wondering if she'll be able to outlast him.

But also I want him to fall asleep still hard but wake up to Gem carefully taking him into her mouth to find another way to make him come. I want her being so gentle with him that he's actually close to crying when he finally lets out a pathetic dribble of come onto her tongue, completely wrung dry.

And I want Gem to eventually collapse on him and they both sleep for like 12 hours without moving and Etho promises he'll never take viagra again, but Gem starts keeping it in her purse, just in case.