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Who would win, a skinny compact pale anemic kid that can survive under any conditions or one tol beefman with rejection issues and is allergic to tap water? @shepherdofdawn
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Peace was never an option.
❣️ VALENTINES INTERACTIONS !
send one of these in to see my muse’s reaction ( add “ +reverse” for my muse to do the action to yours ) !
[ be my valentine ] to ask my muse to be your muse’s valentine.
[ ring in a box ] to propose to my muse.
[ box of chocolates ] to give my muse a box of chocolates.
[ romantic song ] to serenade my muse with a romantic song.
[ flowers ] to hand my muse a bouquet of their favourite flowers.
[ smooches ] to kiss my muse on the lips.
[ cheek kiss ] to kiss my muse on the cheek.
[ lingerie ] to gift my muse sexy lingerie.
[ dinner ] to ask my muse out to a fancy dinner.
[ breakfast ] to surprise my muse with breakfast in bed.
[ confession ] to confess romantic feelings to my muse.
[ love letter ] to give my muse a love letter.
[ chefs kiss ] to cook my muse their favourite meal.
[ oversized teddy ] to gift my muse a giant teddy bear.
[ cheesy ] to tell my muse a cheesy pickup line ( bonus if you include the line ).
[ chocolate strawberries ] to gift my muse chocolate covered strawberries.
[ rom com ] to have a rom com movie marathon with my muse.
[ jealousy ] to get jealous that my muse has a different valentine.
[ bake off ] to challenge my muse to a heart-shaped cake bake off.
[ slow dance ] to slow dance with my muse.
[ bubble bath ] to soak in a warm bubble bath with my muse.
[ rose petals ] to throw a handful of rose petals over my muse.
Gathering intel is a basic shinobi duty. And also…I was curious.
Send “🌹” for our muses to have dinner together on Valentine’s Day.
Been hiding over at @felfruit if any of you are interested...
I keep going back to this video
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❝ They’ll remember me! ❞ (from kiba)
Quotes taken from Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier, ACT II : || @sociieties
Amidst the ever growing stacks of addendums and forms of rebuilding Konoha had he sat idly, half lids almost weighing down with each word crossing his vision in what seemed to be the thousandth one he’d read that day. Slipping a glance at his personal reading was really the only way he could get through the time during his initial duties to when he could finally relax at home. To what credit he owed Tsunade for getting as far as she had. Yet, he would work tirelessly nevertheless.
His boring, though peaceful afternoon, ceased the moment Kiba had entered ranting and raving to some degree about surpassing Naruto and reclaiming his right to have the genin’s spot amongst his peers and going so far as to demand an ‘S’ rank mission alone, ending with what sounded like the loudest ‘remember me’ he had listened to, if not all of Konoha had listened to. Silence followed these notes as Kakashi had waited for the everlasting ringing he had experienced that followed the assault to his ears. A breathless sigh emitting to the response of all this abrupt electric energy.
“Sorry, but permission denied. You’d only be remembered for dying of idiotic intentions and that's not really surpassing anything is it?”
what if…. 5/6 year old kakashi did baby things sometimes.… … . ..
Guy: can you pass me that
Kakashi: *moves the thing further away*
"It takes someone who believes they can change the world to actually do it." Proximity to a person familiar provided what a far-too-changed landscape could not; some certainty in a world that could easily change without his notice. Yet, he hesitates to say more, brows knitting together beneath the silent weight of whatever was perched atop troubled mind. "Think you're up for that task...?"
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He could recall bittersweet summer days, the swell of heat of the afternoons had always broke sweat upon his back when sparing, and how Obitos attacks never changed, leaving his left flank forever open. To what credit he had owed that simple fact during the 4th shinobi war. And yet, anger had coiled itself in knots among the length of his hidden brow line, creating tension that had burned his overworked nerves. For as similar as he had been to the friend he had known amongst his fleeting memories, nothing had remained of what was -- only the dream he had possessed now twisted and bent to a moral reflection that didn't fit into Obito’s original shape. Mirrored only to compliment that of Mandara.
Forceful yet languid was a sigh that emitted itself through a nose masked as hands worked to adjust the crutch placed under his arm. Kakashi didn’t want to begin thinking of all that needed repairing or built from the destruction, desiring nothing more than to spend his remaining freedom recovering and searching for the friend concealed behind the tower of hatred that had been wrought during the years separated. Now a task he could see now was more difficult than the idea itself.
“I will do what is needed... Shouldn’t you be more worried about what will happen to you?”, he spoke finally, the darkness of the holding cells giving off more of a sinister edge to his words than necessary. Yet, as if glowing, the uchiha eyes peered back, unblinking.
❝ Would you stop acting like an asshole for one minute? ❞
Quotes taken from Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier, ACT II : || @ramenthings
Common was as best could describe the expression held on masked features, subtle was the shifting of fingers against the printed page firmly gripped betwixt gloved fingers. How worn the text had become with each read and how he would never get enough of it, despite being in the midst of yet another training session with his charges. While they had greatly improved in teamwork from the last time, they could still not pry his remaining eye from learning yet again that the heroine would meet her future love.
