[cognitohardon]

NOTICE: this is my nsfw art blog, but there probably won't be any real porn. there's also probably not going to be much actually coherent horny posts. most of these posts will be art of or text posts about my ocs fucking nasty style. okay? okay.

[scooterplastic]

Redraw 🥩🥩🥩

[cognitohardon]

okay whatever. oc dick scale chart whatever. biggest to smallest (proportionally)

delmonico. he's just packing, idk what else to say

shank. yeah i can't explain this one. it's definitely kind of thin and weird looking but it's definitely long as hell

bodo. again this is proportional, mind you, so it's like a full arm's length but if he was the size of a regular guy it'd only be a little bigger than normal. which is why he's behind both delmonico and shank

the twins. a tiny bit bigger than average

callum. i think it's a little girthy, but not very long.

jeynu. his is definitely thin and a tiny bit long

danesly. objectively kind of small.

katamagi. again, he's massive so it's technically bigger than delmonico's, but we're not counting that. he has a tiny dick compared to the rest of him

[inber]

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

[sky-is-the-limit]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magniticent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride it and I would give this man the sloppiest, wettest, creamiest, soul taking, slimy, life changing, death DROPPING, heaven sent, flabbergasting, hypnotising, ungodly, astonishing, leg trembling, back arched, hands desperately grabbing the sheets, legs stretching out again and again, toe curling, voice breaking, whimper causing, waist slowly moving up and down, small heavy breath " I can't take much more of this", breaths getting quicker, twitching, throbbing, eyes shut, lip biting, edging begging for relief, warm hot rush bubbling up, spit upon the tongue twisting ground tip-talking against the mouth, sideways spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit and lick to the bottom.

[parasiticheart]

ways sex can be improved:

- clothes on

- no penetration

- dry humping

[leguin]

[heartbreakincident]

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

[cognitohardon]

sexy ass shoes. if im being honest.

[cognitohardon]

lowkey locked the fuck in. this is so awesome

[cognitohardon]

sexy ass shoes. if im being honest.

[cognitohardon]

WHATEVER MAN!!

[cognitohardon]

okay! made some new ocs you know what that means!!!

kelli has had sex 2 times and both times the guy was way too drunk and she didn't want to impose or make things awkward by asking them to do things so she's never actually had kinky sex but she'd love impact play so much.

andre likes choking people. also i think he would love chasing people down and then pinning them and choking them while he jacked off on their face. sorry

caleb is probably asexual but idk that's just my opinion what do i know

dawn is pretty vanilla all things considered. she's had enough freaky sex.

nicole likes having hot women cry for her. like if they're not sobbing screaming and begging she's not interested

gloober is also asexual, but he's a pervert about it. he's into basically anything

stephen likes bondage.

tara is super into intox i think but she'd rather kill herself than admit that.

christoffer will swear on his life that he's normal but he likes cnc a little too much. he won't tell anyone though.

russel likes somno, she wants to fuck someone and pretend they're dead. hashtag girl.

heidi just wants everything videod or photographed. also hashtag girl

the world's not ready for the shit shanes into

[cuunos]

UHHH. UH. UHMMM

[ahotknife]

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

[noctthedoor]

Don’t leave this in the tags

[cognitohardon]

SHUT UPPPP SHUT UP SHUT UP

[cognitohardon]

i've had these ocs for like five minutes and im already thinking up porn of them

[droolfang]

GIRLDINNER 🥩🥩🥩