[coffincoitus]

blogging from the attic.

anyone can interact. I can ignore.

gabi. evil, no good woman. enjoyer of problematic media.

[sadmortician]

look at us now

[coffincoitus]

That actress is very obviously pretty but her character is kinda always silly so ofc it wasn't until she was crying pitifully about her father's abuse that it actually became a problem for me

[mrgaretcarter]

"I'm sorry Schaeffer & LuSaque didn't work out, but it was really fun while it lasted."

— Hacks 5x08

[sadmortician]

⛓️

[mummer]

literally

[gatairanlurks]

[faustandfurious]

There’s something truly exquisite about stories where the real tragedy is the price you paid to stand on top of the world

[faustandfurious]

Hollow victories … sacrificing your humanity on the altar of what you perceive to be the greater good … the loneliness of godhood … regret for the person you used to be … the realisation that there is no way back … *chef’s kiss*

[vanilla-extraction]

[oldmanpusspuss]

Dumb cunt

you dont know the intellect of my cunt

[coffincoitus]

It's easier for me to "boycott" things bc I don't wanna do anything

[psyduckz]

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[coffincoitus]

That croissant rly is so good but so overpriced I simply cannot be having it every time I need a pick me up (every day) 😮‍💨

[coffincoitus]

Yesterday I went hunting for my favourite croissant again and when the waiter was about to put it on my table he fumbled and dropped the whole tray on the ground somehow 😭 croissant crumbs everywhere

[coffincoitus]

I have a problem that when stuff like that happens I don't have any involuntary response. Like, no gasping, no alarm. But I know that's weird so I was like I think it'd be normal to laugh it off. But it takes .2 second to chuckle and I couldn't maintain a smile and he was still there picking up the tray so I was like well I should probably commiserate. But when I said "oh, that's too bad" it came out with no inflection whatsoever lmao

[coffincoitus]

Yesterday I went hunting for my favourite croissant again and when the waiter was about to put it on my table he fumbled and dropped the whole tray on the ground somehow 😭 croissant crumbs everywhere

[gingik]

[cryptotheism]

Off the gelfsauce, behaving regretably.