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Tina. 20. Psych major & Studio Art minor @ MKU Iron Horse NYC Bartender. HKG ✈ NYC ✈ HKG ✈ NYC Keep my glass full until morning light 'Cause I'm just holding on for tonight  balls of mochi (⌒∇⌒。) ↓scroll down for stuff↓ 讚 ← stuff I like besides Sugar ☯foooood ☯art ☯hair ☯kawaii shit ☯killer music ☯selfies hotties: 웃wow cutie 웃llama bro 웃brotato 웃shawty 웃asian sugardaddy 웃despicable eve 웃beyoncé [Disclaimer:] This is an RP blog, part of Take Me Home to Glee ^^ Pictures are not mine unless stated otherwise.

[vanessazhi-blog]

Taking one of the chopsticks, Vanessa picked off a bit of the egg and narrowed her eyes at the rest of it as she chewed. “Okay, I think century eggs can get spoiled. Surprise surprise,” she muttered, putting her chopsticks down and resignedly picking up her phone. “Come to me, okay, so do we want bagels, pizza or pasta? Carbs are my friend right now.”

[cohenhyphenchang]

“Whutchu talkin’ bout,” Tina demanded, reaching for another egg. “These are perfectly fine.” She obeyed, scooting closer to Vanessa and laying her head on her shoulder, chewing loudly into her ear. “We want all of the above, obviously. Well, I do. You’re a model. Carbs are your sworn enemy, last time I checked. They’re okay for middle aged spinsters though, so I’m all good.”

[vanessazhi-blog]

Rolling over to face the general direction of the other girl and the fridge, Vanessa wrinkled her nose and shrugged her shoulders, calling back. “I don’t know. I mean, they’ve been sitting around for a century already so what’s a couple of more weeks going to do?”

[cohenhyphenchang]

Tina shrugged and grabbed the container, along with two plastic-wrapped wooden chopsticks from her endless supply. 

“Maybe we can survive on this until one of us musters the energy to order Seamless.” She took off the top and plunged her chopsticks in, extracting the jiggly brown egg and shoving it into her mouth. She stopped chewing momentarily and squinted. “Funny, Wah Fung never used to serve this with salad...”

[vanessazhi-blog]

“Give me something edible that hasn’t been sitting in your room for the past century or covered in mold,” Vanessa dramatically exclaimed as she collapsed on Tina’s bed, hand outstretched for said food request.

[cohenhyphenchang]

Tina frowned for a moment before starting towards the corner of her studio apartment, where the pathetic excuse for a kitchen was located. Yanking open the fridge, she wrinkled her nose in disgust. She pinched it with two fingers before venturing a peek inside. The door was stocked to the brim with various beers and cheap wine. She recoiled in horror as she saw a milk carton and tried to remember the last time she’d even had milk. On the center shelf was a single take-out container of century eggs that she’d been meaning to eat.

“Yo V,” she called over her shoulder, “Do century eggs even go bad?”

[paradise-banned-deactivated2020]

[newyork-shay]

Nah man. But what you can do is come help me turn this spare bedroom into a ball pit.

[cohenhyphenchang]

Rude. But I'm down. Did you need me to sneak into Chuck E. Cheese's and steal some balls out of their pit?

[eveharley]

It also improves sex life, apparently.

[cohenhyphenchang]

..Oh yeah, yeah that sure is important. Especially for you.

[starjessestjames-blog]

Plenty of times. Indeed, it is free. I tend to take advantage of that.

[cohenhyphenchang]

S'pose I'll be seeing you around, then. I've found actual joy in lifting heavy shit and dropping it over and over again. For free. And sometimes I join kickboxing 'cause the teacher's got a great butt.

[cohenhyphenchang]

newyork-shay said: Oo child ;]

Can I get you an autograph?

eveharley said: ..Are you at the gym?

...Exercise prevents against hypertension and improves libido.

starjessestjames said: Working out, Tina?

Join the club of astonished people. Yes, yes I am. Have you checked out MKU's gym? I didn't even know we had one, much less that it was free.

[cohenhyphenchang]

I'm all about that bass.

