I believe i’m supposed to say something inspirational in my first post, so i will.
I very big part of me is sad that they took cocaine out of Coka cola.
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@coke-slenderman
I believe i’m supposed to say something inspirational in my first post, so i will.
I very big part of me is sad that they took cocaine out of Coka cola.
*Coughs up a plomb of dust*
. . .
delicious
you are beautiful
I cannot let them find me
Cannot Let Who Find You Us?
:D
An old acquaintance. Who are you?
Helllllllo!
I Am Coke!
*it bows theatrically*
Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.
It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.
Like the soda?
Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)
YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.
*it flexes its tentacles absently*
So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?
I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.
We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(
She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.
I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-
Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?
Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.
But WHY?
Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?
*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*
To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.
It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.
…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.
*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*
And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!
Who needs economy when you can just murder?
Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!
Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?
*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*
I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.
You ALWAYS explain things to me!
Not this one. You wouldn't understand.
Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…
-anxious
-light headed
-like you ate a rock
-or murdery
*coke mimics someones voice*
What does giving you that information grant me?
✨Peace Of Mind✨
My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….
*Coke Sighs dramatically*
Caramels On My Side, Right? :D
I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.
Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.
The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.
*coke was looking way to happy*
Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.
Oh! What Plan!-
…What Plan…
I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.
I Would.
*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*
Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.
*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*
Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?
That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.
A Vile Of My Blood?
*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*
I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨
You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.
Well… What Do You Want.
I’ll Fight You For It! :D
No thank you.
What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?
…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!
Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.
*coke begins to mumble to itself*
For the last time they do not have neurotoxins.
So Then Why Are We Hiding :D
*coke said in a sing song voice*
I have my reasons.
We Should Go See Them. It Would Be A Fun Field Trip! Hybrid Says I Need To Get Out Of My Cabin More Oft.
You can.
Don't kill them that's my job!
I Won’t. Maybe.
But You’re SUUUUUUUUUUUURE You Don’t Wanna Go With *tears*
I am going away from him.
MmmmHmmmmmmmmmmm
Okey!
Might You Perchance Let Me In On The Whereabouts Of The Previously Mentioned Slender! :D
Heading this way or so I hear.
Than Perhaps I’ll Wait For Their Arrival!
*Sits Down*
Unless You’d Like Me To Tag Along On The ✨Adventure✨
That will Not be necessary.
*uses its tentacles to push itself off the floor*
Well…. I Wouldn’t Want You To Feel Alone, Splended
*coke inches closer to spledore*
Will There Be Fighting Where Your Off To?
They're not alone! >:(
No, at least ideally.
Shhhhh Suger, I’m Trying To Do The Secret Technique Of Please-Let-Me-Tag-Along-But-It’s-Out-Out-The-Kindness-Of-My-‘Heart’… I Can’t Let Writer McGee Over There Know That You’re My Favorite.
THAN ILL GO WITH YOU AS A BODY GUARD!!!!
*coke shouts, coughs like a mad man, and smiles unconvincingly*
Oh you silly little beast.... I am more than capable of defending what is mine.
No One’s Ever Called Me A Beast Before…. WE REALLY ARE FRIENDS T^T
And I Have No Doubt About Your Defense Systems, You Should Tell Me More About Yourself While We Walk And Talk. :D
I don't give away information, silly.
*coke starts walking, (suspiciously in the same way that Splendore wanted to go)*
ughghghff What Would You Like? I’ve Got A Lot Of Things And I’m Willing To Give Almost Anything Away!
I cannot let them find me
Cannot Let Who Find You Us?
:D
An old acquaintance. Who are you?
Helllllllo!
I Am Coke!
*it bows theatrically*
Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.
It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.
Like the soda?
Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)
YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.
*it flexes its tentacles absently*
So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?
I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.
We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(
She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.
I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-
Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?
Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.
But WHY?
Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?
*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*
To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.
It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.
…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.
*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*
And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!
Who needs economy when you can just murder?
Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!
Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?
*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*
I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.
You ALWAYS explain things to me!
Not this one. You wouldn't understand.
Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…
-anxious
-light headed
-like you ate a rock
-or murdery
*coke mimics someones voice*
What does giving you that information grant me?
✨Peace Of Mind✨
My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….
*Coke Sighs dramatically*
Caramels On My Side, Right? :D
I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.
Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.
The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.
*coke was looking way to happy*
Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.
Oh! What Plan!-
…What Plan…
I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.
I Would.
*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*
Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.
