"stay alive out there"

seraph | they/it | 22 | knight of heart | pisces

[fitmc]

WELCOME TO MY BLOG 🌠

hey! i'm angel! i'm an ordinary guy.

likely to post about: — minecraft and minecraft roleplay, either made on twitch or done by me and my friends playing toys — music, i have an iPod and a CD collection and i'm only a little insufferable about it. usually alt-rock, 80s new wave, and dad rock — the slenderverse, a connected "cinematic" universe of internet-horror youtube channels that are mostly dead now — homestuck — i'm just going to reblog random things that are funny

sideblogs include: — @ringsidechoir, my sideblog to quarantine my professional wrestling hyperfixation — @emh-wiki, my slenderverse sideblog with a lot of "archived" fanart i went through and tagged more scrupulously — @choirwithasinglevoice, my rp ask blog where eight* of my minecraft roleplay self-inserts are trapped in an empty theater — @pantheonposting, my blog for shit about my OCs who are all gods and who are all beefing with each-other — if you find my roleplay blogs from when i did yaoiverse you get a gold medal and you should never say anything about it to me

commission post -> here

tags i use: — #mcyt catchall for mcyt content. subtags include #qsmp, #dsmp, #hermitcraft, #traffic lives, #empires, #lifesteal, and #yogscast. for servers i am/was in i use #qblrsmp, #divorcesteal, and #yaoiverse — #slenderverse catchall for slenderverse content. i don't subtag for series but i do on emh-wiki — #homestuck — #wrasslin — #pathologic — #disco elysium — #bands — #dimension 20 i don't subtag per season and i'll probably also tag misc. dropout content under this — #critical role i don't actually post much critrole anymore but i used to

— #angel's originals my original posts — #angel gets asks for when i get asks — #seraph tag my "aesthetic" tag — #for mom posts i show my mom. usually pets/yarn — #webweaves what it says on the tin — #collage cache for the stuff i'm going to make webweaves with — #pantheonposting my OC universe of humans that became gods and maintained immortal beef

(png divider by snailspng!) (ramon divider by becquerel!) (icon by sillyfairygarden!) (stamps: 1 | 2 | 3)

that's it

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

Which airport is more cringe? Round 0

CDG Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport vs. IAD Washington Dulles International Airport

CDG

IAD

Voting ended onJun 3

[slowlikehoney1996]

If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earthquake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.

James Baldwin, Nothing Personal

[brucemanimean-batwayne]

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

[zeitghost]

hello passengers uhhhhh this is the captain speaking. im gonna do a happy and smile so big [engine explodes, passengers begin to panic] its so fun to smile

[akashicrecord]

My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[watermotif]

can everyone turn their lights off i wanna see the stars in the night sky

[emziess]

Iron Lung (2026) dir. Mark 'Markiplier' Fischbach

[valtsv]

im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[orbsteeb]

its the year 2013 and you can 3dprint a dildo that is also a bong and Dennys has a tumblr and most phones have TWO cameras now, one on the front and one on the back and there is a nonzero chance that we will have a reality show set in space within 5 years.

it appears that gentle death still stands sentinel at the end of our lives and casts a shadow back over us as if he were interposed between us and a fantastic radiance but OTOH crowdsourcing has made it incredibly easy to buy a “minimalist wallet” made of aircraft-grade aluminium weave and hey

dennys has a tumblr, so you can keep up with dennys, and new dennys developments, in realtime

[indigosfindings]

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

[indigosfindings]

with complete sincerity: this might be the best post ever made

[petrow1tch]

some of my faves from personal dr roberta bobby preservation efforts archive:

[janmisali]

pick whatever option the person you're following who reblogged this post didn't pick. if they didn't say in the tags what they picked or if you're seeing the original post and not a reblog, pick at random instead.

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Remaining time: 3 days 11 hours

[taketestosterone]

if someone says its pronouns are it/its, remember that means its pronouns are it/its!! respect your local it/its user today and get its pronouns right!!

[taketestosterone]

and remember!!!!