a wolf among sheep

EVERYTHING I'VE EVER LET GO OF HAS CLAW MARKS ON IT.

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[homoerotic]

i was hanging out w a mutual friend of mine and my best friend today and i was telling her about how much i love my best friend and how hes been such an amazing person to know and have in my life and she just kinda laughed and went "its so, so funny that you're telling me this bc ive had this exact same conversation with him about you" and when i tell you i almost burst into tears

[homoerotic]

"he tells me that you are such a positive presence in his life, and that knowing you has helped him be a better person" like i genuinely almost started to cry. i know he feels this way about me he tells me all the time. but when you hear from a third party that your best friend tells other people about you, about how much they LOVE you, it just hits different.

[homoerotic]

ive had a good handful of people who know and love him tell me they are really, really glad i am in his life and there for him and i just. hope people tell him the same thing about me. that they're really, really happy that i have someone like him in my life. because he does make me better and he has been such a positive influence in my life. being his friend is the easiest, most natural thing in the world to me.

[homoerotic]

i was hanging out w a mutual friend of mine and my best friend today and i was telling her about how much i love my best friend and how hes been such an amazing person to know and have in my life and she just kinda laughed and went "its so, so funny that you're telling me this bc ive had this exact same conversation with him about you" and when i tell you i almost burst into tears

[homoerotic]

"he tells me that you are such a positive presence in his life, and that knowing you has helped him be a better person" like i genuinely almost started to cry. i know he feels this way about me he tells me all the time. but when you hear from a third party that your best friend tells other people about you, about how much they LOVE you, it just hits different.

[homoerotic]

i was hanging out w a mutual friend of mine and my best friend today and i was telling her about how much i love my best friend and how hes been such an amazing person to know and have in my life and she just kinda laughed and went "its so, so funny that you're telling me this bc ive had this exact same conversation with him about you" and when i tell you i almost burst into tears

[wizardshark]

Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.

You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.

You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.

You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.

You have to find a way.

[offshoreoilrig]

Let's all run outside and start yelling and screaming and see if we can get people to panic. If everyone did this it would make a big difference

[clownboybebop]

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

[four-predatory-lesbians]

ur mom sounds hot is she single

[clownboybebop]

my mom is in fact single, and if you are so determined then it’s not my fault when you find out why

[yossyislandd]

when the characters you like get beat the fuck up

[shirimoto]

ヘリコプター

[pangur-and-grim]

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

[pangur-and-grim]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[outofcontextdiscord]

[not-a-spy-garak]

[energyprison]

Male Hysteria is a condition where a prolonged lack of prostate stimulation causes the patient to behave eratic and promiscuous, often to the detriment of his own life and the lives of others. Unfortunately it has never been diagnosed even once because nobody cares about mens mental health

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[warriorprincesstramp]

I'm not locked in I'm never locking in I'm going to hell