It’s not an addiction, it’s a lifestyle.

It/Its if you dont wanna call me Coke you can call me...later or Cal, that works too

[coke-slenderman]

I believe i’m supposed to say something inspirational in my first post, so i will.

I very big part of me is sad that they took cocaine out of Coka cola.

[coke-slenderman]

*Coughs up a plomb of dust*

. . .

delicious

[selfcarereminder]

you are beautiful

[poet-splendorman]

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

Cannot Let Who Find You Us?

:D

[poet-splendorman]

An old acquaintance. Who are you?

[coke-slenderman]

Helllllllo!

I Am Coke!

*it bows theatrically*

Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.

It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.

[poet-splendorman]

Like the soda?

Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)

[coke-slenderman]

YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.

*it flexes its tentacles absently*

So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?

I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.

[poet-splendorman]

We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(

She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.

[coke-slenderman]

I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-

Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?

[poet-splendorman]

Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.

But WHY?

[coke-slenderman]

Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?

*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*

[poet-splendorman]

To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.

It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.

[coke-slenderman]

…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.

*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*

And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!

[poet-splendorman]

Who needs economy when you can just murder?

[coke-slenderman]

Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!

Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?

*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*

[poet-splendorman]

I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.

You ALWAYS explain things to me!

Not this one. You wouldn't understand.

[coke-slenderman]

Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…

-anxious

-light headed

-like you ate a rock

-or murdery

*coke mimics someones voice*

[poet-splendorman]

What does giving you that information grant me?

[coke-slenderman]

✨Peace Of Mind✨

My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….

*Coke Sighs dramatically*

Caramels On My Side, Right? :D

[poet-splendorman]

I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.

Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.

[coke-slenderman]

The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.

*coke was looking way to happy*

[poet-splendorman]

Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.

[coke-slenderman]

Oh! What Plan!-

…What Plan…

[poet-splendorman]

I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.

[coke-slenderman]

I Would.

*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*

[poet-splendorman]

Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.

[coke-slenderman]

*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*

Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?

[poet-splendorman]

That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.

[coke-slenderman]

A Vile Of My Blood?

*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*

I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨

[poet-splendorman]

You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.

[coke-slenderman]

Well… What Do You Want.

I’ll Fight You For It! :D

[poet-splendorman]

No thank you.

[coke-slenderman]

What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?

[poet-splendorman]

No.

[coke-slenderman]

…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!

Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.

*coke begins to mumble to itself*

[poet-splendorman]

For the last time they do not have neurotoxins.

[coke-slenderman]

So Then Why Are We Hiding :D

*coke said in a sing song voice*

[poet-splendorman]

I have my reasons.

[coke-slenderman]

We Should Go See Them. It Would Be A Fun Field Trip! Hybrid Says I Need To Get Out Of My Cabin More Oft.

[poet-splendorman]

You can.

Don't kill them that's my job!

[coke-slenderman]

I Won’t. Maybe.

But You’re SUUUUUUUUUUUURE You Don’t Wanna Go With *tears*

[poet-splendorman]

I am going away from him.

[coke-slenderman]

MmmmHmmmmmmmmmmm

Okey!

Might You Perchance Let Me In On The Whereabouts Of The Previously Mentioned Slender! :D

[poet-splendorman]

Heading this way or so I hear.

[coke-slenderman]

Than Perhaps I’ll Wait For Their Arrival!

*Sits Down*

Unless You’d Like Me To Tag Along On The ✨Adventure✨

[poet-splendorman]

That will Not be necessary.

[coke-slenderman]

*uses its tentacles to push itself off the floor*

Well…. I Wouldn’t Want You To Feel Alone, Splended

*coke inches closer to spledore*

Will There Be Fighting Where Your Off To?

[poet-splendorman]

They're not alone! >:(

No, at least ideally.

[coke-slenderman]

Shhhhh Suger, I’m Trying To Do The Secret Technique Of Please-Let-Me-Tag-Along-But-It’s-Out-Out-The-Kindness-Of-My-‘Heart’… I Can’t Let Writer McGee Over There Know That You’re My Favorite.

THAN ILL GO WITH YOU AS A BODY GUARD!!!!

*coke shouts, coughs like a mad man, and smiles unconvincingly*

[poet-splendorman]

Oh you silly little beast.... I am more than capable of defending what is mine.

[coke-slenderman]

No One’s Ever Called Me A Beast Before…. WE REALLY ARE FRIENDS T^T

And I Have No Doubt About Your Defense Systems, You Should Tell Me More About Yourself While We Walk And Talk. :D

[poet-splendorman]

I don't give away information, silly.

[coke-slenderman]

*coke starts walking, (suspiciously in the same way that Splendore wanted to go)*

ughghghff What Would You Like? I’ve Got A Lot Of Things And I’m Willing To Give Almost Anything Away!

