I was in Romania and I came across a store that had Robocar Poli toys. Of course I had to check it out. But the names of (some) the toys were really… creative. Like Roy here, whose name is “Dildo Color Red”. Sadly, I didn’t buy Poli’s and Amber’s as they cost a lot of money (For a cheap toy, it’s outrageous). Their names were “Blue Buttplug” and “Vibrating Pink Toy” respectively. I’m surprised Helly and Jin weren’t with them. These cursed names even show on the receipt!
A massive shoutout to the store for having these…
Warning: While this is harmless, this contains inappropriate content, proceed to click the cut if you’re still interested
I was in Romania and I came across a store that had Robocar Poli toys. Of course I had to check it out. But the names of (some) the toys were really… creative. Like Roy here, whose name is “Dildo Color Red”. Sadly, I didn’t buy Poli’s and Amber’s as they cost a lot of money (For a cheap toy, it’s outrageous). Their names were “Blue Buttplug” and “Vibrating Pink Toy” respectively. I’m surprised Helly and Jin weren’t with them. These cursed names even show on the receipt!
A massive shoutout to the store for having these…
After months, I finally come back from my slumber with a random and short post. The (some) merch for this show is beyond expensive… I know most popular IPs have this issue and I expect it by now but it doesn’t mean it is any less annoying. I’ve seen shirts that cost a whopping 88 leva (which is 50 dollars in the USA) which is insane for a shirt with Poli’s face half-heartedly printed on it.
The toys are even worse. There are some that are somewhat justifiable (including the die cast for the Robocar Poli toys, which are just one toy for the cost of 16 leva (9 dollars)), Then there are the outrageous ones such as 312 leva (176 dollars) for a model of the RCP’s base… The resellers are making bank from desperate people, I see…
Add international shipping to all of this and you would be lurking in the streets. I don’t even know how some people are able to afford these. I know there might be some merch that are at a reasonable price, it’s just that I keep coming across a lot that cost an arm and a leg.
This is also how I find out that there are limited 10th anniversary gold variants for the rescue team, which cost 72 leva (41 dollars). For a collector’s item (I assume) I don’t mind it.
Would you look at that... my confession made it to the main tag...
Now let me add a continuation on the one before, I'm not in a good mood at all... I wanted to do this tomorrow, but I just cant take it
Do you all recall the post Polina made? Asking you all to 'torture her ocs'?
That challenge is very very stupid. What makes her think any of us cares about a stupid challenge for a story we dont even bother to acknowledge? Not all of us wants to follow on her dumb story
It doesn't sound optional at all, it sounds like shes forcing us to do it
That post always irked me in the wrong way... Not to mention the info she added was nothing less than disgusting and horrid
You all just draw and make content for whoever needs to rub one out, not be demanded by others just because theyre popular and loved by everyone else
Polina, if you see this, I hope you're embarrassed because none of us cares about your stupid challenge. Not a single person in this corner of the fandom cares.
well.. damn.. i never got a confession about this..
im putting it on the smut tag probably cause' the other post might get a fuck ton attention (or not), also so they can find the post themselves.. its not as if that the sfw fandom dont check the nsfw tag, cause they do
Codekira is back with another rant. I suggest you click away from this if you are easily offended.
So, Robocar Poli original characters made solely with the fandom’s own creativity. While I agree that they are incredibly creative and unparalleled, they are often more overdressed than a Genshin Impact character, make no sense, or both at the same time.
Then again, people can have their own fun. It’s not that serious, right? Let’s dive into the topic with a pinch of salt.
Thank you for giving me a topic to talk about, you know who you are.
Now, this is a problem most ocs have. Robocar Poli ocs, more so the robocar ones, are sometimes given clothes and excessive accessories to match. Which is completely fine. And then there’s something screaming in the back of your mind. Something that shouts at you with a burning passion.
“THEY ARE MEANT TO TRANSFORM INTO CARS!”
Yes, that’s why they are called RoboCARS. Because they can transform into robots and CARS. That’s the bane of their existence. They are robot cars. If a robocar has clothes and tries to transform a car, what do you think will happen to their clothes? Do you think it will just stay there? Absolutely not! It will tear into shreds with a second thought! Their accessories? It would probably fly away as they start to transform! And don’t even get me started with the hair. The damn hair. Something about hair on a car just makes my mind do cartwheels. What will happen to it when they transform? Will it get ripped off their head? I don’t know! Answer that question for yourself! The logical side is doing backflips looking through the pages of ocs present.