*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*
Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?
That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.
A Vile Of My Blood?
*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*
I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨
You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.
Well… What Do You Want.
I’ll Fight You For It! :D
No thank you.
What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?
…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!
Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.
*coke begins to mumble to itself*
For the last time they do not have neurotoxins.
So Then Why Are We Hiding :D
*coke said in a sing song voice*
I have my reasons.
We Should Go See Them. It Would Be A Fun Field Trip! Hybrid Says I Need To Get Out Of My Cabin More Oft.
You can.
Don't kill them that's my job!
I Won’t. Maybe.
But You’re SUUUUUUUUUUUURE You Don’t Wanna Go With *tears*
I am going away from him.
MmmmHmmmmmmmmmmm
Okey!
Might You Perchance Let Me In On The Whereabouts Of The Previously Mentioned Slender! :D
Heading this way or so I hear.
Than Perhaps I’ll Wait For Their Arrival!
*Sits Down*
Unless You’d Like Me To Tag Along On The ✨Adventure✨
That will Not be necessary.
*uses its tentacles to push itself off the floor*
Well…. I Wouldn’t Want You To Feel Alone, Splended
*coke inches closer to spledore*
Will There Be Fighting Where Your Off To?
They're not alone! >:(
No, at least ideally.
Shhhhh Suger, I’m Trying To Do The Secret Technique Of Please-Let-Me-Tag-Along-But-It’s-Out-Out-The-Kindness-Of-My-‘Heart’… I Can’t Let Writer McGee Over There Know That You’re My Favorite.
THAN ILL GO WITH YOU AS A BODY GUARD!!!!
*coke shouts, coughs like a mad man, and smiles unconvincingly*
Oh you silly little beast.... I am more than capable of defending what is mine.
No One’s Ever Called Me A Beast Before…. WE REALLY ARE FRIENDS T^T
And I Have No Doubt About Your Defense Systems, You Should Tell Me More About Yourself While We Walk And Talk. :D
I cannot let them find me
Cannot Let Who Find You Us?
:D
An old acquaintance. Who are you?
Helllllllo!
I Am Coke!
*it bows theatrically*
Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.
It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.
Like the soda?
Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)
YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.
*it flexes its tentacles absently*
So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?
I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.
We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(
She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.
I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-
Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?
Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.
But WHY?
Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?
*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*
To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.
It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.
…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.
*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*
And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!
Who needs economy when you can just murder?
Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!
Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?
*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*
I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.
You ALWAYS explain things to me!
Not this one. You wouldn't understand.
Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…
-anxious
-light headed
-like you ate a rock
-or murdery
*coke mimics someones voice*
What does giving you that information grant me?
✨Peace Of Mind✨
My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….
*Coke Sighs dramatically*
Caramels On My Side, Right? :D
I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.
Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.
The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.
*coke was looking way to happy*
Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.
Oh! What Plan!-
…What Plan…
I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.
I Would.
*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*
Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.
*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*
Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?
That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.
A Vile Of My Blood?
*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*
I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨
You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.
Well… What Do You Want.
I’ll Fight You For It! :D
No thank you.
What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?
…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!
Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.
*coke begins to mumble to itself*
For the last time they do not have neurotoxins.
So Then Why Are We Hiding :D
*coke said in a sing song voice*
I have my reasons.
We Should Go See Them. It Would Be A Fun Field Trip! Hybrid Says I Need To Get Out Of My Cabin More Oft.
You can.
Don't kill them that's my job!
I Won’t. Maybe.
But You’re SUUUUUUUUUUUURE You Don’t Wanna Go With *tears*
I am going away from him.
MmmmHmmmmmmmmmmm
Okey!
Might You Perchance Let Me In On The Whereabouts Of The Previously Mentioned Slender! :D
Heading this way or so I hear.
Than Perhaps I’ll Wait For Their Arrival!
*Sits Down*
Unless You’d Like Me To Tag Along On The ✨Adventure✨
That will Not be necessary.
*uses its tentacles to push itself off the floor*
Well…. I Wouldn’t Want You To Feel Alone, Splended
*coke inches closer to spledore*
Will There Be Fighting Where Your Off To?
They're not alone! >:(
No, at least ideally.
Shhhhh Suger, I’m Trying To Do The Secret Technique Of Please-Let-Me-Tag-Along-But-It’s-Out-Out-The-Kindness-Of-My-‘Heart’… I Can’t Let Writer McGee Over There Know That You’re My Favorite.
