Pack or nothing.

Cody / 18 / Senior Yeah, I work at the Public Library. And no, you may not ask me about the librarians again. Beta.

[cody--watson]

Great.

[petrovacupcake]

Thanks I guess. So have you found your phone yet?

[cody--watson]

Nah, I think I'm going to have to buy a new one.

[cody--watson]

Great.

[charlie-waters]

Oh my. You’ve really got this planned out, haven’t you?

I only see one flaw in your plan: you lost your phone.

[cody--watson]

That's why I'd steal it! Haven't you been listening to my whole rant?

[cody--watson]

Great.

[petrovacupcake]

I don’t know. I’ve gotten told before that people don’t like me cause I’m too positive.

[cody--watson]

That's bullshit! I know what too positive is, and, so far, you're pretty much normal.

[cody--watson]

Great.

[petrovacupcake]

That’s true except for me it’s guys. I’ve never actually met someone who likes thinking positive.

[cody--watson]

Why would anyone like thinking negatively? You gain nothing out of it and only make yourself feel worse.

[cody--watson]

Great.

[petrovacupcake]

Nope.

[cody--watson]

You're giving up too fast. The bright side is I can use that excuse to get girl's numbers.

[cody--watson]

Great.

[petrovacupcake]

Well at least then hhhhhhmmmm I got nothing for that. 

[cody--watson]

C'mon. You can find the bright side to that.

[cody--watson]

Great.

[charlie-waters]

Who would you call? Homeless people have homeless people friends so you wouldn’t have anybody to call.

[cody--watson]

Maybe some of your friendly aliens. Or Old Woman Josie, maybe one of her angels could help me by. Or the City Council Office and complain about my currently being homeless and ask for some financial aid. Or look for some employment, assuming I got fired from my job. Or, y'know, just play some Angry Birds until the battery runs out.

[cody--watson]

Great.

[charlie-waters]

I might be. And if I was, what you just said would be very offensive.

[cody--watson]

Sorry? But I would probably steal a phone if I were one. Probably. Most likely. It's a necessity now.

[cody--watson]

Great.

[petrovacupcake]

Well you start the last place you remember having it and end at the place you realized you didn’t have it. At least if you get a new phone it will be a new phone.

[cody--watson]

I'll have to remember that. The bad part is that I'll have literally no numbers in it.

[cody--watson]

Great.

[petrovacupcake]

Yeah most of the time. I try retracting your steps. If you can’t find it I hope you have insurance cause then you’ll probably need s new one.

[cody--watson]

But how do you remember what you did through out the day? I mean, every single place you went to? I think I need a new one. Great, huh?

[cody--watson]

Great.

[petrovacupcake]

Losing your phone. I misplace mine at least 10 times a day. 

[cody--watson]

But you find it, right? I think someone stole mine... At least someone took it from where I think it fell on the subway entrance.

[cody--watson]

Great.

[petrovacupcake]

You get used to it.

[cody--watson]

Losing your phone or generally having bad luck?

[cody--watson]

Great.

[charlie-waters]

Are you accusing me of something?

[cody--watson]

Are you a homeless person?

[cody--watson]

Great.

[charlie-waters]

No way. Who would want to steal that piece of junk except the aliens that haven’t developed that technology yet?

[cody--watson]

Maybe a homeless person in need of a phone?

[cody--watson]

Great.

[charlie-waters]

Aliens.

[cody--watson]

Really? I was thinking more amongst the lines of someone having stolen it.

[theindiawoolf-blog]

I don’t think I stuttered. 

[cody--watson]

No, I just hadn't heard of topless tuesday before.

[cody--watson]

Great.

I lost my phone. Ugh.