[nastychai]

‼️ MAJORS ONLY ‼️ (blocking anyone with no age in bio ♡)

alt account for all the stupid horny shit im too shy to post on main

feel free to reblog at ur discretion idrgaf as long as you’re not a minor

[smoothstone-butch]

ethubs dry humping starts as a joke when bdubs drapes himself over ethos back when he's spending too long fixing his redstone, lots of complaining from etho, with some kind of "just buck me off then, you've got it in you" comment from bdubs. which etho does do and bdubs now sprawled on the ground on his back. maybe etho has to crawl on top of him to do some redstone in the area by where his head is and bdubs won't move but instead holds him by the hips "for stability" while looking up at etho's concentrated face and the frustration of not being the focus of that attention has to change

or whatever you could do a similar thing with bdubs building something. I think if it's the other way around then etho is just like ohhh let me take a nap right here and there's zero initial grinding hes just being a troll. maybe he can get bent over that log to get a closer look at identifying the mushrooms on it

[jibbingjibberish]

pokeplay…. screams sex pollen to me 😵‍💫

truuuu!!! there's sweet scent–tbh, just the infatuation mechanic in general. but im curious if u had anything specific, nonnie

[failedzerocyclepervert]

taking all control away from them voted number 1 hottest thing you can do to a control freak 10000 years in a row

[nastychai]

How do we convince bdubs to wear a haptic vest and sync it to donations hello can anyone hear me

[gemdom]

Had a dream that the new life series required Jimmy and Bdubs to kiss In Real Life but we only got the audio of the whole thing of them both being really nervous and then bdubs being like “oh it’s no big deal, cmon let’s do it!” And then giggling afterwards and Etho played it over and over again while curled up into a ball and wishing. Wanting.

[princessdigi]

dick from a guy who is sobbing and scared

[nastychai]

bdubs letting the mask slip during sex and he bounces etho on his dick even though she already came and is overstimulated and there are tears welling up in her eyes . and he’s saying she can give him one more cant she? What, the great ethoslab is one and done? cant take just a little more? And eventually etho is shivering though another one and bdubs is really quiet for the rest of the night.

[nastychai]

I need him cumming in ethos mouth and forcing her to swallow it even though she’s a spitter

[happybunnykat]

What if I start a trend called "No one nuts November" where everyone writes about their favorite characters having bad sex that sucks and isn't fun.

[happybunnykat]

Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.

It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.

(Text version under the cut)

1. Safeword

2. Sub/dom drop

3. Loosing intrest halfway through

4. Trying something that doesn't work

5. Medical emergency (bonus points: it happens during bondage)

6. Bad/failed orgasm

7. Should have safeworded

8. "Wait, it's not supposed to hurt?"

9. "Let's never try that again."

10. Sex so bad they break up after

11. Realistic shower sex

12. Incompatible kinks

13. Threw up on that thang

14. Can't get hard/wet/aroused

15. Says wrong persons name during sex

16: ugly crying/overwhelmed

17: "I remembered you being better at this"/"I'm not impressed."/"I've had better."/"You're not hung chill"

18: Allergic reaction/cut off circulation

19. Dirty talk/degradation gets too real

20. Ignored/missed a safeword

21. Random horny confession that kills the mood for the other person/people

22. "No really, that's not going to fit."

23. Fire alarm goes off/interrupted by a third party

24. Pushing themselves into sex they aren't ready for

25. Sex toy gets stuck

26. Only one person having fun/agreeing to boring sex

27. Couple brings in a bad 3rd

28. Sex in a bad location

29. Sex so bad it kills you/one of the participants dies

30. Free day

[nastychai]

Many thoughts today

[bdoubleoobs]

yeah idk how to crop this one

full (18+ RPF ethubs)

[nastychai]

he should be getting tied up and tortured for hours until he’s sobbing. or something

[makethemfuck]

thanks for clarifying bdubs

[neutralkink]

ggggooodddd i wanna touch them while they’re talking abt their nerd stuff, i wanna see them stumble over their own words while trying to keep their focus n remember what they were talking abt i wanna hear them whimper n groan n moan n lose their miiiinnddddd😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[gemdom]

Etho and Bdubs have a level of psychosexual homoerotic tension experts had thought only possible through closeted lesbians in private catholic schools

[kllem]

nowhere to go.