THAN ILL GO WITH YOU AS A BODY GUARD!!!!
*coke shouts, coughs like a mad man, and smiles unconvincingly*
I cannot let them find me
Cannot Let Who Find You Us?
:D
An old acquaintance. Who are you?
Helllllllo!
I Am Coke!
*it bows theatrically*
Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.
It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.
Like the soda?
Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)
YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.
*it flexes its tentacles absently*
So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?
I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.
We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(
She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.
I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-
Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?
Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.
But WHY?
Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?
*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*
To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.
It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.
…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.
*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*
And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!
Who needs economy when you can just murder?
Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!
Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?
*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*
I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.
You ALWAYS explain things to me!
Not this one. You wouldn't understand.
Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…
-anxious
-light headed
-like you ate a rock
-or murdery
*coke mimics someones voice*
What does giving you that information grant me?
✨Peace Of Mind✨
My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….
*Coke Sighs dramatically*
Caramels On My Side, Right? :D
I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.
Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.
The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.
*coke was looking way to happy*
Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.
Oh! What Plan!-
…What Plan…
I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.
I Would.
*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*
Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.
*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*
Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?
That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.
A Vile Of My Blood?
*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*
I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨
You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.
Well… What Do You Want.
I’ll Fight You For It! :D
No thank you.
What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?
…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!
Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.
*coke begins to mumble to itself*
For the last time they do not have neurotoxins.
So Then Why Are We Hiding :D
*coke said in a sing song voice*
I have my reasons.
We Should Go See Them. It Would Be A Fun Field Trip! Hybrid Says I Need To Get Out Of My Cabin More Oft.
You can.
Don't kill them that's my job!
I Won’t. Maybe.
But You’re SUUUUUUUUUUUURE You Don’t Wanna Go With *tears*
I am going away from him.
MmmmHmmmmmmmmmmm
Okey!
Might You Perchance Let Me In On The Whereabouts Of The Previously Mentioned Slender! :D
Heading this way or so I hear.
Than Perhaps I’ll Wait For Their Arrival!
*Sits Down*
Unless You’d Like Me To Tag Along On The ✨Adventure✨
That will Not be necessary.
*uses its tentacles to push itself off the floor*
Well…. I Wouldn’t Want You To Feel Alone, Splended
*coke inches closer to spledore*
Will There Be Fighting Where Your Off To?
I cannot let them find me
Cannot Let Who Find You Us?
:D
An old acquaintance. Who are you?
Helllllllo!
I Am Coke!
*it bows theatrically*
Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.
It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.
Like the soda?
Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)
YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.
*it flexes its tentacles absently*
So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?
I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.
We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(
She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.
I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-
Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?
Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.
But WHY?
Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?
*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*
To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.
It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.
…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.
*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*
And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!
Who needs economy when you can just murder?
Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!
Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?
*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*
I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.
You ALWAYS explain things to me!
Not this one. You wouldn't understand.
Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…
-anxious
-light headed
-like you ate a rock
-or murdery
*coke mimics someones voice*
What does giving you that information grant me?
✨Peace Of Mind✨
My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….
*Coke Sighs dramatically*
Caramels On My Side, Right? :D
I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.
Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.
The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.
*coke was looking way to happy*
Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.
Oh! What Plan!-
…What Plan…
I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.
I Would.
*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*
Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.
*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*
Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?
That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.
A Vile Of My Blood?
*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*
I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨
You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.
Well… What Do You Want.
I’ll Fight You For It! :D
No thank you.
What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?
…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!
Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.
*coke begins to mumble to itself*
For the last time they do not have neurotoxins.
So Then Why Are We Hiding :D
*coke said in a sing song voice*
I have my reasons.
We Should Go See Them. It Would Be A Fun Field Trip! Hybrid Says I Need To Get Out Of My Cabin More Oft.
You can.
Don't kill them that's my job!
I Won’t. Maybe.
But You’re SUUUUUUUUUUUURE You Don’t Wanna Go With *tears*
I am going away from him.
MmmmHmmmmmmmmmmm
Okey!
Might You Perchance Let Me In On The Whereabouts Of The Previously Mentioned Slender! :D
Heading this way or so I hear.
Than Perhaps I’ll Wait For Their Arrival!
*Sits Down*
Unless You’d Like Me To Tag Along On The ✨Adventure✨
I cannot let them find me
Cannot Let Who Find You Us?
:D
An old acquaintance. Who are you?
Helllllllo!
I Am Coke!
*it bows theatrically*
Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.
