[coconut-rat]

sorry for hornyposting on main I can kms if you want. meanwhile I will continue to do this anyway

[coconut-rat]

I keep thinking about the shit I need to do. print out application bring it to uni, print out application, get tests done, bring both to the vehicular departament. learn theory, pass theory, find apartament, driving exam, getting psych evaluation and getting meds that will disallow me to drive anyway, get an english certificate uh some other stuff. find job fill out so many papers ohhh god sign up for a full day of gyno tests to see if I'm gonna die at 30. make a gov profile

[coconut-rat]

he's got such a kind smile I want him to hurt me so bad

[coconut-rat]

hit me hit me hit me hit me hit me hit me hit me why am I so pathetic that I unironically would write the drunk misato copy pasta come onnnnnn

[coconut-rat]

Sometimes I fantasize about Misato coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Please help is there any hope for me < thoughts I've had about multiple characters in the span of a year + an actual guy

[coconut-rat]

hit me hit me hit me hit me hit me hit me hit me why am I so pathetic that I unironically would write the drunk misato copy pasta come onnnnnn

[standards123]

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

[coconut-rat]

at least I'm not an active suicide risk. just sort of hoping to get snuffed

[coconut-rat]

did any of you at any point in your lives ship lawlight and want to share some fanfics you like. please. please

[coconut-rat]

ovulating & deeply depressed anybody looking to bang/smash my head in could be one or the other but don't waste my time with both lowk

[coconut-rat]

actually I'll whine more about this

flowery: idk man. idk. what do you want me to say that you don't already know. he sucks ass he tried to 'power of friendship' me I laughed like a mental patient when I kicked his ass

orange: kill her. kill her. kill her with my bare hands okay maybe there's nothing wrong with her she just reminds me of my brothers sorry that's a me thing

yellow: idk I just don't fuck with him. get yourself together man

green: sure. what were they for. genuinely. did we just forget to make a green flower and scrambled to create them

blue: very cool. idk. from the moment I saw him to the moment I said goodbye I fucked with him

aqua: pmo. why are we putting fannon chara in this bitch. except annoying and not scary at all

seth: I've ran out of things to say. honestly they just piss me off as well. they're not the shit but act like they're somehow more bearable than aqua's crazy ass

this chapter made me sincerely like berdly.

[coconut-rat]

stop showing me chapter 5 content I'm trying to pretend it doesn't exist

[coconut-rat]

only good thing about it was the weird route ok. because it made flowery not exist that's a huge fucking deal

[coconut-rat]

literally why did I have such a 2000's teenage boy day. slept until 10 went to gym played video game ate huge burger played guitar

[coconut-rat]

I'm usually outwardly calm, but when anything puts pressure on my chest, like when someone lays down on me, or when I sleep on the table, I freak out within 10 seconds. curiously, when I'm ALREADY freaked out and stressed, putting pressure on my chest seems to quell this. extrapolating, perhaps if you lay down on my chest when I'm in a neutral mood, if you stay there long enough, you could get me extremely stressed, then back to neutral. exactly the same but a process has occured

[coconut-rat]

you have no personality, of course you only get guys who want to smash. who would love you? and for what?

[coconut-rat]

those videos/posts about white parents being too soft are so real because when I was 16 I called my mom a 'fucking whore' and just got my phone taken away.

[coconut-rat]

stop showing me chapter 5 content I'm trying to pretend it doesn't exist

[coconut-rat]

got tested today because I went to the gym and came back ABSOLUTELY wrecked, so tired and groggy, and I ate before, so my stomach was full of burger and I was so sleepy...and then I remembered I had to pick up little brother from daycare and I cried a little. but I did pick him up