let the wind carry me

eht c eht c eht nepo c

[tweeterwilbury]

[dogpuppy]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

i have never been to wisconsin in daylight

[dorbu]

- The Wisconsin Vampire

[byjove]

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

[lakevida]

does anyone have the faggot crisis in the grocery store tweet i need it for my health and wellness

[lakevida]

there she is!

[officialgrocerysupermarketposts]

official grocery store post

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[bobdylanyaoi]

[theweight]

tumblr bitch: liking characters in the weight makes you a freak

me: **growls really hard**

carmen: its ok theyre just jealous babe....

me: i know carmen, i know

fanny: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW FANNY CARMEN AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

fanny: youre so boring **putting the load right on me**

me: **sighs**

miss moses: **goes down**

ol’ luke: **waiting on the judgement day**

anna lee: **kept company**

crazy chester: **catches me in the fog**

jack: 🐕

[the-kellin-under-the-vic]

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

[joleebindo-blog]

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

[lindleland]

there is so much to unpack in this clip

[lindleland]

[thememedaddy]

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[keenbugg]

bob dylan is like the batman of 60s music <- real thought i just had alright man

[some-pers0n]

It kinda scares me that there's nepo baby fandomites who've never ventured outside of their massive 70k+ Ao3 fanfiction spaces and always have 20k fics of their yaoislop right at their finger tips

[some-pers0n]

Imagine with me for a moment what it's like to exist as a person who only reads MCU yaoi fanfiction. Or someone who is obsessed with Drarry or Wolfstar. To me, it's unfathomable. It's so alien. It's like peering into some great eternally unknowable eldritch horror and coming out of it frothing at the mouth and twitching on the floor

[some-pers0n]

Wretched and revolting on all accounts. How one can live like this I will never understand. I hesitate before even calling a ship with 3 fics a rarepair. How one can complain about only 5k fics is beyond any line of rationale

[nextlevelsmp3]

sodom vs gomorrah playing at the world cup tomorrow

[techhermeticism-deactivated2019]

you only like me for who I am