let the wind carry me

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[tweeterwilbury]

[energyprison]

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

if i was in the world cup well i would just score a goal Lol then if the other team scored one i'd score another

[yuckystinkingtooth]

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[theweight]

why isnt The Band¹ more popular on tumblr...it has a polyamorous throuple, a nonbinary lesbian, an asexual cyborg AND friends to enemies to lovers????

Notes

The Band was a Canadian-American rock band formed in Toronto, Ontario, in 1967. It consisted of Canadians Rick Danko (bass, guitar, vocals, fiddle), Garth Hudson (organ, keyboards, accordion, saxophone), Richard Manuel (piano, drums, vocals), Robbie Robertson (guitar, songwriting, vocals, piano, percussion), and American Levon Helm (drums, vocals, mandolin, guitar, bass)

[carvedhopeonmywrist]

[tweeterwilbury]

[uwillneverknowwho]

Situations when it's appropriate to say "I'm always saying this":

1. When you are always saying this (factually correct)

2. When this is actually the opposite of what you're always saying (it's satire)

3. When you have never said this before in your life (how would they know!!)

4. When no one else in the world has ever said this and everyone knows that (very funny)

5. When no actual coherent words are being said (maybe I'm always saying this, like, emotionally)

[konoko]

[hisjimct]

[dogpuppy]

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

[thewingedwolf]

do you think the catholic church effectively utilized wokeness by funneling money into the colonization and rape of the americas after issuing the doctrine of discovery which effectively legalized the subjugation of indigenous peoples?

[identitty-dickruption]

every time I see someone from outside australia (or inside australia tbh) say “everything in australia wants to kill you lol” I want to scream. you are buying into colonial narratives! you are reinforcing the construction of the “aussie battler”! you are ignoring the way first nations people have lived with the land for centuries! you are participating in the homogenisation of australia in your belief that this is a land that needs to be tamed! shut up shut up shut up

[pansyfemme]

do you ever suicidalpost late at night and then come back to it in the morning and realize you sound like pjackk

[pjackk]

When i went to brasil i was in love every day