[whitepeopletwitter]

[amultitudeofsins]

[fakehistory]

American flag at half mast after assassination of JFK (1963, colorized)

[slowspinningredemption]

i’m trembling in the presence of all these scholars

[badjokesbyjeff]

A good percentage of my friends are Nazis.

That percentage is zero. That’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to have.

[a-boy-called-micah]

op change your url this is fucking fantastic

[mysharona1987]

Some more funny library signs.

[yangxaiolong]

Wasn’t going to reblog this, but I am a student at the University of St Andrews and THAT SIGN WAS A JOKE OKAY

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[pastelspacecowboy-deactivated20]

What kind of noise is that??

[4gifs]

[digitalbeachrave]

i’m barely even alive im just here clicking buttons

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via sami_grayce)

[thatdisasterauthor]

Good tweet is good.

[nzssa-deactivated20190420]

[otakusapien]

vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world 

“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”

“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”

“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”

[tedkordisanasshole]

#‘i don’t care how many holy symbols were at the met gala anne hathaway was supposed to be there and i haven’t seen her in 250 years

[renthebarbarian]

i love how this post just casually drops the fact that anne hathaway too is an immortal

[gif87a-com]

[tertwig]

This is the most punk rock thing I’ve ever seen

[defilerwyrm]

What gets me is that initial pause. The bird knows this song. He knows when the drum comes in. Being able to anticipate musical rhythm is a form of intelligence very few species have, and this is the most remarkable example of it I’ve ever seen in a bird. The cockatoo knew to wait for the drums.

[linguisten]

rhythmic awareness: a prerequisite of language evolution

[richardsmoove]

Yoo thisss man has the ability to sell a rich man a penny… I swear!!! 😭😭😭😂😂

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[cherie-creme-deactivated2020012]

braaaaahhhhhhh i would buy 50 of whatever hes selling, on the spot ma nigga

[jordyyyb-deactivated20170521]

I literally would buy anything that he was selling lmfao

[plussizedhiiipy]

“You Go Back & Forth Like A Argument” 😂😂

[matchaystrawberries]

“If it’s darker than me and don’t pay the bills it shouldn’t be there” 😂😂😂😂 all jokes aside he has a gift.

[missfilmore]

Let me get 3 orders of the hbo package please, because this young man is gifted

[cuphead-deactivated20220622]

this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!

[sillysurgeon-deactivated23423-d]

ILLEGAL!! TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!

[odinsblog]

This made me smile. I think we sometimes need reminding that there are still some genuinely good people out there.

[toastbutteregg]

a model

[a1-b2c3-deactivated20230114]

why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

[wearethesparkk]

I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:

Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar

Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)

Chocolate Hills, Philippines

Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland

So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…

[memcjo]

Earth is effing amazing!

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina

Lake Retba, Senegal

Tepui, Venezuela

Tianzi Mountains, China

[bunjywunjy]

these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:

Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)

(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)

Lake Natron, Tanzania

(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)

Lake Baikal, Russia

(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)

and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.

it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:

(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it) 

anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk

[mens-rights-activia]

Me: I’m having such a hard time, can y’all please go easy on me?

[mens-rights-activia]

According to this meme I made in 2016, 2018 is the last year in a barrage of terrible years. In 2019, the suffering will end and good things will come to us once again

[albearrawr]

Reblog for a good 2019, because goddamnit we all need it.