[poet-splendorman]

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

Cannot Let Who Find You Us?

:D

[poet-splendorman]

An old acquaintance. Who are you?

[coke-slenderman]

Helllllllo!

I Am Coke!

*it bows theatrically*

Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.

It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.

[poet-splendorman]

Like the soda?

Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)

[coke-slenderman]

YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.

*it flexes its tentacles absently*

So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?

I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.

[poet-splendorman]

We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(

She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.

[coke-slenderman]

I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-

Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?

[poet-splendorman]

Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.

But WHY?

[coke-slenderman]

Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?

*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*

[poet-splendorman]

To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.

It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.

[coke-slenderman]

…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.

*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*

And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!

[poet-splendorman]

Who needs economy when you can just murder?

[coke-slenderman]

Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!

Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?

*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*

[poet-splendorman]

I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.

You ALWAYS explain things to me!

Not this one. You wouldn't understand.

[coke-slenderman]

Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…

-anxious

-light headed

-like you ate a rock

-or murdery

*coke mimics someones voice*

[poet-splendorman]

What does giving you that information grant me?

[coke-slenderman]

✨Peace Of Mind✨

My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….

*Coke Sighs dramatically*

Caramels On My Side, Right? :D

[poet-splendorman]

I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.

Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.

[coke-slenderman]

The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.

*coke was looking way to happy*

[poet-splendorman]

Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.

[coke-slenderman]

Oh! What Plan!-

…What Plan…

[poet-splendorman]

I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.

[coke-slenderman]

I Would.

*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*

[poet-splendorman]

Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.

[coke-slenderman]

*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*

Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?

[poet-splendorman]

That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.

[coke-slenderman]

A Vile Of My Blood?

*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*

I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨

[poet-splendorman]

You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.

[coke-slenderman]

Well… What Do You Want.

I’ll Fight You For It! :D

[poet-splendorman]

No thank you.

[coke-slenderman]

What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?

[poet-splendorman]

No.

[coke-slenderman]

…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!

Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.

*coke begins to mumble to itself*

[poet-splendorman]

For the last time they do not have neurotoxins.

[coke-slenderman]

So Then Why Are We Hiding :D

*coke said in a sing song voice*

[poet-splendorman]

I have my reasons.

[coke-slenderman]

We Should Go See Them. It Would Be A Fun Field Trip! Hybrid Says I Need To Get Out Of My Cabin More Oft.

[poet-splendorman]

You can.

Don't kill them that's my job!

[coke-slenderman]

I Won’t. Maybe.

But You’re SUUUUUUUUUUUURE You Don’t Wanna Go With *tears*

[poet-splendorman]

I am going away from him.

[coke-slenderman]

MmmmHmmmmmmmmmmm

Okey!

Might You Perchance Let Me In On The Whereabouts Of The Previously Mentioned Slender! :D

[poet-splendorman]

Heading this way or so I hear.

[coke-slenderman]

Than Perhaps I’ll Wait For Their Arrival!

*Sits Down*

Unless You’d Like Me To Tag Along On The ✨Adventure✨

[poet-splendorman]

That will Not be necessary.

[coke-slenderman]

*uses its tentacles to push itself off the floor*

Well…. I Wouldn’t Want You To Feel Alone, Splended

*coke inches closer to spledore*

Will There Be Fighting Where Your Off To?

[poet-splendorman]

They're not alone! >:(

No, at least ideally.

[coke-slenderman]

Shhhhh Suger, I’m Trying To Do The Secret Technique Of Please-Let-Me-Tag-Along-But-It’s-Out-Out-The-Kindness-Of-My-‘Heart’… I Can’t Let Writer McGee Over There Know That You’re My Favorite.

THAN ILL GO WITH YOU AS A BODY GUARD!!!!

*coke shouts, coughs like a mad man, and smiles unconvincingly*

[poet-splendorman]

Oh you silly little beast.... I am more than capable of defending what is mine.

[coke-slenderman]

No One’s Ever Called Me A Beast Before…. WE REALLY ARE FRIENDS T^T

And I Have No Doubt About Your Defense Systems, You Should Tell Me More About Yourself While We Walk And Talk. :D

[poet-splendorman]

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

Cannot Let Who Find You Us?

:D

[poet-splendorman]

An old acquaintance. Who are you?

[coke-slenderman]

Helllllllo!

I Am Coke!

*it bows theatrically*

Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.

It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.

[poet-splendorman]

Like the soda?

Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)

[coke-slenderman]

YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.

*it flexes its tentacles absently*

So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?

I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.

[poet-splendorman]

We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(

She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.

[coke-slenderman]

I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-

Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?

[poet-splendorman]

Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.

But WHY?

[coke-slenderman]

Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?

