this barbie needs a nap

call me coffee || 26 || she/they

[wind-rider]

Foundryside is already an unhinged trilogy but Locklands is absolutely the greatest example of this.

You have the tragic lesbians, the traumatized middle-aged woman, the sapient key, the former ray of sunshine, and the godlike being with near-absolute power over reality.

All of them except for the godlike being are in a hivemind together.

The key is the god’s absent father who is being haunted by his dead wife.

They are trying to break into the backrooms of the universe before a different, eviller hivemind does.

What the fuck is happening.

[mafuyuh]

little guys in ghibli movies

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[devinellekurtz]

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

[macrolit]

This is 50 years old. Happy 80th birthday, Bob Dylan!

[itberice]

Two guns at once? That's kinda lame.

[seadeepspaceontheside]

Stupid ugly statement

[specialvalentinesunit]

[sapphicstaring]

Mariska Hargitay as Olivia Benson in Law & Order: SVU 14x11 “Beautiful Frame”

[homunculus-argument]

thoughts?

No thanks, I'm trying to quit.

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[gigi-b]

God forbid a girl be both whimsical and full of rage

[fearlessoliviabenson]

Mariska Hargitay as Olivia Benson Law & Order: SVU 1.08

[barrisscoffees]

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Monarch: Legacy of Monsters (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: May Olowe-Hewitt | Corah Mateo/Cate Randa, Cate Randa & Kentaro Randa, May Olowe-Hewitt | Corah Mateo & Kentaro Randa Characters: May Olowe-Hewitt | Corah Mateo, Cate Randa, Kentaro Randa, Emiko Randa Additional Tags: Star Wars AU, Canon-Typical Violence, tw: suicidal ideation, i hope you are all prepared for the truly glacial pace at which i anticipate updating this Summary:

TRAGEDY in the galaxy! The GALACTIC REPUBLIC has fallen and the EMPIRE expands its control every day. ORDER 66 has decimated the JEDI ORDER, and in the midst of it all, JEDI KNIGHT CATE RANDA struggles to stay alive. She must travel to her home world of MON TORRI in hopes to find refuge there…

[crazyintheeast]

I just realised that Apex has Cate’s connection to Cocai on video and that May specifically told them that the device cannot work on a Titan because they are so huge . But you know what it could work on? A human . They have set up everything for Apex to kidnap Cate and use the device on her so they could get to Cocai . Can you imagine how horrific this will be to watch ? May watching in horror as the woman she loves is tortured by her own work?

[peachmoths]

unreleased footage from the helicopter scene in monarch

[afloweroutofstone]

This is the first time in my life when it's actually fair to criticize the President for gas prices. I've spent so many years explaining to people that Presidents have pretty limited influence over the price of oil and that they do not have a magical lower-gas-prices button on their desk, I almost forgot that the President does actually have a raise-gas-prices button on their desk called "start a war with Iran for no reason"

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

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