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hey nerd. right clickss you and this drop down appears. Well Well Well....,
Round 3
most iconic asexual
Spongebob Squarepants
Mordecai Heller
the only mordecai i know is the bluejay
its definitely spunch bop
can we just take a moment
Everytime I think about Kinger using Caines full name i laugh
Kinger: "Creative Artificial Intelligence Networking Entity!! you're in timeout!!"
Caine: " :(((((( "
Edit: made art for this here ;p
fritter tries to make spamton cartoony
flanpreg
Had a nightmare where Caine talked like ChatGPT. It was so terrifying that I woke up crying and panicking and started stabbing random people on the street.
I also like Gangle, she's cute.
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you
im actually fucking crying right now
i was eating Burger when i had been struck with the greatest idea to ever ideate. not the best drawer but you get the idea
me standing in the living room: this room does not look.... straight
the room:
i'm pretty sure there is not a single straight line in this apartment btw like even my front door is at an angle
Hey OP, do you live in a funhouse?
well i am a clown so
in its defence i am like... 85%? sure the floor is level.
i make no such claims about the ceiling but it's hard to tell bc they're 2m90 / 9ft 6 high and i am so very far away from them
sat on the toilet like. oh yeah. there are zero straight lines in here
lads i'll not lie. rendering my living room to scale is......... not better
standards have dropped so low that i just said the walk in cupboard was straight bc the right wall is only 2cm longer than the left and the back only 3cm longer than the front
99% sure this is the straightest part of the whole flat and it's a cupboard
measuring everything in here so i can render it properly to plan furniture and my god there are so many angles
so far of the forty (40) angles ive measured... 2 of them are actual right angles
i still have 2 rooms to go
a grand total of 3 right angles exist in this apartment
i did have to do this plan AGAIn bc the blueprint software kept adjusting all the lengths and angles to try and make it make sense so i had to do every room separately and stitch them together the reality is somehow worse
there's a man coming wednesday to do an energy efficiency report that involves taking the dimensions of the rooms and i am SO EXCITED to see bill's soul leave his body
Dawg what kind of wacky mirror did the builders use to look at their speed squares through while that room was being built lmfao
Hey Wacky Dawg, Say Something FUNNY!
Actually, I have something serious on my mind today.