*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*

[poet-splendorman]

To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.

It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.

[coke-slenderman]

…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.

*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*

And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!

[poet-splendorman]

Who needs economy when you can just murder?

[coke-slenderman]

Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!

Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?

*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*

[poet-splendorman]

I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.

You ALWAYS explain things to me!

Not this one. You wouldn't understand.

[coke-slenderman]

Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…

-anxious

-light headed

-like you ate a rock

-or murdery

*coke mimics someones voice*

[poet-splendorman]

What does giving you that information grant me?

[coke-slenderman]

✨Peace Of Mind✨

My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….

*Coke Sighs dramatically*

Caramels On My Side, Right? :D

[poet-splendorman]

I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.

Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.

[coke-slenderman]

The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.

*coke was looking way to happy*

[poet-splendorman]

Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.

[coke-slenderman]

Oh! What Plan!-

…What Plan…

[poet-splendorman]

I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.

[coke-slenderman]

I Would.

*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*

[poet-splendorman]

Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.

[coke-slenderman]

*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*

Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?

[poet-splendorman]

That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.

[coke-slenderman]

A Vile Of My Blood?

*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*

I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨

[poet-splendorman]

You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.

[coke-slenderman]

Well… What Do You Want.

I’ll Fight You For It! :D

[poet-splendorman]

No thank you.

[coke-slenderman]

What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?

[poet-splendorman]

No.

[coke-slenderman]

…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!

Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.

*coke begins to mumble to itself*

[poet-splendorman]

For the last time they do not have neurotoxins.

[coke-slenderman]

So Then Why Are We Hiding :D

*coke said in a sing song voice*

[poet-splendorman]

I have my reasons.

[coke-slenderman]

We Should Go See Them. It Would Be A Fun Field Trip! Hybrid Says I Need To Get Out Of My Cabin More Oft.

[poet-splendorman]

You can.

Don't kill them that's my job!

[coke-slenderman]

I Won’t. Maybe.

But You’re SUUUUUUUUUUUURE You Don’t Wanna Go With *tears*

[poet-splendorman]

I am going away from him.

[coke-slenderman]

MmmmHmmmmmmmmmmm

Okey!

Might You Perchance Let Me In On The Whereabouts Of The Previously Mentioned Slender! :D

[poet-splendorman]

Heading this way or so I hear.

[coke-slenderman]

Than Perhaps I’ll Wait For Their Arrival!

*Sits Down*

Unless You’d Like Me To Tag Along On The ✨Adventure✨

[poet-splendorman]

That will Not be necessary.

[coke-slenderman]

*uses its tentacles to push itself off the floor*

Well…. I Wouldn’t Want You To Feel Alone, Splended

*coke inches closer to spledore*

Will There Be Fighting Where Your Off To?

[poet-splendorman]

They're not alone! >:(

No, at least ideally.

[coke-slenderman]

Shhhhh Suger, I’m Trying To Do The Secret Technique Of Please-Let-Me-Tag-Along-But-It’s-Out-Out-The-Kindness-Of-My-‘Heart’… I Can’t Let Writer McGee Over There Know That You’re My Favorite.

THAN ILL GO WITH YOU AS A BODY GUARD!!!!

*coke shouts, coughs like a mad man, and smiles unconvincingly*

[poet-splendorman]

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

Cannot Let Who Find You Us?

:D

[poet-splendorman]

An old acquaintance. Who are you?

[coke-slenderman]

Helllllllo!

I Am Coke!

*it bows theatrically*

Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.

It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.

[poet-splendorman]

Like the soda?

Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)

[coke-slenderman]

YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.

*it flexes its tentacles absently*

So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?

I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.

[poet-splendorman]

We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(

She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.

[coke-slenderman]

I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-

Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?

[poet-splendorman]

Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.

But WHY?

[coke-slenderman]

Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?

*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*

[poet-splendorman]

To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.

It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.

[coke-slenderman]

…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.

*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*

And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!

[poet-splendorman]

Who needs economy when you can just murder?

[coke-slenderman]

Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!

Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?

*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*

[poet-splendorman]

I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.

You ALWAYS explain things to me!

Not this one. You wouldn't understand.

[coke-slenderman]

Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…

-anxious

-light headed

-like you ate a rock

-or murdery

*coke mimics someones voice*

[poet-splendorman]

What does giving you that information grant me?

[coke-slenderman]

✨Peace Of Mind✨

My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….

*Coke Sighs dramatically*

Caramels On My Side, Right? :D

[poet-splendorman]

I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.

Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.

[coke-slenderman]

The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.

*coke was looking way to happy*

[poet-splendorman]

Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.

[coke-slenderman]

Oh! What Plan!-

…What Plan…

[poet-splendorman]

I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.

[coke-slenderman]

I Would.

