CoconutCancer

[bloomflowersbloom]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

[mel-cat]

[wally-jo]

oh my god

[trufflesmushroom]

[allaboutschool]

[laughhard]

[wavveybone]

80HD

[funnystories]

the toilet phase

when I was younger, around 3 or 4 years old, I had a phase of flushing things down the toilet. I would flush McDonald’s toys I didn’t want anymore or change I had found in my room. the biggest and most hilarious thing I ever dumped was a gallon of milk. one day I was bored and was looking around in the fridge low and behold there it was, a new gallon of milk. my tiny body dragged the bottle on the floor all the way to the bathroom. I opened the cap, let it go into the toilet, and flushed. I thought I was smart enough to let it go unnoticed but I’ll never forget what my dad yelled out when he walked in. “why in the hell is the water white?!“ my mom found the empty carton and just stared at me. .

[underwatermessarchive-deactivat]

[coconutcancer]

Being an artist and meeting other artists

Person: I'm an artist

Me: Oh cool! How much do you cry???

[trapcard]

she really put how I think into actual words like wow.

[oill-spill]

[sacred-portal]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[backforthandinbetween]

[levynite]

[oosn]

[healingisneeded]

i want some fuck tonight