It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.
Like the soda?
Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)
YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.
*it flexes its tentacles absently*
So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?
I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.
We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(
She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.
I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-
Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?
Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.
But WHY?
Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?
*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*
To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.
It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.
…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.
*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*
And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!
Who needs economy when you can just murder?
Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!
Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?
*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*
I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.
You ALWAYS explain things to me!
Not this one. You wouldn't understand.
Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…
-anxious
-light headed
-like you ate a rock
-or murdery
*coke mimics someones voice*
What does giving you that information grant me?
✨Peace Of Mind✨
My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….
*Coke Sighs dramatically*
Caramels On My Side, Right? :D
I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.
Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.
The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.
*coke was looking way to happy*
Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.
Oh! What Plan!-
…What Plan…
I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.
I Would.
*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*
Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.
*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*
Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?
That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.
A Vile Of My Blood?
*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*
I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨
You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.
Well… What Do You Want.
I’ll Fight You For It! :D
No thank you.
What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?
…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!
Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.
*coke begins to mumble to itself*
For the last time they do not have neurotoxins.
So Then Why Are We Hiding :D
*coke said in a sing song voice*
I have my reasons.
We Should Go See Them. It Would Be A Fun Field Trip! Hybrid Says I Need To Get Out Of My Cabin More Oft.
You can.
Don't kill them that's my job!
I Won’t. Maybe.
But You’re SUUUUUUUUUUUURE You Don’t Wanna Go With *tears*
I am going away from him.
MmmmHmmmmmmmmmmm
Okey!
Might You Perchance Let Me In On The Whereabouts Of The Previously Mentioned Slender! :D
I cannot let them find me
Cannot Let Who Find You Us?
:D
An old acquaintance. Who are you?
Helllllllo!
I Am Coke!
*it bows theatrically*
Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.
It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.
Like the soda?
Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)
YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.
*it flexes its tentacles absently*
So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?
I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.
We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(
She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.
I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-
Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?
Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.
But WHY?
Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?
*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*
To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.
It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.
…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.
*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*
And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!
Who needs economy when you can just murder?
Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!
Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?
*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*
I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.
You ALWAYS explain things to me!
Not this one. You wouldn't understand.
Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…
-anxious
-light headed
-like you ate a rock
-or murdery
*coke mimics someones voice*
What does giving you that information grant me?
✨Peace Of Mind✨
My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….
*Coke Sighs dramatically*
Caramels On My Side, Right? :D
I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.
Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.
The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.
*coke was looking way to happy*
Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.
Oh! What Plan!-
…What Plan…
I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.
I Would.
*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*
Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.
*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*
Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?
That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.
A Vile Of My Blood?
*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*
I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨
You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.
Well… What Do You Want.
I’ll Fight You For It! :D
No thank you.
What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?
…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!
Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.
*coke begins to mumble to itself*
For the last time they do not have neurotoxins.
So Then Why Are We Hiding :D
*coke said in a sing song voice*
I have my reasons.
We Should Go See Them. It Would Be A Fun Field Trip! Hybrid Says I Need To Get Out Of My Cabin More Oft.
You can.
Don't kill them that's my job!
I Won’t. Maybe.
But You’re SUUUUUUUUUUUURE You Don’t Wanna Go With *tears*
I cannot let them find me
Cannot Let Who Find You Us?
:D
An old acquaintance. Who are you?
Helllllllo!
I Am Coke!
*it bows theatrically*
Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.
It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.
Like the soda?
Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)
YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.
*it flexes its tentacles absently*
So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?
I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.
We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(
She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.
I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-
Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?
Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.
But WHY?
Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?
*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*
To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.
It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.
…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.
*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*
And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!
Who needs economy when you can just murder?
Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!
Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?
*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*
I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.
You ALWAYS explain things to me!
Not this one. You wouldn't understand.
Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…
-anxious
-light headed
-like you ate a rock
-or murdery
*coke mimics someones voice*
What does giving you that information grant me?
✨Peace Of Mind✨
My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….
*Coke Sighs dramatically*
Caramels On My Side, Right? :D
I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.
Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.
The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.
*coke was looking way to happy*
Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.
Oh! What Plan!-
…What Plan…
I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.
I Would.
*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*
Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.
*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*
Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?
That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.
A Vile Of My Blood?
*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*
I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨
You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.
Well… What Do You Want.
I’ll Fight You For It! :D
No thank you.
What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?
…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!
Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.
*coke begins to mumble to itself*
For the last time they do not have neurotoxins.