An attempted swipe from a hand, accompanied by the familiar shouts from the genin had broken enough of his reverie to dodge and look over to where he stood -- half lidded eyes looking at Naruto in mute response to what the obvious irritation the younger visibly expressed.
“Hm? Were you speaking?”
I love that even Kakashi is confused on how he isn’t dead yet, in spite of his best efforts.
In my head this was alot funnier
Quotes taken from Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier, ACT II :
❝ I’d almost forgotten about you. ❞
❝ I love you just the way you are! ❞
❝ In your homeland you’re a legend. ❞
❝ I’ve won scores of bloody wars and mopped the floors with my foes, but no one remembers me! ❞
❝ Say my name in these parts and you’ll get a vacant stare. ❞
❝ So to restore my repute as a fierce fearsome brute, there’s only one route I see, arrange the slaughter of millions of innocent civilians, then they’ll remember me! ❞
❝ Caked in mud, or drenched in blood you smell as fresh as a flower. ❞
❝ I’m a god on earth but darn it, even deities incarnate now and then can feel a little insecure. ❞
❝ All I want is some affection this rejection’s almost too much to endure! ❞
❝ Am I not a thing of beauty?! ❞
❝ Wouldn’t you gladly give up all of your worldly possessions just to greet me when I come home from a one sided massacre, and bathe my sweaty, bloody body with your tongue? ❞
❝ She may not love me yet, but I’m willing to bet that once I kill all her people she will! ❞
❝ Let them laugh, that’s just fine, but the last laugh will be mine ‘cause they can’t laugh when they’re all dead. ❞
❝ They’ll remember me! ❞
❝ Aren’t you busy ruining my life? ❞
❝ I noticed you weren’t at dinner, but I saw you tried to poison my wine. Usually when you do that it means you want to talk. ❞
❝ You ripped out my heart and smashed it into a million pieces! ❞
❝ I want to expect the unexpected! ❞
❝ You’re young. You don’t exactly get how things work yet. ❞
❝ And while I don’t appreciate any of your ideas, I do appreciate the fact that you have ideas! Maybe one day you’ll have some good ones! ❞
❝ How the fuck did you know it was me? ❞
❝ Don’t you trust me? ❞
❝ Take off your clothes. ❞
❝ No, you’re a liar. ❞
❝ They’ll kill me if I’m lucky, they’ll torture me if not. ❞
❝ If my crime can help improve the world we all must live in, am I not bound by duty to the people of this nation? ❞
❝ Temptation may have beckoned but I always have resisted. ❞
❝ Which way do I turn when the road’s become so twisted? ❞
❝ You think you know me as others think they know you, but there are two sides to every story. ❞
❝ The story lingers on, but the version that is drawn is twisted! ❞
❝ Fortune favours the beautiful. ❞
❝ My only crime was love. ❞
❝ But the heart wants what it wants. And sometimes what it wants is twisted! ❞
❝ I only wished to reclaim what was mine! ❞
❝ I only wished to give the people a voice! ❞
❝ It’s an unfortunate situation, but you do have a choice. ❞
❝ What remains of a man when that man is dead and gone? ❞
❝ Why protect my reputation? I’m a dead man either way. ❞
❝ The question then is whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to be well liked but ineffectual, or moral but maligned? ❞
❝ I’ll never be a hero all the citizens adore, but if I hide to save my life what has my life been for? ❞
❝ The road ahead may twist, but I will never swerve! ❞
❝ I’ll give them all the unsung anti-hero they deserve! ❞
❝ I’ve nothing left to lose, so the only path to choose is twisted! ❞
❝ Let them twist my words let the people scorn me, who cares if no one will ever mourn me?! ❞
❝ Listen! I am a mortal man and don’t understand your strange godlike tongue! ❞
❝ I’ve got to become a sorcerer! Can you do that? ❞
❝ I am not charmed by your crazy bullshit now. ❞
❝ You either need to back me the fuck up, or shut the fuck up. Got it? ❞
❝ Would you stop acting like an asshole for one minute? ❞
❝ You’re trying to seduce me! ❞
❝ You have no idea how much that girl means to me. ❞
❝ I didn’t want them to die! ❞
❝ It takes someone who believes they can change the world to actually do it. ❞
❝ When I was your age I thought I could accomplish anything I ever wanted, and more! But I didn’t. Perhaps no one does. ❞
❝ Tomorrow always comes. ❞
❝ Do not be fooled by appearances, for though it may seem small, the power to love one another is the greatest power of all! ❞
❝ I wish you didn’t have to go when our story’s just begun. ❞
❝ I wish you every happiness. ❞
❝ You’re forgetting the best part, when the two lovers are reunited and they live happily ever after. ❞
Bitches