Colliding R Reallying @coffeegymnast - Tumblr Blog

Had a nightmare where Caine talked like ChatGPT. It was so terrifying that I woke up crying and panicking and started stabbing random people on the street.

I also like Gangle, she's cute.

transmascmarypoppins

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

cecilsrandomeverything

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

spacefinch

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

chatblancofficial

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

huewrite

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

gossamermouse

this is not a place of honor

jackviator

dinosaurana

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

pokeween

im actually fucking crying right now

moon111111

tallyhallfacts

i was eating Burger when i had been struck with the greatest idea to ever ideate. not the best drawer but you get the idea

somecunttookmyurl

me standing in the living room: this room does not look.... straight

the room:

somecunttookmyurl

i'm pretty sure there is not a single straight line in this apartment btw like even my front door is at an angle

azzandra

Hey OP, do you live in a funhouse?

somecunttookmyurl

well i am a clown so

somecunttookmyurl

in its defence i am like... 85%? sure the floor is level.

i make no such claims about the ceiling but it's hard to tell bc they're 2m90 / 9ft 6 high and i am so very far away from them

somecunttookmyurl

sat on the toilet like. oh yeah. there are zero straight lines in here

somecunttookmyurl

lads i'll not lie. rendering my living room to scale is......... not better

somecunttookmyurl

standards have dropped so low that i just said the walk in cupboard was straight bc the right wall is only 2cm longer than the left and the back only 3cm longer than the front

99% sure this is the straightest part of the whole flat and it's a cupboard

somecunttookmyurl

measuring everything in here so i can render it properly to plan furniture and my god there are so many angles

so far of the forty (40) angles ive measured... 2 of them are actual right angles

i still have 2 rooms to go

somecunttookmyurl

a grand total of 3 right angles exist in this apartment

somecunttookmyurl

i did have to do this plan AGAIn bc the blueprint software kept adjusting all the lengths and angles to try and make it make sense so i had to do every room separately and stitch them together the reality is somehow worse

there's a man coming wednesday to do an energy efficiency report that involves taking the dimensions of the rooms and i am SO EXCITED to see bill's soul leave his body

daizy-head

Dawg what kind of wacky mirror did the builders use to look at their speed squares through while that room was being built lmfao

crowpea

Hey Wacky Dawg, Say Something FUNNY!

Actually, I have something serious on my mind today.

teox9560

Deltarune Invicibly Wobbly edits (made with help of @cubyhimself and @Maxtheverysilly for audio)

I thought this would be a good time to start uploading on Tumblr too

redstonedust

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.