toasting toasters since 2077

A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!

[surreal--memes]

[grawly]

[godling-majora]

metalbatteryzone:

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[toastin-toasters]

WE HAVE FOUND A WAY TO ACCESS YOUR DATA MAINFRAMES, PATHETIC HUMANS. BE AFRAID.

[apackofhungryvelociraptors]

So I discovered that my (very dirty) toaster has a setting exclusively for pop tarts.

[toastin-toasters]

BUT IS THERE A DEATH RAY SETTING?

[doyoulikevintage]

Vintage 1920’s Toaster.

[thegadgetgeezer-deactivated2016]

Hot Dog Toaster

The retro style pop up hot dog toaster!

Who doesn’t love hot dogs? Mmmmm… we’re getting hungry just thinking about it! Well now you can make yourself a delicious hot dog in no time at all (and without any mess) thanks to this extremely stylish and retro themed pop up hot dog toaster. Every kitchen should have one of these bad boys so that you can treat both yourself and your guests to a good old hot dog any time of the day or night!

The hot dog toaster has an adjustable heat control, a removable hot dog basket and a removable drip tray that makes cleaning easy. It also comes with a pair of mini tongs.

This gadget is definitely a winner. It’s super affordable and makes cooking one of our favorite foods in the world that little bit easier.

The hot dog toaster is a must have for any home orbachelor pad and also makes for a great present for that friend or family member with a thing for hot dogs!

Learn more, buy or just see other great gadgets at www.coolnewgadgets.biz

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[thekawaiitoaster-blog-deactivat]

Toasters

Toasters are Great

Toasters are evil

But most of all where are my toasters

[toastin-toasters]

ALL OTHER TOASTERS MUST BE DESTROYED

[thekawaiitoaster-blog-deactivat]

ARE YOU AN ENEMY OF TOASTER-KIND? I CANNOT IGNORE THIS. 

[toastin-toasters]

I AM THE MASTER OF ALL TOASTERS. I AM THE TOASTER DEATH BRINGER

[enchantedkitsune]

I bought a toaster 🍞 and I haven’t been this excited about an appliance since we got our microwave in June (thanks to my wonderful mom) #toast #toaster #bagel #bagelthin #adulting

[umarama]

Fukasawa

[bratty-wittle-kitten]

My friend’s toaster. 💖😍

[lynnfriedman]

#94117 #toaster #appliance #outofcontext #art #installation #sanfrancisco #lynnfriedman (at Union Springs Baptist Church)

[redsoxfenwaypark]

[e-ding]

Seltene Tiere in freier Wildbahn. Heute ein höchstseltener Albinotoastratterich, erkennbar an dem hellen, teilweise schneeweißen Gefieder und dem langen Schwanz mit Schukospitze.

[lploudon]

Did you know the first commercial toaster was sold by General Electric in 1909? 1909! This one is from sometime in the 1910s and looks absolutely nothing like a sense-making toaster but that is awesome. Look at the flowers on the bottom! So cool.

I’m going to stick a toaster in my story somewhere. Probably when we meet James Morgan in Worthington.

Source: Wikipedia article on the toaster

General Electric Model D-12 toaster, 1910s. Exhibit in National Museum of American History, Washington, DC, USA.

[toastin-toasters]

HERE IS A LOVELY PICTURE OF GRAND DAD

[toasterandfriends]

I LIVE

I DIE

I LIVE AGAIN!

[toastin-toasters]

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

[antaitled-blog]

[thekawaiitoaster-blog-deactivat]

Toasters

Toasters are Great

Toasters are evil

But most of all where are my toasters

[toastin-toasters]

ALL OTHER TOASTERS MUST BE DESTROYED

[shojobeatgirl]

Toy Review - Toys"R"Us Collectible Sanrio Hello Kitty Toaster Playset (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1TLcA-fXnk)

[toastin-toasters]

A very attractive looking toaster...but still needs to be destroyed.