*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*

[poet-splendorman]

Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.

[coke-slenderman]

*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*

Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?

[poet-splendorman]

That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.

[coke-slenderman]

A Vile Of My Blood?

*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*

I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨

[poet-splendorman]

You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.

[coke-slenderman]

Well… What Do You Want.

I’ll Fight You For It! :D

[poet-splendorman]

No thank you.

[coke-slenderman]

What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?

[poet-splendorman]

No.

[coke-slenderman]

…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!

Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.

*coke begins to mumble to itself*

[poet-splendorman]

For the last time they do not have neurotoxins.

[coke-slenderman]

So Then Why Are We Hiding :D

*coke said in a sing song voice*

[poet-splendorman]

I have my reasons.

[coke-slenderman]

We Should Go See Them. It Would Be A Fun Field Trip! Hybrid Says I Need To Get Out Of My Cabin More Oft.

[poet-splendorman]

You can.

Don't kill them that's my job!

[coke-slenderman]

I Won’t. Maybe.

But You’re SUUUUUUUUUUUURE You Don’t Wanna Go With *tears*

[poet-splendorman]

I am going away from him.

[coke-slenderman]

MmmmHmmmmmmmmmmm

Okey!

Might You Perchance Let Me In On The Whereabouts Of The Previously Mentioned Slender! :D

[poet-splendorman]

Heading this way or so I hear.

[coke-slenderman]

Than Perhaps I’ll Wait For Their Arrival!

*Sits Down*

Unless You’d Like Me To Tag Along On The ✨Adventure✨

[poet-splendorman]

That will Not be necessary.

[coke-slenderman]

*uses its tentacles to push itself off the floor*

Well…. I Wouldn’t Want You To Feel Alone, Splended

*coke inches closer to spledore*

Will There Be Fighting Where Your Off To?

[poet-splendorman]

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

Cannot Let Who Find You Us?

:D

[poet-splendorman]

An old acquaintance. Who are you?

[coke-slenderman]

Helllllllo!

I Am Coke!

*it bows theatrically*

Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.

It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.

[poet-splendorman]

Like the soda?

Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)

[coke-slenderman]

YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.

*it flexes its tentacles absently*

So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?

I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.

[poet-splendorman]

We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(

She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.

[coke-slenderman]

I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-

Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?

[poet-splendorman]

Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.

But WHY?

[coke-slenderman]

Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?

*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*

[poet-splendorman]

To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.

It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.

[coke-slenderman]

…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.

*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*

And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!

[poet-splendorman]

Who needs economy when you can just murder?

[coke-slenderman]

Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!

Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?

*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*

[poet-splendorman]

I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.

You ALWAYS explain things to me!

Not this one. You wouldn't understand.

[coke-slenderman]

Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…

-anxious

-light headed

-like you ate a rock

-or murdery

*coke mimics someones voice*

[poet-splendorman]

What does giving you that information grant me?

[coke-slenderman]

✨Peace Of Mind✨

My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….

*Coke Sighs dramatically*

Caramels On My Side, Right? :D

[poet-splendorman]

I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.

Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.

[coke-slenderman]

The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.

*coke was looking way to happy*

[poet-splendorman]

Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.

[coke-slenderman]

Oh! What Plan!-

…What Plan…

[poet-splendorman]

I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.

[coke-slenderman]

I Would.

*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*

[poet-splendorman]

Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.

[coke-slenderman]

*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*

Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?

[poet-splendorman]

That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.

[coke-slenderman]

A Vile Of My Blood?

*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*

I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨

[poet-splendorman]

You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.

[coke-slenderman]

Well… What Do You Want.

I’ll Fight You For It! :D

[poet-splendorman]

No thank you.

[coke-slenderman]

What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?

[poet-splendorman]

No.

[coke-slenderman]

…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!

Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.

*coke begins to mumble to itself*

[poet-splendorman]

For the last time they do not have neurotoxins.

[coke-slenderman]

So Then Why Are We Hiding :D

*coke said in a sing song voice*

[poet-splendorman]

I have my reasons.

[coke-slenderman]

We Should Go See Them. It Would Be A Fun Field Trip! Hybrid Says I Need To Get Out Of My Cabin More Oft.

[poet-splendorman]

You can.

Don't kill them that's my job!

[coke-slenderman]

I Won’t. Maybe.

But You’re SUUUUUUUUUUUURE You Don’t Wanna Go With *tears*

[poet-splendorman]

I am going away from him.

[coke-slenderman]

MmmmHmmmmmmmmmmm

Okey!

Might You Perchance Let Me In On The Whereabouts Of The Previously Mentioned Slender! :D

[poet-splendorman]

Heading this way or so I hear.

[coke-slenderman]

Than Perhaps I’ll Wait For Their Arrival!

