Colby's Corner

It's not social media, which makes it cool.

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

OMG A GROUP OF FERRETS IS CALLED A BUSINESS AND IF YOURE NOT THINKING ABOUT A GROUP OF FERRETS RUNNING ABOUT IN SUITS MAKING CALLS ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET YOU’RE WRONG

[stryrxriki]

I guess they’re ferreting around

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

Did that joke even make sense to yourself

[him-e]

Y o u ' r e a l l g o i n g t o d i e .

Anonymous asked: Hans Landa or Shosanna Dreyfus?

[pyropotter]

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

[schmoyoho]

In which a children’s choir, grown-up choir, orchestra, dancing paper-mache-head Shia LaBeoufs, and aerialists perform a song about Shia LaBeouf’s gruesome cannibalistic nature TO SHIA LABEOUF.

Thank goodness for the internet & thank goodness for Rob Cantor.

[colbster44]

[colbster44]

Summary of Game 2:

[colbster44]

If this isn't the truth then I don't know what is

[colbster44]

Great, now I feel bad.

[colbster44]

I CAN'T BREATHE

[colbster44]

I'm probably in trouble...

[colbster44]

#Nervous

[colbster44]

When being a badass just isn't badass enough

[colbster44]

The look on your face when you find the “murder toaster” in Fallout.

[toastin-toasters]

got a problem with toasters bud?

[colbster44]

Only when they walk the line between Insanity and Murder

[colbster44]

When your dog peed in the house and she knows you know she did it but you haven't yelled at her for some reason and she looks at you like this:

[colbster44]

I would like to take a moment and thank the Internet for this picture

[yodiscrepo]

[colbster44]

HIS FACE

[princesskenoo-deactivated201407]

are you fucking

[dreamingcities-v2-deactivated20]

WHAT IS EXISTENCE EVEN

[colbster44]

I'm Genuinely scared