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"If journalism is good, it is controversial, by its nature." Schedule. Andrew Shay Iver Twenty-one year old Brooklyn native. Currently living in Manhattan and studying Broadcast Journalism at McKinley University. Captain of the McKinley Titans Hockey Team. Senior radio producer for 99.5 WTTN. I asked Kurt Hummel to be my husband on April 15, 2014. He said yes.

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So that means snakes are unnatural too? What about centipedes? And arachnids? 

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Fuck snakes, fuck spiders, and fuck centipedes. Yes

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I know, I know. And that is why I will never force you to watch the Little Mermaid with me. 

…Okay, how the heck are fish not natural?

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No legs. Anything with less than two legs and more than four is ridiculously unnatural. The exceptions being, like, butterflies and amputees.

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Let’s hope future kids prefer theme parks or such then. Don’t want you to cry. 

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No, like...that’s a legit thing, okay? I don’t know why they freak me out but they do. They ain’t fuckin’ natural.

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Hmm, what would work too. [Kurt shrugs.] What are you gonna do if we have kids and they want to go see fish?

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Hide in the gift shop all day and try not to cry.

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Eh, might want to skip the dance then. Or just do something with towels and call it a day. 

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I was thinking like...synchronized swimming or whatever. What you said was just awful. [He grins and settles in his spot.] Awful, awful, awful.

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They’d be dead fish if that helped. 

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Somehow that’s even grosser.

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An interpretive dance where we would all throw fish at them to appease them?

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...fuck that. No.

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People just don’t appreciate “So Long and Thanks for All the Fish.” Great opening number. 

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Someone we know should do a dance routine to that song.

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My extremely talented husband to be. [Kurt grins and kisses Shay on the forehead.] I don’t think I’ve seen that since it came out in theaters. Alan Rickman as the robot is the best. 

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Oh, yeah. I’m a genius. Super smart, that’s me! [He laughs and scrunches up his face when Kurt kisses his forehead.] This movie was underrated. Severely underrated.

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I was gonna say… [Kurt smiles and wraps an arm around his fiance.] Well not much longer for you to exercise your senioritis. Can’t believe you’re graduating next month already. 

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I’m pretty much acing everything I’m in right now, so I’m really not worried. Besides. HItchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is on, and really, how can I do homework when that’s a thing that’s happening?

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[Kurt chuckles.] I didn’t realize this was a contest. [He flops on the bed next to Shay, smiling up at his fiance.] 

I’m assuming any attempt you had to do schoolwork tonight failed utterly?

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Always is, babe. [He grins and winks, immediately cuddling up to him.] Yeah, kinda... I didn’t really have the intention of doing anything but then I opened up a book and then I really didn’t have any motivation to do anything.

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[Abandoning his work, Kurt heads over to the bedroom. He smiles as he walks into the room, coming into the room and leaning down to kiss Shay.] Better?

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[Shay grins in victory, tossing his arms up in the air from his spot on the bed.] Yay! I win! [He leans up to meet him, kissing back happily.] Yup. Much better.

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Dumb Shurt Texts

Kurt: You love me anyway~

Kurt: Just a minute. I could do this faster if you weren't texting me :P

Shay: You could do it faster if you said "fuck it" and went to love your husband.

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Kurt: That could be arranged. Just as soon as I finish this hem.

Kurt: And after I set your whine as my alarm :D

Shay: You're a sick man.

Shay: Hurry uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

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Kurt:

Kurt: Love you~

Shay: Idk I whined enough I think I at least deserve a kiss.

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Kurt: ...Lovely weather we're having! :D

Shay: Oh, that was cold as ice.

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Kurt: I have no idea what you're talking about >.>

Shay: Yup. You have no idea at all. ;]