*Sits Down*

Unless You’d Like Me To Tag Along On The ✨Adventure✨

[poet-splendorman]

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

Cannot Let Who Find You Us?

:D

[poet-splendorman]

An old acquaintance. Who are you?

[coke-slenderman]

Helllllllo!

I Am Coke!

*it bows theatrically*

Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.

It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.

[poet-splendorman]

Like the soda?

Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)

[coke-slenderman]

YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.

*it flexes its tentacles absently*

So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?

I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.

[poet-splendorman]

We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(

She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.

[coke-slenderman]

I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-

Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?

[poet-splendorman]

Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.

But WHY?

[coke-slenderman]

Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?

*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*

[poet-splendorman]

To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.

It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.

[coke-slenderman]

…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.

*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*

And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!

[poet-splendorman]

Who needs economy when you can just murder?

[coke-slenderman]

Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!

Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?

*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*

[poet-splendorman]

I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.

You ALWAYS explain things to me!

Not this one. You wouldn't understand.

[coke-slenderman]

Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…

-anxious

-light headed

-like you ate a rock

-or murdery

*coke mimics someones voice*

[poet-splendorman]

What does giving you that information grant me?

[coke-slenderman]

✨Peace Of Mind✨

My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….

*Coke Sighs dramatically*

Caramels On My Side, Right? :D

[poet-splendorman]

I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.

Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.

[coke-slenderman]

The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.

*coke was looking way to happy*

[poet-splendorman]

Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.

[coke-slenderman]

Oh! What Plan!-

…What Plan…

[poet-splendorman]

I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.

[coke-slenderman]

I Would.

*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*

[poet-splendorman]

Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.

[coke-slenderman]

*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*

Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?

[poet-splendorman]

That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.

[coke-slenderman]

A Vile Of My Blood?

*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*

I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨

[poet-splendorman]

You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.

[coke-slenderman]

Well… What Do You Want.

I’ll Fight You For It! :D

[poet-splendorman]

No thank you.

[coke-slenderman]

What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?

[poet-splendorman]

No.

[coke-slenderman]

…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!

Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.

*coke begins to mumble to itself*

[poet-splendorman]

For the last time they do not have neurotoxins.

[coke-slenderman]

So Then Why Are We Hiding :D

*coke said in a sing song voice*

[poet-splendorman]

I have my reasons.

[coke-slenderman]

We Should Go See Them. It Would Be A Fun Field Trip! Hybrid Says I Need To Get Out Of My Cabin More Oft.

[poet-splendorman]

You can.

Don't kill them that's my job!

[coke-slenderman]

I Won’t. Maybe.

But You’re SUUUUUUUUUUUURE You Don’t Wanna Go With *tears*

[poet-splendorman]

I am going away from him.

[coke-slenderman]

MmmmHmmmmmmmmmmm

Okey!

Might You Perchance Let Me In On The Whereabouts Of The Previously Mentioned Slender! :D

[poet-splendorman]

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

Cannot Let Who Find You Us?

:D

[poet-splendorman]

An old acquaintance. Who are you?

[coke-slenderman]

Helllllllo!

I Am Coke!

*it bows theatrically*

Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.

It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.

[poet-splendorman]

Like the soda?

Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)

[coke-slenderman]

YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.

*it flexes its tentacles absently*

So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?

I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.

[poet-splendorman]

We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(

She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.

[coke-slenderman]

I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-

Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?

[poet-splendorman]

Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.

But WHY?

[coke-slenderman]

Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?

*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*

[poet-splendorman]

To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.

It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.

[coke-slenderman]

…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.

*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*

And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!

[poet-splendorman]

Who needs economy when you can just murder?

[coke-slenderman]

Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!

Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?

*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*

[poet-splendorman]

I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.

You ALWAYS explain things to me!

Not this one. You wouldn't understand.

[coke-slenderman]

Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…

-anxious

-light headed

-like you ate a rock

-or murdery

*coke mimics someones voice*

[poet-splendorman]

What does giving you that information grant me?

[coke-slenderman]

✨Peace Of Mind✨

My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….

*Coke Sighs dramatically*

Caramels On My Side, Right? :D

[poet-splendorman]

I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.

Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.

[coke-slenderman]

The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.

*coke was looking way to happy*

[poet-splendorman]

Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.

[coke-slenderman]

Oh! What Plan!-

…What Plan…

[poet-splendorman]

I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.

[coke-slenderman]

I Would.

*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*

[poet-splendorman]

Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.

[coke-slenderman]

*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*

Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?

[poet-splendorman]

That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.

[coke-slenderman]

A Vile Of My Blood?

*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*

I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨

[poet-splendorman]

You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.

[coke-slenderman]

Well… What Do You Want.

I’ll Fight You For It! :D

[poet-splendorman]

No thank you.