Or maybe they aren’t meant to transform into cars at all, they are just robots with the body of a car. Haha… Is that what it’s meant to be? Maybe i’m overthinking it a little… That’s right! they never transform into cars! That must be the logical answer to this dilemma!
Rant about Robocar Poli ( Unpopular opinions and I probably might get cancelled for this)
With the help of my boyfriend, I found out about this show called “Robocar Poli”. Eventually, I found myself getting hooked into the show, not for its artistic value or its target audience, but simply because of how fun and childlike it is. I mean, it’s just another generic cute little show for babies that doesn’t warrant an extended fanbase!
And then I found out about its fan domain.
Needless to say, I was surprised to see the number of fans this silly little children’s play had. It’s not uncommon for the rarest of media material to garner attention by the common folk. But as I scroll through the pages of fanmade art, roleplays, writing, or simply awkward rambling, I began to notice a few gripes that I had. Something that made me say “What? They can’t be serious!”. Something that made me flip the table in confusion.
Friends, let’s journey through the trudge of unpopular, popular, or controversial opinions that I have to get out of my chest. I know many are going to disagree, and that is fine. I am simple here to piss you off about my opinions or make you jump in joy for having the same opinions as me. It goes both ways. And remember, hate all you want, I don’t care. I have a life to live, and making this long-winded rant is simply a sidequest from living. And for those who say “Oh! It’s just a kidshow! Stop overthinking and overanalyzing it!” This is the internet. Not everything had to go through your 14 paragraphs of made up rules.
A special thanks to my boyfriend for encouraging me to voice out my thoughts and opinions about this particular matter and for helping me format this post.
THE RESCUE TEAM IS OVERRATED
Let’s start with the elephant in the room. the titular characters of Robocar Poli, the Broomstown Rescue Team. They are fawned upon by the citizens of their little town. And it seemed to have translated to the fanbase as well. Which is understandable, they are the protagonists and the main focus of the show. My only gripe is… how can people find them interesting?
To me, they seem like every generic main characters who are nice and kind and friendly to everyone. Except for Helly, who sticks out like a sore thumb for being slightly different with his playful personality. Still, they are boring to me. Nothing about them screams “Oh, this sounds like a character I am bound to be interested in!” Nothing. There is nothing to work with here.
I would even argue thst the side characters have more personality to them than the so called “main characters”. Atleast they don’t bore me every time they are on screen.
Sure, you can just make up your own bullshit for them in the long run. Headcanons in the fandom run around like rats, to the point some of them are considered canon by the community. An example of this is Poli being associated with space.
I stand with my point.
THE MISCHARACTERIZATIONS
First, Poli having a fear of caterpillars/bugs. If you’re going to add personality to the void of a character that is Poli, don’t just give him one trait and work off of it!
Around the fandom, I keep seeing Roy getting treated like a manchild. It just irks me. Not that it matters though, every fanbase has that. And I keep seeing him depicted as this “soft uwu boy” and holy shit can that archetype die already? He’s a grown man for God’s sake!
THE SIDE CHARACTERS ARE BETTER
Now this… this is the one i’m going to get hated on. Bear with me here. Where do I even begin with this?
I keep seeing people shit on the side characters for being “annoying” and “idiotic” but they couldn’t be more enjoyable. They are so full of life compared to the excuses for main characters. Watching them thrash around the screen has sent more reactions out of me than any focus they have attempted to place onto the rescue team. At least they have more traits that can be considered unique!
Also, they deserve far more recognition than what the fandom gives them. They get glossed over really quickly and it pisses me the fuck off. The rescue team live off of fanmade headcanons and backstories and they live off of their appearance on the show. See the difference?
I HATE CLEANY
This will ruin my already ruined image so bad… This character pushes me over the edge for how frugal and whiny he can get. I hate his overbearing voice. I hate his incredibly timid personality. I hate how everyone is so kind towards him and how I just want to shout at his face.
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Remember, this is my opinion.
I might post more of these in the future, if I have the ciursge to get myself trashed again. Feel free to voice your own thoughts as well. I will be reading with glee. Codekira out.
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