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[coffeeandrainyskies]

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She isn’t worth all the attention, but she’s like an itch, one has to scratch.

[bat-cat-reader]

We all know 🕷 regularly lurks on Tumblr, obsessively keeping tabs on every single thing people say about her and her imaginary love story. That must be giving her one hell of a stomach ulcer, because the laughter at her expense has gone global. She's not controlling the narrative anymore she's become the punchline 🔪😜😈

😁

[coffeeandrainyskies]

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[craighnadonuts]

Ode to The poem that struck a nerve

She scrolls the depths of Tumblr's pit,

And weeps at every scathing hit.

Then runs to him, her famous beau,

To put on a defensive show.

"A Story, quick! Defend my name!

Tell them I’m sweet, dispel the blame!"

She begs him for a glowing post,

Because she needs to be loved most.

He sighs and taps the glowing screen,

To paint her as a saint serene.

But while he posts the polished spin,

The whole world sees the farce within.

No filter hides the desperate ploy,

A fabricated PR toy—

Where all can see, both far and wide,

The hollow act she tries to hide.

For everyone sees right through the fragile act,

Her thirst for love is a well-documented fact.

The more she begs for digital applause,

The more the internet dissects her flaws.

And no amount of Stories he can share,

Will ever make smart people truly care.

[coffeeandrainyskies]

Totally correct! 💃

[coffeeandrainyskies]

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[coffeeandrainyskies]

So this MPC-gala weekend has made me feeling sick in my stomach. The audacity of the Merry Widow was up in my throat long before this weekend though.

I don’t think Sam understands how much he destroys by dating that golddigging opportunistic slut.

I read somewhere they started dating while her husband was dying. If so, Sam has sunken lower than a limbo-dancer without a skeleton. What the hell drives him to this desperate decision.

She is not that good looking, she is totally woowoo (coming from me that means something, since I am pretty woowoo myself). She seems to be a scammer (horses drooling over you.. what does that help? Nothing, you just need to do more laundry). All those ”sweet wise” things she posts makes me annoyed. No, I am not jealous of her, I don’t want to be that shallow and empty. Everything isn’t about jealousy.