[coke-slenderman]

What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?

[poet-splendorman]

No.

[coke-slenderman]

…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!

Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.

*coke begins to mumble to itself*

[poet-splendorman]

For the last time they do not have neurotoxins.

[coke-slenderman]

So Then Why Are We Hiding :D

*coke said in a sing song voice*

[poet-splendorman]

I have my reasons.

[coke-slenderman]

We Should Go See Them. It Would Be A Fun Field Trip! Hybrid Says I Need To Get Out Of My Cabin More Oft.

[poet-splendorman]

You can.

Don't kill them that's my job!

[coke-slenderman]

I Won’t. Maybe.

But You’re SUUUUUUUUUUUURE You Don’t Wanna Go With *tears*

[poet-splendorman]

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

Cannot Let Who Find You Us?

:D

[poet-splendorman]

An old acquaintance. Who are you?

[coke-slenderman]

Helllllllo!

I Am Coke!

*it bows theatrically*

Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.

It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.

[poet-splendorman]

Like the soda?

Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)

[coke-slenderman]

YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.

*it flexes its tentacles absently*

So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?

I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.

[poet-splendorman]

We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(

She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.

[coke-slenderman]

I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-

Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?

[poet-splendorman]

Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.

But WHY?

[coke-slenderman]

Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?

*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*

[poet-splendorman]

To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.

It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.

[coke-slenderman]

…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.

*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*

And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!

[poet-splendorman]

Who needs economy when you can just murder?

[coke-slenderman]

Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!

Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?

*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*

[poet-splendorman]

I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.

You ALWAYS explain things to me!

Not this one. You wouldn't understand.

[coke-slenderman]

Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…

-anxious

-light headed

-like you ate a rock

-or murdery

*coke mimics someones voice*

[poet-splendorman]

What does giving you that information grant me?

[coke-slenderman]

✨Peace Of Mind✨

My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….

*Coke Sighs dramatically*

Caramels On My Side, Right? :D

[poet-splendorman]

I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.

Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.

[coke-slenderman]

The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.

*coke was looking way to happy*

[poet-splendorman]

Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.

[coke-slenderman]

Oh! What Plan!-

…What Plan…

[poet-splendorman]

I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.

[coke-slenderman]

I Would.

*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*

[poet-splendorman]

Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.

[coke-slenderman]

*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*

Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?

[poet-splendorman]

That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.

[coke-slenderman]

A Vile Of My Blood?

*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*

I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨

[poet-splendorman]

You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.

[coke-slenderman]

Well… What Do You Want.

I’ll Fight You For It! :D

[poet-splendorman]

No thank you.

[coke-slenderman]

What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?

[poet-splendorman]

No.

[coke-slenderman]

…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!

Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.

*coke begins to mumble to itself*

[poet-splendorman]

For the last time they do not have neurotoxins.

[coke-slenderman]

So Then Why Are We Hiding :D

*coke said in a sing song voice*

[poet-splendorman]

I have my reasons.

[coke-slenderman]

We Should Go See Them. It Would Be A Fun Field Trip! Hybrid Says I Need To Get Out Of My Cabin More Oft.

[poet-splendorman]

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

Cannot Let Who Find You Us?

:D

[poet-splendorman]

An old acquaintance. Who are you?

[coke-slenderman]

Helllllllo!

I Am Coke!

*it bows theatrically*

Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.

It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.

[poet-splendorman]

Like the soda?

Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)

[coke-slenderman]

YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.

*it flexes its tentacles absently*

So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?

I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.

[poet-splendorman]

We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(

She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.

[coke-slenderman]

I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-

Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?

[poet-splendorman]

Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.

But WHY?

[coke-slenderman]

Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?

*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*

[poet-splendorman]

To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.

It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.

[coke-slenderman]

…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.

*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*

And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!

[poet-splendorman]

Who needs economy when you can just murder?

[coke-slenderman]

Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!

Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?

*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*

[poet-splendorman]

I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.

You ALWAYS explain things to me!

Not this one. You wouldn't understand.

[coke-slenderman]

Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…

-anxious

-light headed

-like you ate a rock

-or murdery

*coke mimics someones voice*

[poet-splendorman]

What does giving you that information grant me?

[coke-slenderman]

✨Peace Of Mind✨

My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….

*Coke Sighs dramatically*

Caramels On My Side, Right? :D

[poet-splendorman]

I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.

Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.

[coke-slenderman]

The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.

*coke was looking way to happy*

[poet-splendorman]

Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.

[coke-slenderman]

Oh! What Plan!-

…What Plan…

[poet-splendorman]

I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.

[coke-slenderman]

I Would.

*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*

[poet-splendorman]

Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.

[coke-slenderman]

*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*

Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?

[poet-splendorman]

That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.

[coke-slenderman]

A Vile Of My Blood?