So Then Why Are We Hiding :D
*coke said in a sing song voice*
I have my reasons.
We Should Go See Them. It Would Be A Fun Field Trip! Hybrid Says I Need To Get Out Of My Cabin More Oft.
I cannot let them find me
Cannot Let Who Find You Us?
:D
An old acquaintance. Who are you?
Helllllllo!
I Am Coke!
*it bows theatrically*
Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.
It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.
Like the soda?
Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)
YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.
*it flexes its tentacles absently*
So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?
I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.
We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(
She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.
I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-
Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?
Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.
But WHY?
Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?
*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*
To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.
It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.
…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.
*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*
And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!
Who needs economy when you can just murder?
Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!
Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?
*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*
I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.
You ALWAYS explain things to me!
Not this one. You wouldn't understand.
Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…
-anxious
-light headed
-like you ate a rock
-or murdery
*coke mimics someones voice*
What does giving you that information grant me?
✨Peace Of Mind✨
My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….
*Coke Sighs dramatically*
Caramels On My Side, Right? :D
I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.
Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.
The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.
*coke was looking way to happy*
Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.
Oh! What Plan!-
…What Plan…
I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.
I Would.
*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*
Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.
*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*
Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?
That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.
A Vile Of My Blood?
*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*
I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨
You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.
Well… What Do You Want.
I’ll Fight You For It! :D
No thank you.
What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?
…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!
Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.
*coke begins to mumble to itself*
For the last time they do not have neurotoxins.
So Then Why Are We Hiding :D
*coke said in a sing song voice*
I cannot let them find me
Cannot Let Who Find You Us?
:D
An old acquaintance. Who are you?
Helllllllo!
I Am Coke!
*it bows theatrically*
Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.
It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.
Like the soda?
Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)
YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.
*it flexes its tentacles absently*
So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?
I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.
We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(
She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.
I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-
Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?
Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.
But WHY?
Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?
*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*
To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.
It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.
…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.
*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*
And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!
Who needs economy when you can just murder?
Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!
Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?
*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*
I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.
You ALWAYS explain things to me!
Not this one. You wouldn't understand.
Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…
-anxious
-light headed
-like you ate a rock
-or murdery
*coke mimics someones voice*
What does giving you that information grant me?
✨Peace Of Mind✨
My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….
*Coke Sighs dramatically*
Caramels On My Side, Right? :D
I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.
Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.
The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.
*coke was looking way to happy*
Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.
Oh! What Plan!-
…What Plan…
I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.
I Would.
*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*
Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.
*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*
Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?
That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.
A Vile Of My Blood?
*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*
I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨
You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.
Well… What Do You Want.
I’ll Fight You For It! :D
No thank you.
What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?
…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!
Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.
*coke begins to mumble to itself*
I cannot let them find me
Cannot Let Who Find You Us?
:D
An old acquaintance. Who are you?
Helllllllo!
I Am Coke!
*it bows theatrically*
Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.
It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.
Like the soda?
Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)
YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.
*it flexes its tentacles absently*
So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?
I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.
We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(
She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.
I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-
Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?
Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.
But WHY?
Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?
*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*
To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.
It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.
…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.
*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*
And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!
Who needs economy when you can just murder?
Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!
Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?
*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*
I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.
You ALWAYS explain things to me!
Not this one. You wouldn't understand.
Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…
-anxious
-light headed
-like you ate a rock
-or murdery
*coke mimics someones voice*
What does giving you that information grant me?
✨Peace Of Mind✨
My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….
*Coke Sighs dramatically*
Caramels On My Side, Right? :D
I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.
Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.
The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.
*coke was looking way to happy*
Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.
Oh! What Plan!-
…What Plan…
I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.
I Would.
*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*
Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.
*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*
Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?
That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.
A Vile Of My Blood?
*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*
I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨
You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.
Well… What Do You Want.
I’ll Fight You For It! :D
No thank you.
What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?
I cannot let them find me
Cannot Let Who Find You Us?
:D
An old acquaintance. Who are you?
Helllllllo!
I Am Coke!
*it bows theatrically*
Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.
It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.
Like the soda?
Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)
YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.
*it flexes its tentacles absently*
So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?
I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.
We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(
She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.
I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-
Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?
Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.
But WHY?
Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?
*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*
To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.
It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.
…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.
*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*
And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!
Who needs economy when you can just murder?
Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!
Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?
*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*
I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.
You ALWAYS explain things to me!
Not this one. You wouldn't understand.
Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…
-anxious
-light headed
-like you ate a rock
-or murdery
*coke mimics someones voice*
What does giving you that information grant me?
