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military green has been looking quite good lately iykwim
but you know what they say
aunque tengas un calentón, ni placa ni galón
even if you are horny, don't go for a badge nor a stripe
little wise spanish words there for yous :)
military green has been looking quite good lately iykwim
did you truly believe my man konig was going to stop after the melon? oh no honey, he won't. he's still riding the post-nut clarity and his mind is already going though the selection of fruits he could try.
i can picture his enormous frame looking all awkward in the supermarket, walking through the produce section checking which of the fruits he wants to try is available.
and while being in the produce section is a normal thing, the fact that it's this man, with his muscular and tall man, not a sliver of skin showing and his face hiden behind his mask as he eyes the watermelons with lustful eyes definitely makes it weird.
he ends up spending a good 10 minutes trying to find the perfect watermelon, ripe enough but not too soft. it's all about the consistency of it, specially if you are going to be putting your dick inside of it.
he skilfully makes a hole in it - must he the years in the military what granted him those knife skills -. but the way it's made already says a lot about him. tight. definitely tight.
he wants to feel the way he imagines a sweet cunt would trying to take him in. stretching out and fighting to take his big dick. slowly pushing himself, deeper and deeper into the impromptu pocket pussy.
the juice of the watery fruit imitating the way a pussy would feel. already slightly wet when he first slips in, remnants of his handy work making the hole. and getting wetter and wetter as he keeps fucking into it.
the drag of the meaty fruit against his cock and the way his bulbous tip is hitting against the end of the hole, smashing against the fruit making it release more of it's watery substance.
and when it starts squirting out... man's about to pass out. that feels just like a pretty pussy squirting all over him. covering his cock, balls, lower abdomen and thighs with sticky juice. what I'm telling you, just like a pretty lass would as he keeps abusing that poor cunt with his thick leaky cock.
i must say, if ge were flexible enough, he would suck the watermelon juice off his own cock.
i said what i said
visuals
every once in a while i see another video of some watermelon fucking and i get reminded that this is a thing
not working sucks ass like give me something to doooo im going crazy in here
didn't buy the spain shirt when i could and now they don't have it anywhere T-T
rewatching outlander and the 'your honeypot is bare' and the scene as a whole ↕️😌↕️😌 strong johnny vibes right there
i looove fleshlight vids. i have a big bunch of them saved up for the lads. there is something about men being so horny and desperate that they have to fuck their needy cock into a bit of plastic like perverts because their hand is not enough. like oh sweet poor boy :(
This amazing idea, Inspired by @codnasties, quickly wrote to help bring my anxiety down. First work shift tonight, so sorry if it’s bad🥲🙏
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CW: !!MDNI!! light misogyny, icky perv!Price, breeding
What A Perv
When you had finally met Price, it took a week to joke with him over being an old fuck. Traditional man. Stupid old morals he’d subtlety hint at, no matter how much times have changed.
While he respects your abilities on the field, his old traditional brain believes you’d do much better in a kitchen or watching kids. Those old school morals, paired with his compliments being total pervert behavior.
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when missions get long and waiting becomes a tedious task, you have to find a way to entertain yourself. price's choice tends to be reading or crosswords, but I wouldn't put it past this man to just hide behind a tree and sneak a cheeky wank in. pants unzipped to pull his hard cock out and shirt pulled up, spitting on his cock before he lets his hand run up and down his members quickly. deep groan leving him as he cums, long ropes, making a mess.
i love the idea of desperate price. like big buff man being so needy he can't even keep still? give me that awooga. hips thrusting up into his fist, heavy breeder balls bouncing with every stoke. stomach tightening and he feels the orgasm beginning to wash over him, only speeding up the movements of his hand as he bucks ups and begins cumming all over his hairy stomach.
gnawing at the bars of my enclosure as i share these
when missions get long and waiting becomes a tedious task, you have to find a way to entertain yourself. price's choice tends to be reading or crosswords, but I wouldn't put it past this man to just hide behind a tree and sneak a cheeky wank in. pants unzipped to pull his hard cock out and shirt pulled up, spitting on his cock before he lets his hand run up and down his members quickly. deep groan leving him as he cums, long ropes, making a mess.
i love the idea of desperate price. like big buff man being so needy he can't even keep still? give me that awooga. hips thrusting up into his fist, heavy breeder balls bouncing with every stoke. stomach tightening and he feels the orgasm beginning to wash over him, only speeding up the movements of his hand as he bucks ups and begins cumming all over his hairy stomach.
also got a couple price coded vids that i will share with y'all :)
anyways, even after everything i loved scotland
definitely coming back and visiting more places :)
visited scotland an 10/10 fucking loved it
definitely recommend
entire thing soured by a company that we had a tour with fucking up greatly and leaving us behind T-T and it wasn't our fault, we were there on time, but this wanker was moving us around, telling us different things and only to tell us that we had missed the bus. no, we had not, you told us to be in the wrong place multiple times.
and i have to laugh, because they offered us to book the same trip tomorrow, a laughable 20% price return and another free tour. a free tour that we would still have to pay out of pocket. i'm tired of capitalistic ass monsters that companies are.
we lost time, sleep because of waking up early and are going to miss on some plans because of the change of date. and it's going to be lovely waking up at 5am 4 days in a row...
visited scotland an 10/10 fucking loved it
definitely recommend
is this
is this the Jacob's ladder they always talk about??