*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*

I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨

[poet-splendorman]

You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.

[coke-slenderman]

Well… What Do You Want.

I’ll Fight You For It! :D

[poet-splendorman]

No thank you.

[coke-slenderman]

What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?

[poet-splendorman]

No.

[coke-slenderman]

…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!

Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.

*coke begins to mumble to itself*

[poet-splendorman]

For the last time they do not have neurotoxins.

[coke-slenderman]

So Then Why Are We Hiding :D

*coke said in a sing song voice*

[poet-splendorman]

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

Cannot Let Who Find You Us?

:D

[poet-splendorman]

An old acquaintance. Who are you?

[coke-slenderman]

Helllllllo!

I Am Coke!

*it bows theatrically*

Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.

It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.

[poet-splendorman]

Like the soda?

Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)

[coke-slenderman]

YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.

*it flexes its tentacles absently*

So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?

I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.

[poet-splendorman]

We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(

She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.

[coke-slenderman]

I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-

Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?

[poet-splendorman]

Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.

But WHY?

[coke-slenderman]

Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?

*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*

[poet-splendorman]

To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.

It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.

[coke-slenderman]

…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.

*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*

And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!

[poet-splendorman]

Who needs economy when you can just murder?

[coke-slenderman]

Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!

Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?

*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*

[poet-splendorman]

I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.

You ALWAYS explain things to me!

Not this one. You wouldn't understand.

[coke-slenderman]

Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…

-anxious

-light headed

-like you ate a rock

-or murdery

*coke mimics someones voice*

[poet-splendorman]

What does giving you that information grant me?

[coke-slenderman]

✨Peace Of Mind✨

My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….

*Coke Sighs dramatically*

Caramels On My Side, Right? :D

[poet-splendorman]

I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.

Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.

[coke-slenderman]

The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.

*coke was looking way to happy*

[poet-splendorman]

Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.

[coke-slenderman]

Oh! What Plan!-

…What Plan…

[poet-splendorman]

I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.

[coke-slenderman]

I Would.

*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*

[poet-splendorman]

Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.

[coke-slenderman]

*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*

Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?

[poet-splendorman]

That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.

[coke-slenderman]

A Vile Of My Blood?

*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*

I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨

[poet-splendorman]

You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.

[coke-slenderman]

Well… What Do You Want.

I’ll Fight You For It! :D

[poet-splendorman]

No thank you.

[coke-slenderman]

What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?

[poet-splendorman]

No.

[coke-slenderman]

…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!

Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.

*coke begins to mumble to itself*

[poet-splendorman]

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

Cannot Let Who Find You Us?

:D

[poet-splendorman]

An old acquaintance. Who are you?

[coke-slenderman]

Helllllllo!

I Am Coke!

*it bows theatrically*

Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.

It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.

[poet-splendorman]

Like the soda?

Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)

[coke-slenderman]

YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.

*it flexes its tentacles absently*

So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?

I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.

[poet-splendorman]

We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(

She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.

[coke-slenderman]

I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-

Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?

[poet-splendorman]

Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.

But WHY?

[coke-slenderman]

Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?

*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*

[poet-splendorman]

To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.

It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.

[coke-slenderman]

…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.

*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*

And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!

[poet-splendorman]

Who needs economy when you can just murder?

[coke-slenderman]

Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!

Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?

*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*

[poet-splendorman]

I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.

You ALWAYS explain things to me!

Not this one. You wouldn't understand.

[coke-slenderman]

Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…

-anxious

-light headed

-like you ate a rock

-or murdery

*coke mimics someones voice*

[poet-splendorman]

What does giving you that information grant me?

[coke-slenderman]

✨Peace Of Mind✨

My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….

*Coke Sighs dramatically*

Caramels On My Side, Right? :D

[poet-splendorman]

I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.

Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.

[coke-slenderman]

The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.

*coke was looking way to happy*

[poet-splendorman]

Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.

[coke-slenderman]

Oh! What Plan!-

…What Plan…

[poet-splendorman]

I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.

[coke-slenderman]

I Would.

*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*

[poet-splendorman]

Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.

[coke-slenderman]

*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*

Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?

[poet-splendorman]

That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.

[coke-slenderman]

A Vile Of My Blood?

*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*

I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨

[poet-splendorman]

You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.

[coke-slenderman]

Well… What Do You Want.

I’ll Fight You For It! :D

[poet-splendorman]

No thank you.

[coke-slenderman]

What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?

[poet-splendorman]

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

Cannot Let Who Find You Us?

:D

[poet-splendorman]

An old acquaintance. Who are you?

[coke-slenderman]

Helllllllo!

I Am Coke!

*it bows theatrically*

Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.

It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.

[poet-splendorman]

Like the soda?

Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)

[coke-slenderman]

YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.

