less schemes more mischief

spam reblog / storage account my main is @coffee-gardens header and pfp by me

[coffeegardens-misc]

My main art account is @coffee-gardens

Header and pfp by me

This is my spam reblog account don't worry about it

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

when the curse is lifted

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[chloesimaginationthings]

You won’t die just yet in FNAF Michael Afton,,

[notahorseindisguise]

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

[notahorseindisguise]

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

[notahorseindisguise]

i need to type with more of an accent

[notahorseindisguise]

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 79

Bowser (Nintendo)

Scrub Daddy (Real Life)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 6 hours 4 minutes

Tenna fanart is by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 78

Shane Hollander (Heated Rivalry)

Chuuya Nakahara (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Preminger (Barbie: The Princess and the Pauper)

Remaining time: 6 hours 4 minutes

[idolomantises]

Milestone

[Tapas / Ko-fi / Patreon]

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[void-of-existence]

HE KNOWS OH MY GODS

I SCREAMED ALOUD

[kyri45]

I don't usually reblogs but

GUYS HE KNOWS EVERYONE SCATTERS

[emiqip]

"Bloodymary is fucking peak!!" I scream at the enraged mob, hollering at me to die.

"He's right!" A voice echoes from the back of the crowd.

I raise my head- Markiplier from YouTube is smiling at me.

[zinaanqar07]

What I am about to say is the hardest thing I have ever written. I stood there frozen, unable to breathe, and I almost collapsed while looking at my sister in front of me, and I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and does not support me with even a single word and ignores us.

[zinaanqar07]

The doctors said severe malnutrition and weakness caused this terrifying moment, and without urgent treatment it could happen again at any time, so I ask, can you help me get treatment for my sister?

[zinaanqar07]

I am begging you from the deepest place in my heart—please don’t ignore us in this moment. Donate now if you can, because your donation could be the reason my sister survives.

[zinaanqar07]

My sister is still fighting for her life, and every second counts. If you have the means, any small donation can help Esraa’s campaign to save my sister’s life.

[neechees]

Last donation was 22 hours ago

[save-the-child-ronza]

Guys please we need you, don’t leave us alone, help with whatever you can I able, your help make big difference for us and for my sister life

[kingshezza]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN JUNE STARTS IN 2 DAYS IT WAS DECEMBER 2 HOURS AGO

[100493503004422]

me [completely out of touch with my feelings, trying to describe an emotion]: I feel, um, glittery? buzzy. like peeling my skin off

[sibbydoo]

Meet cute? Uhhhh not with these two I don't think

I really wanted to add more to this but I didn't have any solid foundation — legit just started drawing and boom, bloodymary! Still, I'm hoping to write a one-shot based on this soon :3

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[ozempicofficial]