Keni
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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if i look back, i am lost
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@coffeeinsomniaandmurder-blog
my favorite scene in the whole tv history
the only sad thing about this scene being in picture form is that you can’t hear the way Garcia says “Quantico”. Kwan-tee-co.
the best 90 seconds of television ever filmed
This is seriously amazing.
Hello yes 911 I just witnessed a fucking murder
Boy or Girl?
by Kori Michele
Originally published in Chainmail Bikini, 2015
A comic about being a nonbinary transgender person and playing video games.
Sometimes I forget that I once slapped a Canada goose across the face
And survived?
… are you a wizard
How and why?¿??¿???
I was feeding ducks because I was sad and this fucking goose lands in between all the little baby ducks and starts hissing and flapping at me and I decided I was having none of that so I slapped it across the face and it flew away
I wasn’t really thinking about possible consequences, I was depressed and reacted instinctively. I just wanted to feed cute little ducks and mope and this goose tried to ruin my pity party so I slapped it
And that’s the goose story
*pats u* it is ok
A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad
#this is team skull
The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.
I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING
guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works
I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)
woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true
It did work a few days after I did it 🙏🏻
yep i’m still obsessing over hamilton, drawn in PS
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PICTURE AND SHE WAS IN A DIFFERENT COSTUME THIS IS AMAZING
I AM STILL FUCKING ANGRY AT HOW GOOD THIS IS
I had to zoom in to realize. I read the comments and thought “No. That’s a picture, isn’t it?” Then I zoomed in. Oh my gosh. This is SO GOOD.
Too good to not reblog
Wait…you’re telling me this ISN’T REAL?!?!?
*Whispers* Magic is real
this is amazing she looks so good in gold!!
this is so beautiful holy crap
I’M SOBBING
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS I’M SO WEAK TOWARDS PET POV THINGS DONT DO THIS TO ME ;-;
anyone else really happy they got over their “i hate the color pink” phase
Why were we all so extra
Internalised misogyny
First things first...
MISHA COLLINS IS GOING TO BE ON TIMELESS PLAYING ELIOT NESS HE WAS KRIPKE’S FIRST PICK AND WE WILL GET TO SEE HIM IN ANOTHER ROLE AND HE IS FUCKING AMAZING HONESTLY IF YOU DON’T KNOW THAT I LOVE HIM BY NOW IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU IM SO HAPPY FOR MY BEAN
Second things second…
Misha is going to be playing Eliot Ness.
Destiel Shippers rise because
Someone
Loves
Eliot
Ness
Parenting 101
I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING
Bushwick 6th grader Ciro Ortiz has been spending the last few Sundays with a stand at the Bedford Avenue L stop, giving straight talk advice to straphangers the way only an 11-year-old can.
Like any superhero, Ortiz has a tragic backstory, which in this case is that he’s bullied by asshole kids at his middle school. Even in the face of that though, Ortiz’s mother says that he takes his profits and buys food and snacks for kids who can’t afford them. Truly, this is a child too good for both middle school and this Earth
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Be the change, Ciro. From one bullied kid to another, you are doing the exact right thing. I love seeing young POC doing things like this. Proud of you!
#LatinoKids #POCbusiness
oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
danish tv is the best thing ever
“Okay :(”
He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.
I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like
“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”
I’ve watched this so many times that just seeing it cross my dash makes me start giggling
Canadian Nightmare
JESUS CHRIST WHO THE FUCK LET THAT EXIST
The Canadian regionalization DLC for Nyan Cat looks amazing.
This is nothing I wanted and yet everything I ever needed
Bless you Canada and your gigantic dinosaur snowplow monsters
Woo woo, motherfucker!
@a-mahariels-travels
Goddamned Mezolithic Megafauna’s what that is. Goddamned warranty expired on those things centuries ago, but do they care? Do they go decently extinct, like the ground sloth, gigantopethicus, or wooly rhino? Fuck that, they’re doing downhill runs on your favorite skiing course is what. Because Fuck it, is why.
Now I understand why moose are built the way they are.
It’s so they can gallop untrammelled through six-odd feet of snow.
Jesus Christ I read those mother fuckers could run 55km an hour but seeing it is another thing especially plowing through the snow
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY
THIS IS BEYOND ICONIC
I’m going to need some gum, a diamond, and a fire extinguisher.
Should……………………should I be consered?
The most bitter rivalry or the most tragic love story.
THIS IS THE BEST TARGETED AD I HAVE EVER SEEN PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A GOAT I LOVE THEM SO MUCH OMG LIKE IF I ACTUALLY GOT THIS IN THE MAIL I WOULD CRY I WOULD BE SO HAPPY
Use code screaminggoat
@deadboyslikeme @saluriel This is the most important post I’ve ever reblogged
