Inane Tomfoolery

I write things and wax philosophical. There is more to me than that, but it is more than this space shall permit me to speak of. Learn for yourself.

[inanetomfoolery]

Hey, so I’m now blogging at @youarenotthewalrus, so I’d advise all six of you guys to go follow my new account if you care, which you probably don’t, but eh.

[abandonedography]

There’s something particularly eerie about an abandoned shopping mall. Perhaps it’s the stark contrast from its intended purpose: to see such a sterile place once designed to entice throngs of shoppers into its doors, now so completely devoid of any human life, dilapidated and darkened with time. It’s basically the very definition of post-apocalyptic. But in the case of the (now ironically named) New World shopping mall in Bangkok, Thailand, abandonment by humans doesn’t equate with lifelessness. The mall, which reportedly caught fire in 1999 (rumored to be arson by a competitor), has since flooded with several feet of water and become a paradise for koi and catfish.

As seen in these photos from chef / travel writer Jesse Rockwell, the resulting “urban aquarium” is at once delightful and surreal. Rockwell writes on his travel, photography, and food blog A Taste of The Road that someone deliberately introduced the fish (to probably reduce mosquitoes) into the vacant mall, but that locals in Bangkok’s old town “discourage people from visiting it.” He says he had to wait for a policeman to leave before entering, which makes his resulting images all the more breathtaking. (via The Verge)

[inanetomfoolery]

We believe we are already within a democratic system. Some factors are still missing, like the expression of the people's will, but nevertheless we still think we are within a democracy.

Roberto Eduardo Viola

[taweesha-blog]

Why do you write so much?

Because kidnapping people and forcing them to act out your interesting make-believe worlds is technically illegal.

[zhaid-deactivated20140517]

[fjiofjifo-deactivated20130712]

i like this one

[fauxyshazam-deactivated20150914]

For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged

[morganjoycexo-deactivated-deact]

Yes good. Good.

[secretoctopus-deactivated201912]

[tedywestside]

me tryin’ to get my life together

[dumbflamingo-deactivated2018091]

Nothing as ever been more accurate

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

Hey! Friendly reminder to use gender neutral language when referring to animals as they can not communicate their preferred pronouns. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

cats literally have no concept of gender identity

please go outside

[danshive]

Still glad you supported that #yesallwomen thing? Cus now they want to end father's day! Started as a prank, turned into something very real. These are the people you're supporting.

Really. All women who wanted to share their experiences and used a hashtag for increased visibility and solidarity while spreading awareness have collectively decided that Father’s Day has gotta go.

I don’t think you understand how hashtags work.

[james-in-the-tardis]

IT’S REAL

[vxngoghs]

how many dramatic close ups of david’s concerned face can you put in one gif dear god i love it

[okayagentbeyonce]

ahem i think u missed one

[weeping-daleks]

uPGRADE YOUR WORLD

[inanetomfoolery]

Because nobody has ever made a fake website to tie-in to a TV show. Ever.

[teesadutta]

3.6.14

Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.

[patrickat]

"Why are you poor?  Stop being poor.  Be rich like me!" - Fox News commentators, GOP congressmen, and late night informercials on real estate flipping.

[dragkingandreweldritch]

[inanetomfoolery]

Days are long.

And, hopefully, cheerful.

[inanetomfoolery]

[raptorific]

[inanetomfoolery]

Man, look at all this bullshit. 1K posts of reblogs of gifsets and fandom shit. It's time I go and do something productive. Like homework. Or a tumblr which isn't cluttered up with 1K reblogs of fandom gifsets and instead has actual original content. Hm...

[realliquanzhe]

“You don’t want the opinion of another writer.”

[yeahwrite]

Forever reblog.

[wtffanfiction]

Fandom: Garfield

“‘It is true. Look and see.’ Jon Arbuckle showed Garfield a letter that came through mail boxes.

'Dear Garfield, you are not invited to royal wedding. Sincerely Royal England Family.' Said the letter with insults.

'INVITE THIS.' Shouted Garfield as he tore up the letter with manly hands.

'This is last straw. I will not stand for insults to humanity.' Garfield cried out to the ceiling with fist clenched with justice.”

[wtffanfiction]

Fandom: Twilight

"I thrust faster and faster, riding his joy pole like it is the first day at the fair, I can see the lust and excitement etched on his face, and he can see my fun bags bouncing up and down to the rhythm of our thrusts and they are finally too much, and his holy wand of man juice is called upon to expel its life starting fluid deep into my hearth. (I quietly pray, however, that I took the pill of life denial this morning)"