Well that's not right.

So apparently the same weird spell crap or whatever they're calling it that the others went through has happened to me too. I'm just supposed to be a coffee maker. Something's gone wrong here. [[Marvel RP account for Tony Stark's personified coffee maker (Idek). Tracking the tag #coffeestark.]]

[aszkietka-blog]

[feyminism-blog]

[coffeestcrk]

Joel Mchale at the 2013 NBC Upfront Presentation Red Carpet Event at Radio City Music Hall in New York City

[janetleigh]

[glassmenagerie]

I guess we feel like we’re sort of all a family, and Jeff and I are like your Greendale parents.

[sowk7]

[lovethyarmor-deactivated2013051]

coffeestark started following you

[lovethyarmor-deactivated2013051]

“What did the toaster d-..Wait, my appliances talk to each other? This is it. I’ve officially gone crazy. I need more sleep.”

[coffeestcrk]

"Well, what else do you think we do when we have nothing to do all day?!"

"You're not crazy, though. It's just that apparently the universe's perception of normality has changed."

[coffeestcrk]

M!A: You act like a lost puppy, lost and confused and in search of family and friends. You become very clingy to a person of your choice.

"Oh, hel--"

[POOF!]

Phillip looks around, frowning, before starting to whine. "WHERE'S ALICE?"

[ironspideysuit-blog]

I have no idea what's going on. || Open

[ironspideysuit-blog]

Accepting the cup silently she takes a sip, relaxing for a moment.

“You rock.”

[coffeestcrk]

He nods, a smile on his face. "I'm aware."

[coffeestcrk]

Nana nana nana nana, nana nana nana nana COFFEE

"Apparently I have a theme song now."

[ironspideysuit-blog]

I have no idea what's going on. || Open

“But everyone’s either worked up or upset. And I’m just sitting here like…”

“…’I could do with some coffee. I need coffee.’ What the heck is going on out there?”

[coffeestcrk]

He says nothing and simply hands over a cup of coffee to her.

[sillymuggles-blog]

Jeff and Britta in Horror Fiction In Seven Spooky Steps

[askboxmemes]

Give my character unwanted advice

[heybucky-deactivated20140716]

Bonus points if I take it.

[lovethyarmor-deactivated2013051]

coffeestark started following you

[lovethyarmor-deactivated2013051]

“How exactly did you become human? I just hope the toaster doesn’t start sprouting legs and walking around.”

[coffeestcrk]

"To be honest, I hope so as well. The toaster isn't exactly my best friend."

[whalesusedtobewolves]

SHIT THEY SAW ME!

[rescue1616potts]

Replies may be scarce for the rest of today for both Rescue and Phillip.

[lovethyarmor-deactivated2013051]

coffeestark started following you

”..Either I’m going crazy or you’re my coffee maker. Why are all my things turning into people? First the suits, now my appliances?”

[coffeestcrk]

"I'm just as surprised as you are. Hi, I'm Phillip. And don't worry, I can still make coffee."

[thebleedingedge37-blog]

Tired now.

[thebleedingedge37-blog]

“Useless?” The brunette wrinkled her nose, “I don’t think you’re useless at all. After a while you’ll pick up on a lot of things! Some of the suits are learning really fast. South Paw is cooking, Iron Spider is making webshooters…” Alice trailed off with a small smile, “I’m kinda useless just now. A-anyways, one day if you’d like, you could make me my first cup of coffee!”

[coffeestcrk]

"You've never had coffee?" He asked, his eyes widening, though he didn't really want to make a big deal of it, but still. She'd never had a cup of coffee? "How long have you been a human for, anyway?" Phillip asked, a small frown forming on his face. Though he probably should have been focusing on the fact that Alice had just called herself useless, he was more caught up on the fact that she'd never had coffee. The priorities of a coffee machine.