Can you inject caffeine into your bloodstream?

Just your average gay tumblr bitch who likes to draw and write :3

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@the-hamilton-files-author for Allie

[the-hamilton-files-author]

I’ll give it to him ty sm 😁👌🏼

(Update he doesn’t want it and he punted it out of the car window)

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You know this won't work on allie 😔 his horny is too strong

[the-hamilton-files-author]

So child.

I am planning on reading the Hamilton Files.

However, I need to know

IsAlliejustanicknameforAlexpleaseIamsoconfused

Yes, Allie is just a lil cute nickname for Alex 😉

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And so is "whore"

Just a cute lil thing we do around here <3

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Heheh @the-hamilton-files-author

[the-hamilton-files-author]

Eyo pls remind me what type of gun Allie's personal gun it (I don't know how to spell it's name so I'm not gonna), I need it for an illustration

This is the Taran Tactical Glock 34 Gen 5 Carry Optics Combat Master. Or as I call it in THF, Eurmaeker. If you have any more questions PLEASE let me know, I would be more than happy to answer them if it means getting THF fanart!!!! <3 <3 <3 sending ALL my love :DD

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Glock glock gimme that cock

[the-hamilton-files-author]

Thf fans: god we love these characters! Theyrw so amazing

Also thf fans: so how can we torture Allie today?

Allie:

[the-hamilton-files-author]

I'm sending this now for when you read it. What do you think of my accomplishment? I'm proud of chapter one :)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29531682/chapters/72562713

Go and read it, folks. THF fanfic is GOOD fanfic and this is GOOD ❤️❤️❤️

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

There's a clickable link

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@the-hamilton-files-author I will not be stopped. I adore it.

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@the-hamilton-files-author Randy is done! Now to finish Alex :)

Purple felt like a good color on him :)

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me trying not to drop spoilers in the thf group chat:

[firthycreature]

Look I'm scared now

Does it mean rallie actually fuck at some point omg

[the-hamilton-files-author]

alright I need to address this head on IMMEDIATELY.

NO rallie does NOT fuck EVER in a million fucking years. It does not happen. It will not happen, and it never DID happen.

The answer is a F A T NO

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You seem defensive

[the-hamilton-files-author]

he's trying to get thf chapter 26 spoilers

I can still see you.

yep. Still can see you.

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Oh you fucker

[the-hamilton-files-author]

Hi everyone!!!! 

Today, my first of my only two fics I’ve made, “Wait For It”, reached twenty-thousand hits. I want to thank all of you so much, as I know some of you have read WFI and brought it to this number that brought TEARS to my eyes.

I hope with all of my heart that THF can follow ❤️ Thank you all from the bottom of my heart for twenty-thousand. See you next chapter :DD

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Cut to all the times I've read both fics entirely

[the-hamilton-files-author]

Concept: THF slice-of-life comics (obviously not canon) where the punchline is just Randy's ghost floating around. Lowkey inspired by @twilightbutokayer

If you make it, I’ll fucking post it. this is brilliance. 

(that is, of course, if Randy is truly dead)

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YOU KNOW WHAT-

[the-hamilton-files-author]

Me, sick off my ass: I can not function for anything

Also me: rereading thf for the millionth time

You are functioning correctly, worry not.

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Good to know good to know