a wolf among sheep

EVERYTHING I'VE EVER LET GO OF HAS CLAW MARKS ON IT.

[homoerotic]

my best friend was telling me about something that happened once with his friends at dinner, except he forgot that i was also there. i reminded him and he apologized, saying he forgot. i told him "you tend to do that a lot i noticed" and he simply shrugged and said in the most casual voice ever "sometimes i think of us as one person and i can't remember if the times i spend with other friends is with you or not because we're together so much" and i had to act like that didn't make my heart so full of love it was almost bursting at the seams.

[dragongirlsnout]

The only media I ever watched was amazing digital circus SFM porn and deltarune theories can I write a novel to change the world?

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[energyprison]

the way i feel about retirement is similar to how suicidal teenagers feel about getting to 25

[experiment41]

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

[experiment41]

like the admin of this one is deactivated and at least 95% of the members are bots

[lohboh]

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

[shin-zaibatsu]

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

[lohboh]

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[chilewithcarnage]

[medievaljournalist]

wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle

[fuckedelf]

U kno what im really starting 2 get fucking tired of getting shot at all tha time

[cutecipher]

[pipshinwhatever]

(said completely devoid of context) you know how it is

[homoerotic]

omggg. the guy my best friend has a crush on was texting me abt a date he went on w a girl and my best friend saw me texting and he got jealous of Me because i was texting his crush and jealous of Him because why does he think he gets to just be buddy buddy with me. i love that so much stop im always the jealous friend that felt so amazing LMFAO

[sakapet-deactivated20181218]

Jotaro using Star Platinum’s time stop to just … appreciate Kakyoin. Like, when they’re watching a movie and something makes him laugh, or they’re watching the sunset and he has this contempt smile on his face, or when Kakyoin is painting and has this very concentrated face, Jotaro would just stop time to see those faces a little longer.

[scatology1984-deactivated201601]

if i had start plantum i’d use it to hog the blunt

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[homoerotic]

i was hanging out w a mutual friend of mine and my best friend today and i was telling her about how much i love my best friend and how hes been such an amazing person to know and have in my life and she just kinda laughed and went "its so, so funny that you're telling me this bc ive had this exact same conversation with him about you" and when i tell you i almost burst into tears

[homoerotic]

"he tells me that you are such a positive presence in his life, and that knowing you has helped him be a better person" like i genuinely almost started to cry. i know he feels this way about me he tells me all the time. but when you hear from a third party that your best friend tells other people about you, about how much they LOVE you, it just hits different.

[homoerotic]

ive had a good handful of people who know and love him tell me they are really, really glad i am in his life and there for him and i just. hope people tell him the same thing about me. that they're really, really happy that i have someone like him in my life. because he does make me better and he has been such a positive influence in my life. being his friend is the easiest, most natural thing in the world to me.

[homoerotic]

i was hanging out w a mutual friend of mine and my best friend today and i was telling her about how much i love my best friend and how hes been such an amazing person to know and have in my life and she just kinda laughed and went "its so, so funny that you're telling me this bc ive had this exact same conversation with him about you" and when i tell you i almost burst into tears

[homoerotic]

"he tells me that you are such a positive presence in his life, and that knowing you has helped him be a better person" like i genuinely almost started to cry. i know he feels this way about me he tells me all the time. but when you hear from a third party that your best friend tells other people about you, about how much they LOVE you, it just hits different.

[homoerotic]

i was hanging out w a mutual friend of mine and my best friend today and i was telling her about how much i love my best friend and how hes been such an amazing person to know and have in my life and she just kinda laughed and went "its so, so funny that you're telling me this bc ive had this exact same conversation with him about you" and when i tell you i almost burst into tears

[wizardshark]

Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.

You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.

You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.

You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.

You have to find a way.