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Guys lemme give y’all some tips on taking dick pics. ( cuz some of y’all be wilding ) and feel free to add ya takes or notes or whatever

1) first and foremost Lotion ya dick, like why do y’all think it’s okay to be outchea sending ashy dick pics, it puzzles me.

2) Lighting, whatever the time of day is make sure that the lighting that you’re using brings out the depth of yo meat, you’re trying to show her all you got so you might as well bring out the best quality.

3) this is over looked but ANGLES, listen bro them Angles could add another inch if you really need it, unless you walking around with the 9 in or 8 in flaccid ,don’t take a dick pic where your phone is above the meat ( nah son). go to the side or go below it. Watch that shit work wonders

4) if you got a nice watch throw that bitch on, you’re probably thinking what kind of pretentious shit is that, but bro lemme tell you that shit works my g. And she isn’t even going to know what you’re trying to do because it’s all psychology.

5) be prepared to take a lot of trial pics to get this shit right

Disclaimer: Just because you followed these steps, that doesn’t mean you will get desirable results. A dick pic isn’t about the dick it’s about the man behind the dick. So if you don’t have good dick presentation then you are going to fail. e.g your dick maybe bigger than Jay-Z but beyoncé not gonna fuck you because you not on his level ( dick presentation )