Paradise Lost.

RP/Ask blog for a fiend gang lead by Coffin Bones. Members include: Michael Fenbrant. Dagonet. Gary. and Arm-y Rodrigez

[coffinbones]

How much of a self-centered prick would I be if I had Lucius be Arm-y's benefactor and the guy who finagled him into the Legion as a boy??

[fourarmedfiend]

Just a warning, there’s going to be a lot of scorpions on this blog.

Oh! Also! I’ve been thinking of changing Arm-y’s name to something a bit more Legion-y. But I’m on the fence. Help me make this executive decision. Gimme a yay or nay!

[coffinbones]

Just wanted to give this a little more viewage. This IS Arm-y's birthplace after all.

[coffinbones]

Another Shameless Self Promo

http://fourarmedfiend.tumblr.com/

Take pity on my shitty soul

[coffinbones]

Just a heads up to all the Arm-y fans. If you want to interact with him he has his own blog now. A legion blog. But I am willing to do AU things with him where he is a fiend again.

[coffinbones]

Another Shameless Self Promo

http://fourarmedfiend.tumblr.com/

Take pity on my shitty soul

[coffinbones]

IT. IS. DONE

---I couldn't help it---

[coffinbones]

[GLOWERS AT]

[Smirks, showing off pointy, yellow teeth] 

[gallusgams-blog]

[Gallus gives the slightest nod of his head, clenching his fists at his sides before turning and walking away rather stiffly. As far as he’s concerned, he’d like to forget this encounter ever happened.]

[coffinbones]

[Armando simply watched the other man walk away and chuckled, shaking his head and letting Gallus walk away for the sake of not truly and completely making the other man hate him]

[coffinbones]

help me I love Arm-y more as a Legion dick than I do as a Fiend dick and that means I have no place to put this fuck. Can't make another blog. Unless there is an overwhelming desire for a Arm-y legion blog I will not do this.

[coffinbones]

My mother made a slip up and it's relevant to this blog.

[galoogamelady]

Because this blog hit 3200+ followers and I like doing these things.

How to participate: be my follower and reblog this post! (one entry per person) No giveaway blogs plz and keep your ask box open in case you win! The prizes are: -lineart portrait of your choice -flat color portrait of your choice -shaded portrait of your choice When is the deadline? 05.05.2015 midnight (Mountain Time) How will I choose the winners? random number generator

Keep in mind: I am working on my personal stuff and commissions so the giveaway prizes might not be priority projects but as always, I will try to finish them in a reasonable time. :)

Thank you all again for following me and being so cool! I really appreciate your comments and asks even if I don’t always reply. :)

[coffinbones]

The fight that earned Armando his Praetorian rank. What I am too lazy to do is finish this comic; in which Arm-y lifts the dead, eviscerated man over his head and rips him in half like a fucking hulk.

[coffinbones]

((GAUTIER AND COFFINS. COFFINCAKES LIVES ON IN MY HEART.))

I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other

I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together | According to Coffin Bones Gautier has no choice they are going to GET MARRIED SOMEDAY

Children: No | Yes | They’d think about it

General Opinion:  

Coffin really REALLY likes Gautier. A whole bunch. He’s the man of her dreams and they are destined to be together and if other people even think of telling her otherwise she’ll headbutt them right in the dick. RIGHT. IN. THE. DICK.

She is super sensitive and yet completely immune to Gautier’s insistence that she is a dumb baby and he doesn’t like her. For the most part she ignores what he says, but sometimes he hurts her feelings and she HAS threatened him with hatchets before. Needless to say; she’s going to milk any sympathy she can get out of him in regards to her arm. 

[coffinbones]

THE FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN COFFIN AND SIRIUS

I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other

I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together

Children: No | Yes | They’d think about it

General Opinion:

Coffins LOVES Sirius. After the unfortunately death of her radroach Bugface; Coffins has been a rather lonely kid with a love for animals of all sorts. She’s also the sort to give animals silly voices and make them dance and talk, Sirius is an all encompassing fantasy for Coffin. A dog that can talk and is smart like people? Yes PLEASE.

If it was up to Coffin Bones; she’d invite Sirius to join her fiend gang ASAP

[coffinbones]

[GLOWERS AT]

[Smirks, showing off pointy, yellow teeth] 

[gallusgams-blog]

[Gallus’s eyes widen and his posture stiffens; he knits his eyebrows together in something between being alarmed and concerned that this conversation still isn’t over.]

That. Would be your prerogative. [His voice comes out rather strained and he draws his lips together in a thin line, taking a deep breath to restrain himself.]

[coffinbones]

[When Gallus didn’t comply, Armando merely sighed and let his shoulders slump. Hazing was only fun for so long and despite all evidence to the contrary, the mutant didn’t like to bully people without reason] I suppose it is. You have my permission to leave Gallus. But next time you feel the need to tell me about how much I don’t belong here--just come out and say it rather than glaring like a petulant brat. [Armando simply smirked]

[coffinbones]

Pls give mun prompts. Dating prompts. I know my characters have 0 interactions but let me speculate and dream

[demrpmemesandinboxstuff-blog1]

SEND ME A SHIP AND I'LL DO THIS THING

[coffinbones]

The ship is my:

I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other 

I’d consider the relationship:  Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together

Children:  No | Yes | They’d think about it

General Opinion:

[coffinbones]

[GLOWERS AT]

[Smirks, showing off pointy, yellow teeth] 

[gallusgams-blog]

I… [A thin flush creeps up Gallus’s neck and he gulps, shaking his head irritably. What a frustrating man this Armando is.] I complied with your order. To the best of my abilities. Was my smile…unacceptable?

[coffinbones]

It was terrible [Armando frowns] Just a blemish on the world. It is the worst fake smile I have ever seen in the history of shitty fake smiles. And I’ve seen a few. Hmm no, it was sub par at best. Who taught you to smile? Was it Arturos? That old fart! [Tosses his head back to roll his eyes up at the sky in mock annoyance] I’ll have that bastard tossed into the river, what a sham.

[Looks back at Gallus and offers up that disconcerting grin of his before shrugging] Try again. I’ll determine if this misfire of a smile is punishable. 

[coffinbones]

[GLOWERS AT]

[Smirks, showing off pointy, yellow teeth] 

[gallusgams-blog]

Gcckkk…! [Gallus flinches and tries to jerk his head away, his eyebrows furrowing together in anger and confusion. This is hardly acceptable behavior from a Praetorian, in his opinion.]

[coffinbones]

[Fortunately for Armando, if anyone ever questioned his behavior he usually beat them down. So his behavior was not often times scrutinized. He let Gallus move away and held his hands up in mock surrender] Apologies Gallus, you just seemed to be having such a hard time with it. Perhaps next time I shouldn’t help and punish you for not being able to comply with an order?