✨Peace Of Mind✨
My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….
*Coke Sighs dramatically*
Caramels On My Side, Right? :D
I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.
Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.
The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.
*coke was looking way to happy*
Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.
Oh! What Plan!-
…What Plan…
I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.
I Would.
*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*
Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.
*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*
Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?
That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.
A Vile Of My Blood?
*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*
I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨
You don't have anything I'd like, so there's no getting that information.
Well… What Do You Want.
I’ll Fight You For It! :D
I cannot let them find me
Cannot Let Who Find You Us?
:D
An old acquaintance. Who are you?
Helllllllo!
I Am Coke!
*it bows theatrically*
Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.
It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.
Like the soda?
Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)
YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.
*it flexes its tentacles absently*
So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?
I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.
We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(
She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.
I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-
Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?
Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.
But WHY?
Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?
*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*
To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.
It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.
…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.
*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*
And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!
Who needs economy when you can just murder?
Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!
Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?
*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*
I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.
You ALWAYS explain things to me!
Not this one. You wouldn't understand.
Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…
-anxious
-light headed
-like you ate a rock
-or murdery
*coke mimics someones voice*
What does giving you that information grant me?
✨Peace Of Mind✨
My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….
*Coke Sighs dramatically*
Caramels On My Side, Right? :D
I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.
Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.
The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.
*coke was looking way to happy*
Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.
Oh! What Plan!-
…What Plan…
I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.
I Would.
*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*
Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.
*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*
Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?
That's certainly not enough, my good fellow.
A Vile Of My Blood?
*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*
I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨
I cannot let them find me
Cannot Let Who Find You Us?
:D
An old acquaintance. Who are you?
Helllllllo!
I Am Coke!
*it bows theatrically*
Billionaire, Coke Fiend, Magic Whisperer, All Around Favorite.
It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance.
Like the soda?
Ah, yes, pleasure to meet you as well. I am Splendorpoet (mod addendum, EVIL splendorpoet, nicknamed Splendore), and this is sugartwist (mod addendum, EVIL sugartwist, nicknamed sugar)
YyyeP! Exactly Like The Soda.
*it flexes its tentacles absently*
So Who Are We Hiding From? Your Friend?
I Think I’m A Tad Bit Out Of The Loop, As They Say.
We are hiding from the neurotoxin man that Splendorpoet wont let me kill >:(
She doesn't have neurotoxins, Sugar.
I Know A Guy With Aaaall Sorts Of Poisons… Probably Has Some Neurotoxins As Well-
Why Not Just Kill ‘um Like Cube o’ Suger Wants?
Because I'd rather keep them alive. Just away from me.
But WHY?
Why? Are The Neurotoxins Dangerous To You Or Corn Syrup Over Here?
*coke chuckles out, sounding more like a hyena than anything else*
To THEM! Makes their brain act all fuzzy! Also I don't have a brain.
It is not that bad. Besides, she's useful to keep alive.
…Uhhhhh Huh. Never Heard Of That Happening Before.
*coke mumbles with a knowing tone*
And Who Needs A Brain In This Economy Anyways!
Who needs economy when you can just murder?
Yes! We Should Kill The Toxin Slender!
Why Are You Wanting Them Alive Lyricist?
*Cokes split jaw opens into a small teasing smile, its tentacles flicking with excitement*
I need them for reasons I do not feel I need to explain.
You ALWAYS explain things to me!
Not this one. You wouldn't understand.
Let Me See… When Your Around This Slender Do You Feel…
-anxious
-light headed
-like you ate a rock
-or murdery
*coke mimics someones voice*
What does giving you that information grant me?
✨Peace Of Mind✨
My Brother Is An Expert In All Walks Of Poisons, I’ve Learned A Thing Or Two… Of Course I Could Call Him Over To check You Out Himself….
*Coke Sighs dramatically*
Caramels On My Side, Right? :D
I still just want to kill the exorcist. That would solve everything.
Please do not kill exorcist. I do not need to be checked out.
The Way I See It… You’ve Got Two Options, Get A Checkup At ‘The Doctors’ And By That I Mean My Brother, Oooooooooor Kill Them.
*coke was looking way to happy*
Or, just avoid them until my plans come into action.
Oh! What Plan!-
…What Plan…
I'm certain you'd enjoy knowing.
I Would.
*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*
Unfortunately for you, it's not knowledge I like to hand out freely to others.
*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*
Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?