[cohenhyphenchang]

Cohley || Texts

Eve: And maybe hope he knows what he's doing?

Tina: I lit four sticks of incense earlier (which I'm pretty sure is not okay in the dorms hey sue me) as a shoutout to my great-great grandmother Chang Yan Lin. She married like 15 times so I was like gran help a brother out and tell Kurt what to do so he doesn't have to remarry 14 times. It's not foolproof but it's something.

Tina: Forreals though I'm gonna take the high road and shit. I offered to help with whatever. And that's why I freaked out a little but I think I'm good now. We can get through this somehow. In case of emergency shade, text me.

[cohenhyphenchang]

Cohley || Texts

Eve frowns, shifting uneasily in her seat as a rush of old, painful memories rush into her head: Well what can we do? ...Crash the wedding, cause a scene? Yell out 'I object'?

Tina: You know me I'd be down with all of the above except that I love Kurt too much to fuck shit up on what he is commercially supposed to remember as the best day of his life

Tina: There is literally nothing we can do

Tina: Except throw shade

[cohenhyphenchang]

Cohley || Texts

Eve: I agree.

Eve: I get sick of people going on about love like it has any surety to it. Because as far as I can tell it doesn't. You can never tell what's going to last and what fades. So. Why risk the latter.

Tina: I don't KNOW????? Why is everyone so obsessed with 'forever'????? You can love without expecting it to last???

Tina: This is your life today, just watch it fall apart tomorrow without any warning and the next thing you know you're out on your ass in the cold with nowhere to go like hey do you wanna be surprised and disappointed 'cause all your plans fell through or how about you just /not have plans/

Tina: Don't give a shit if that happens to me but man I can't watch someone else go through it I'm not fucking ready for that

[cohenhyphenchang]

Cohley || Texts

Eve: Lay it on me, then.

Eve: What else would you like to cast shade on?

Tina: The concept of being together forever I mean shit son even superglue loses its stick after a bit why you gotta set yourself up for disappointment by believing that it's sticky until you die and promising you'll never buy another tube ever again like why not just accept the fact that eventually you'll need another tube of superglue???????

Tina: (Throwing shade while doing arts and crafts wow such is life.)

[cohenhyphenchang]

Cohley || Texts

Eve: This got cryptic very fast.

Tina: We're throwing so much shade, New York is gonna be overcast for the rest of the week.

Tina: I just needed an outlet for my passive aggression and you're all I've got okay

[cohenhyphenchang]

Cohley || Texts

Eve: And so they all die, even the village idiot because he wasted his time trying to warn everybody instead of seeking his own shelter.

Tina: Ashes, ashes, we all fall down.

[sweetnspicy-motta-deactivated20]

I'm home, jerks.

[sweetnspicy-motta-deactivated20]

Right? She’s just not fair. I approve of that plan. See if she ever lets you use her again then. 

I think we had worse fluff before we even had a thing. 

Well yeah, that too. I will be. Ever. You’re just thinking about all the improtant things, aren’t you? We can find other fun things to do - things that won’t lead to you having a stroke. But no, we don’t still have to date. Not if you don’t want to. 

Oh come on. Be happy for them. 

And let everyone know I’m back? Nope. I’m going to be a freaking ninja. 

[cohenhyphenchang]

Don't need her anytime soon I mean there's you and all. Worse fluff? I doubt it. We're at our fluffy peak and I'm never going down from here.

I'm definitely planning ahead. Oh, I bet the bingo and knitting circles will be a blast. Hmm...I bet I could still paint you like one of my French girls at that age but the wrinkles won't be fun to render at all. Aw, well I wanna date you until we're all dated out and I actually kinda sorta hope that isn't anytime soon.

I'm trying. Genuinely trying. I offered my services for the wedding how's that for trying.

Ninjas are fast so huuuuuurrrrrrrry I'm so excited to grab your butt

[cohenhyphenchang]

Cohley || Texts

Eve: Or all of us just standing and pretending like that volcano isn't going to explode kill us all. And then are unprepared when it finally does go off.

Tina: And then everyone realizes that the one they branded the 'doomsayer' or the 'village idiot' for warning them of the end times was actually right about everything but did they listen? Noooooo.