let the wind carry me

eht c eht c eht nepo c

[tweeterwilbury]

[theweight]

tumblr bitch: liking characters in the weight makes you a freak

me: **growls really hard**

carmen: its ok theyre just jealous babe....

me: i know carmen, i know

fanny: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW FANNY CARMEN AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

fanny: youre so boring **putting the load right on me**

me: **sighs**

miss moses: **goes down**

ol’ luke: **waiting on the judgement day**

anna lee: **kept company**

crazy chester: **catches me in the fog**

jack: 🐕

[the-kellin-under-the-vic]

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

[joleebindo-blog]

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

[lindleland]

there is so much to unpack in this clip

[lindleland]

[thememedaddy]

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[keenbugg]

bob dylan is like the batman of 60s music <- real thought i just had alright man

[some-pers0n]

It kinda scares me that there's nepo baby fandomites who've never ventured outside of their massive 70k+ Ao3 fanfiction spaces and always have 20k fics of their yaoislop right at their finger tips

[some-pers0n]

Imagine with me for a moment what it's like to exist as a person who only reads MCU yaoi fanfiction. Or someone who is obsessed with Drarry or Wolfstar. To me, it's unfathomable. It's so alien. It's like peering into some great eternally unknowable eldritch horror and coming out of it frothing at the mouth and twitching on the floor

[some-pers0n]

Wretched and revolting on all accounts. How one can live like this I will never understand. I hesitate before even calling a ship with 3 fics a rarepair. How one can complain about only 5k fics is beyond any line of rationale

[nextlevelsmp3]

sodom vs gomorrah playing at the world cup tomorrow

[techhermeticism-deactivated2019]

you only like me for who I am

[ohitspurple2]

[dogpuppy]

[aflo]

the asexual daddy dom: Kitten. Come straight home after work. Daddy wants to play Mario Party. *gif of a guy in a collared shirt snapping his belt*

[the-night-picture-collector]

/ Lech Wilczek, The Polish Zoologist Simona Kossak (1943 - 2007) talks to Animals

[gremlininho]

obsessed with this photo of a cat

[bandcomments]

[grimark]

tuunbaq should be in season 2 of heated rivalry