*it flexes its tentacles absently*

So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?

I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.

[poet-splendorman]

We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(

She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.

[coke-slenderman]

I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-

Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?

[poet-splendorman]

Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.

But WHY?

[coke-slenderman]

Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?

*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*

[poet-splendorman]

To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.

It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.

[coke-slenderman]

…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.

*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*

And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!

[poet-splendorman]

Who needs economy when you can just murder?

[coke-slenderman]

Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!

Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?

*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*

[poet-splendorman]

I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.

You ALWAYS explain things to me!

Not this one. You wouldn't understand.

[coke-slenderman]

Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…

-anxious

-light headed

-like you ate a rock

-or murdery

*coke mimics someones voice*

[poet-splendorman]

What does giving you that information grant me?

[coke-slenderman]

✨Peace Of Mind✨

My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….

*Coke Sighs dramatically*

Caramels On My Side, Right? :D

[poet-splendorman]

I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.

Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.

[coke-slenderman]

The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.

*coke was looking way to happy*

[poet-splendorman]

Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.

[coke-slenderman]

Oh! What Plan!-

…What Plan…

[poet-splendorman]

I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.

[coke-slenderman]

I Would.

*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*

[poet-splendorman]

Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.

[coke-slenderman]

*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*

Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?

[poet-splendorman]

That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.

[coke-slenderman]

A Vile Of My Blood?

*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*

I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨

[poet-splendorman]

You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.

[coke-slenderman]

Well… What Do You Want.

I’ll Fight You For It! :D

[poet-splendorman]

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

Cannot Let Who Find You Us?

:D

[poet-splendorman]

An old acquaintance. Who are you?

[coke-slenderman]

Helllllllo!

I Am Coke!

*it bows theatrically*

Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.

It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.

[poet-splendorman]

Like the soda?

Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)

[coke-slenderman]

YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.

*it flexes its tentacles absently*

So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?

I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.

[poet-splendorman]

We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(

She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.

[coke-slenderman]

I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-

Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?

[poet-splendorman]

Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.

But WHY?

[coke-slenderman]

Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?

*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*

[poet-splendorman]

To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.

It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.

[coke-slenderman]

…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.

*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*

And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!

[poet-splendorman]

Who needs economy when you can just murder?

[coke-slenderman]

Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!

Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?

*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*

[poet-splendorman]

I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.

You ALWAYS explain things to me!

Not this one. You wouldn't understand.

[coke-slenderman]

Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…

-anxious

-light headed

-like you ate a rock

-or murdery

*coke mimics someones voice*

[poet-splendorman]

What does giving you that information grant me?

[coke-slenderman]

✨Peace Of Mind✨

My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….

*Coke Sighs dramatically*

Caramels On My Side, Right? :D

[poet-splendorman]

I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.

Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.

[coke-slenderman]

The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.

*coke was looking way to happy*

[poet-splendorman]

Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.

[coke-slenderman]

Oh! What Plan!-

…What Plan…

[poet-splendorman]

I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.

[coke-slenderman]

I Would.

*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*

[poet-splendorman]

Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.

[coke-slenderman]

*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*

Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?

[poet-splendorman]

That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.

[coke-slenderman]

A Vile Of My Blood?

*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*

I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨

[poet-splendorman]

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

Cannot Let Who Find You Us?

:D

[poet-splendorman]

An old acquaintance. Who are you?

[coke-slenderman]

Helllllllo!

I Am Coke!

*it bows theatrically*

Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.

It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.

[poet-splendorman]

Like the soda?

Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)

[coke-slenderman]

YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.

*it flexes its tentacles absently*

So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?

I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.

[poet-splendorman]

We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(

She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.

[coke-slenderman]

I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-

Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?

[poet-splendorman]

Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.

But WHY?

[coke-slenderman]

Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?

*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*

[poet-splendorman]

To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.

It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.

[coke-slenderman]

…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.

*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*

And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!

[poet-splendorman]

Who needs economy when you can just murder?

[coke-slenderman]

Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!

Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?

*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*

[poet-splendorman]

I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.

You ALWAYS explain things to me!

Not this one. You wouldn't understand.

[coke-slenderman]

Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…

-anxious

-light headed

-like you ate a rock

-or murdery

*coke mimics someones voice*

[poet-splendorman]

What does giving you that information grant me?

[coke-slenderman]

✨Peace Of Mind✨

My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….

*Coke Sighs dramatically*

Caramels On My Side, Right? :D

[poet-splendorman]

I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.

Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.

[coke-slenderman]

The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.

*coke was looking way to happy*

[poet-splendorman]

Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.

[coke-slenderman]

Oh! What Plan!-

…What Plan…

[poet-splendorman]

I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.

[coke-slenderman]

I Would.

*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*

[poet-splendorman]

Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.

[coke-slenderman]

*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*

Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?